If I get picked up by Aliens

[KS Toronado]

[Volaris]

1. Hahhaa..im woke enough, you all can go ahead and probe whatever you want and ill still consider myself ahead!

[Hugin]

2. Depending on how hungry they look, I won't hesitate to take them to my leader. n/t

[Rigpa108]

7. "Ack Ack"

Remind me what happens to the president in 'Mars Attacks'?

[Hugin]

8. "Ack Ack" back!

[Solly Mack]

3. Fuck yeah.

[H2O Man]

4. Definitely!

[Permanut]

5. Take a ham sandwich in your pocket.

[Brother Buzz]

6. Hell, I'd Go!

Hell, I’d Go!
Dan Hicks & The Acoustic Warriors

(Martian singing)

Hell, I'd go
If they came down and got me
They could be little green men, yeah
That wouldn't stop me
Buzzin' through the galaxy
Who could beat a ride for free?

For all I know I'm just the perfect fellow
Not too white, not too yellow
Get me on that big space ship
This could be my hippest trip!

Hey you, UFO guy
Put me first on standby
I'm traveling light, my attitude's right

I've seen that night
Don't call me crazy
They were in the sky
Lookin' quite amazin'
Doin' figure 8s around the moon
('Round the moooon)
Why'd they have to leave so soon?

Count me in
I ain't no hesitater
I'll jump right aboard
And write home later
Say: "How you folks at home?
I just got the bug to roam!"

Hey you, UFO guy
How you make that thing fly?
Say, I won't tell, I won't say a thing

(Martian singing and scatting)

Aloha, Saturn
Aurora Borealis
We'll hit 'em all
We'll land in Dallas
There'll be a big parade for me

Hey you, skinny space man
Can't you see that I'm on the lam?
Come on, you flyin' saucer
Make me an offer
I'll book the flight
The time is right