Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Bitten by a metaphorical snake at a rally?

Took a laxative and disappeared down the toilet entirely?

Faith healing mishap involving a Journey groupie?

[SheltieLover]

1. Swallowed up by a concept of an idea?

[Emile]

2. Died of heart attack eating a quarter pounder and fries, thus proving

the American Dream is still alive.

[Diamond_Dog]

3. Run over by someone driving a Cybertruck?

[William Seger]

25. .. and was JD trying to frame someone?

[Kid Berwyn]

4. A watched pot never boils.

But if ever a pot deserved boiling…in oil.

[NNadir]

18. Hieronymus Bosch had it right.

[Kid Berwyn]

23. Absolutely. Stood in a room filled with Bosch at The Prado...

Amazing.

Decoding The Secrets of Bosch’s Hell

https://medium.com/the-collector/decoding-the-secrets-of-boschs-hell-64e7e68a855b

They wouldn’t let me take a photo.

[NNadir]

35. I only have been to Madrid once, on business, with my boss, and given the choice, went to see Guernica again.

I had seen it many times when it was in New York at the Modern and at ground level.

At Museo Reina Sofía they had it displayed high above reach, I guess to deter vandals from another attack on it, but it reduced the powerful effect one had upon seeing it in New York.

If I ever get back to Madrid, which I doubt, I'll check out the Prado and Bosch. Unfortunately, as you note, Bosch is coming to the real world.

[lamp_shade]

5. Hey Orrex... have you seen this post?

https://democraticunderground.com/100220008434

[beveeheart]

21. Orrex was who I was referring to, but

couldn't remember his name. Thanks.

[Orrex]

29. I forget too sometimes

[Ocelot II]

7. Raptured?

But if it happens it would be in the other direction. Does Satan ever rapture anyone? Or would that be a rupture?

[SheltieLover]

10. Hahaha

Rupture... good one!

[Diamond_Dog]

30. Lol! I *wish* he would rupture!

[Meadowoak]

8. Pushed out a window?

[NewHendoLib]

9. looked in the mirror and keeled over due to the mess that looked back at him?

[milestogo]

11. Soon, my friend, hopefully soon.

[malaise]

12. His fall final from grace

Should do it and it will be sooner than many think

[MLWR]

42. it will be sooner than many think

God, I sure hope you're right about that. It can't happen one nanosecond too soon.

[MiHale]

13. Musk ate him for lunch...

[William Seger]

15. If he'd been run over, RFK Jr might

[William Seger]

14. Spontaneous Inhuman Combustion?

Illegal alien abduction?

A dog bit him like a dog?

[peggysue2]

20. Ooooooo

Spontaneous combustion is one of my favorites, William.

It's so damn fitting!

[Blue Full Moon]

16. Ruptured like a giant boil.

[PunkinPi]

17. .

[Emile]

38. Texting that image to my friends, lol.

[twodogsbarking]

19. Attacked by a mob of three billion humans.

[TommieMommy]

22. Worms ate his brain and the rest of his organs

[niyad]

24. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

[Bengus81]

26. Chokes and DIES eating his second bucket of KFC at the Superbowl?

[AllyCat]

27. who? Orange Anus or President Muskmelon?

I'd settle for either.

[Orrex]

31. Either / or

And then I can start wishing for the other.

[Linda ladeewolf]

28. I always check the

“Is he dead yet” post. Still hoping, my fingers hurt from being crossed so much.

[Snark Twain]

32. IHDY?

Fatal fumigatoon of fecal farts

[Vinca]

33. Well, he's tearing down gun legislation so maybe another disgruntled MAGA will take advantage of it.

[Marthe48]

34. Eternal getaway at Cibolo Creek Ranch?

Imported wife had death ray stare activated

[Betty Boom]

36. Try to live a life that doesn't result in millions of people wishing for your death

A good principle to live by.

[benfranklin1776]

37. Choked on a plastic straw?

While trying to inhale classified documents floating in his toilet? 🚽

[Ohioboy]

39. Musk's AI determines he's useless and sends him a buy-out offer

He gets so mad he stokes out.

[johnnyfins]

40. HAHAHAA

"Took a laxative and disappeared down the toilet entirely?"

[Joinfortmill]

41. Not yet. Sigh.

[Blue Owl]

43. Exploding golf cart in the super dome tunnels

[republianmushroom]

44. Not yet, but, the days not over either.

[Auggie]

45. I laughed out loud at the second one

[Emile]

46. Whenever I hear #2, I automatically think of Trump.