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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFour Doctor visits last week
2 for me and 2 for my mom. Posed this question to Docs, nurses, waiting room patients......
"Heard the latest how tRump is going to bring egg prices down?" Of course they all wanted to know
in this red town........."He signed an executive order this morning demanding that chickens lay more
eggs"
Received mostly very mild smiles and some blank stares for making fun of their lord & savior to
which I added "It's a joke" That got all of them to relax , and then I added..........
"You know he's dumb enough to do something stupid like that." Loved the looks on their faces then.
Surprisingly no one disagreed with that, pulled this around 20 times. And here's my inspiration.....

thinkingagain
(1,353 posts)Of course if you post just that line you need the sarcasm thingy
Silent Type
(12,412 posts)mercuryblues
(16,515 posts)She told me to stop before she died from laughing.
I asked her if she heard trumps new plan to bring the egg prices down? He is going to demand that the chickens lay more eggs. He is going to go into every hen house in the US to stomp his foot and yell at the chickens to lay more eggs. Then call them haters and threaten to deport them.
KS Toronado
(23,870 posts)I like it
William769
(59,147 posts)Duncanpup
(15,651 posts)ShazzieB
(22,883 posts)And I am positive that Trump is stupid enough to order chickens to lay more eggs! That's definitely something he would do. It's not a bit dumber than a lot of the stunts he's already pulled!
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