Billions of dollars STOLLEN at USAID

[KS Toronado]

[Ocelot II]

1. Let them eat German fruit bread.

[Tweedy]

8. Oh, you beat me to it.

Bravo!

Meanwhile, tuberculosis gets to spread and polio gets another shot. I wager this president is vaccinated against both.

Destroying the best things America does
That is today’s GOP for you.

[Think. Again.]

2. I'm sure it will be.

[gab13by13]

3. He is projecting.

[yardwork]

29. Every accusation is a confession.

[hlthe2b]

4. yummm, stollen!

Kinda out of season, though...

[MineralMan]

5. Utter bullshit!

Made up of whole cloth.

Someone left Trump's cake out in the rain...

[Cirsium]

25. ...I don't think that I can take it

Nicely done.

[MineralMan]

38. Just popped into my head.

Thanks.

[boonecreek]

6. OK,

This one I believe he wrote.

[Initech]

7. Gee, I wonder who did the stealing?

[Ray Bruns]

21. "Stollen", not "stealing"!

[Initech]

32. So... German dessert bread?

[Ray Bruns]

36. Apparently.

[Norbert]

9. Billions huh. He is off a few zeros too.

It's no wonder the dumbass bankrupted a casino.

[sakabatou]

10. "You mean, "*I* stole millions from USAID", Dump

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[Botany]

35. Yup in every accusation by Trump you will find a confession.

There is no way he won legitimately.

[Lulu KC]

11. Stop! You're making me hungry!

[KS Toronado]

52. Sorry about that Lulu, since I made you hungry guess I better feed you.

Save me a little for the big game.

[Lulu KC]

53. Go, Chiefies!

[KS Toronado]

59. Just found this

[Hugin]

12. Ease off on the caps key, big boy.

Take a deep breath and tell us about it.

He must be getting worked up about the Super Bowl.



Trump rule #4: “All accusations are confessions.”

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. The more bizarre his posts the more paranoid he is

[Baitball Blogger]

14. Why can't someone sue this lying sack of shit for defamation?

[ShazzieB]

43. Well, in this case, he's not naming any specific entity.

As long as he doesn't name names, nobody can file suit saying "He defamed ME!"

I suspect he is aware of this.

[republianmushroom]

15. Is there orange stains on it ?

[Blaukraut]

16. Well, stollen makes a much better currency than crypto

At least it tastes good.

[Blue Owl]

17. Confessions of an insane man-toddler

[eShirl]

18. they just make up whatever bullshit they want no matter how wild

nothing new

[Wingus Dingus]

19. So Musk just diverted billions of dollars to...somewhere. That's what we should all take

from this. Every accusation a confession.

[GoCubsGo]

20. Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

You fucking imbecile.

[Evolve Dammit]

22. AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!! Old man yells at clouds and then fall asleep

[meadowlander]

23. That would explain why the MSM has been awash with positive stories about Democrats handing out foreign aid.

Oh wait...

I literally can't remember a single story about that ever.

[JoseBalow]

24. Yum, stollen is delicious!

[keep_left]

40. My niece's dog thinks so, too!

One Sunday morning, her dog grabbed a stollen off the countertop, still wrapped from the bakery, and dragged it over to the couch to rip it apart. We called it "the case of the stolen stollen".

And yes, the cleanup took forever. At least it was mostly powdered sugar, and stollens aren't especially greasy, so it could have been worse.

[Celerity]

58. Stollen bites

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/stollen-bites



Prep:45 mins
Cook:35 mins
plus 2 hrs soaking and at least 3 hrs proving and setting

Makes 25-36

Turn stollen into bite-size treats. With squidgy, sweet bread studded with fruit and wrapped in marzipan, it’s easy to see why this German bake is so popular.

Ingredients

150g sultanas
300g plain flour
plus extra for dusting
7g sachet fast-action dried yeast
1 tbsp caster sugar
¼ tsp ground cardamom
¼ tsp ground nutmeg
¼ tsp ground cinnamon
150ml whole milk
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 medium egg
1 lemon
zested
100g glacé cherries
roughly chopped
flavourless oil
for proving
250g marzipan
100g icing sugar
plus extra for dusting
75g unsalted butter

Method

step 1
Put the sultanas in a heatproof bowl and pour over 100ml hot water from the kettle. Leave to soak for at least 2 hrs, or overnight.

step 2
Tip the flour, yeast, caster sugar, spices and 1 tsp salt into a large bowl. Heat the milk in a pan over a low heat or microwave until just warm, but do not boil. Whisk the vanilla and egg into the warm milk, and pour into the dry ingredients. Use your hands to combine everything into a soft dough, then tip out onto a work surface and knead for 8-10 mins until soft and springy. (You can also do this in a stand mixer fitted with the dough hook, for 5 mins.)

snip

[sinkingfeeling]

26. Liar

[mahatmakanejeeves]

27. That's a lot of dough. NT

[JoseBalow]

45. I see what you did there

[madaboutharry]

28. It was so nice having Joe Biden as president and waking up every day

knowing that the President of The United States would not be posting crazy shit on social media.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. trump has trouble with that word

Link to tweet

Donald Trump,

"Stollen" is a sweet, dessert bread from Germany, often made and served around Christmas.

"Stolen" is what your crew of dimwit minions have done in taking money from the American people that funded federal agencies, you fucking putz.

[keep_left]

39. And he just keeps on misspelling it...

...see panel #1.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219998641#post4

[KS Toronado]

49. Good catch remembering that.

[Irish_Dem]

31. Psychopaths often accuse their victims of the crimes they themselves commit.

[bif]

33. The guy's a jenius! I tell ya!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. Donald Trump Just Committed One Of His Favorite Misspellings And Readers Can't Even

This is the 24th time that TFG has used this misspelling. That is sad

Link to tweet

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-stollen_n_67a4ef56e4b0d1a51c62f8d1

It’s a new presidency but the same old Donald Trump when it comes to a certain misspelling.

On Thursday, he spelled “stolen” as “stollen” in a bogus claim on Truth Social about the U.S. Agency for International Development and media outlets.

“LOOKS LIKE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS HAVE BEEN STOLLEN AT USAID, AND OTHER AGENCIES, MUCH OF IT GOING TO THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA AS A ‘PAYOFF’ FOR CREATING GOOD STORIES ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS,” he wrote.

If dollars were “stollen,” they’d look like the delicious German Christmas bread that’s similar to fruitcake. That’s what stollen actually is.

And as many have joked before, it would probably taste great with “covfefe,” one of Trump’s most memorable blunders.

But “stollen” clearly has an important place in his typo-ridden heart.

This is at least the 24th time Trump has incorrectly used “stollen” on social media since March 5, 2019.

[JoseBalow]

46. drumpf is an illiterate buffoon

He writes with a marker

[Rstrstx]

47. Give him a break, his auto-correct is set to German

Goebbels’ lines can be tricky to translate sometimes.

[Aristus]

37. "Stollen"?

Well, Drumpf is a kraut, so sooner or later he is going to lauf zurück zum Muttersprache.

[allegorical oracle]

41. Looked but missed that you already posted this (I duplicated it) apologies --

[Passages]

42. Lie with abandon.

[bigtree]

44. money spent on German yeasted fruit bread!?

...insidious.

[proud patriot]

48. And Fox news got how much?

[spanone]

50. GET THE NET...LOCO

[Lunabell]

51. The dipshit doesn't even use auto correct!

What a "losser." 😆

[JoseBalow]

62. "Stollen" is spelled correctly tho

That's why he keeps using the wrong word

[Buns_of_Fire]

54. Billions of dollars in stollen?

That's a lot of stollen. Maybe stollen is the new Dogecoin? Cryptostollen?

It's easier than "mining" doggycoins. Just bake up a batch and buy that new Cybertruck you've been dreaming of!

I won't call him a drooling idiot. That would be far too generous. Besides, I reserve the term "drooling idiot" for the people who voted for him.

[KS Toronado]

55. This meme was made for him.

[Deuxcents]

56. USAID doesn't receive billions of dollars so how could billions have been "stollen"? 🤔

[kerry-is-my-prez]

57. Idiot does not know how to spell "stolen" where is his nanny?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

60. Can Congress pass a bill that requires future POTUS' to complete a High School education

Link to tweet

[KS Toronado]

61. I'd be happy with a live nationally televised cognitive test

just to watch how confused he gets with simple things.