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KS Toronado

(23,870 posts)
Sun Feb 9, 2025, 02:29 PM Feb 2025

Four Doctor visits last week

2 for me and 2 for my mom. Posed this question to Docs, nurses, waiting room patients......

"Heard the latest how tRump is going to bring egg prices down?" Of course they all wanted to know
in this red town........."He signed an executive order this morning demanding that chickens lay more
eggs"

Received mostly very mild smiles and some blank stares for making fun of their lord & savior to
which I added "It's a joke" That got all of them to relax , and then I added..........

"You know he's dumb enough to do something stupid like that." Loved the looks on their faces then.
Surprisingly no one disagreed with that, pulled this around 20 times. And here's my inspiration.....



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Four Doctor visits last week (Original Post) KS Toronado Feb 2025 OP
I like it thinkingagain Feb 2025 #1
Haven't been this year, but not discussing politics with anyone who might do a rectal exam, surgery, extract teeth, etc. Silent Type Feb 2025 #2
I said something close to that to my Sister this morning. mercuryblues Feb 2025 #3
He is going to go into every hen house.... KS Toronado Feb 2025 #4
That made my day. Thanks! William769 Feb 2025 #5
I love it. Duncanpup Feb 2025 #6
Hilarious! ShazzieB Feb 2025 #7
 

Silent Type

(12,412 posts)
2. Haven't been this year, but not discussing politics with anyone who might do a rectal exam, surgery, extract teeth, etc.
Sun Feb 9, 2025, 02:37 PM
Feb 2025

mercuryblues

(16,515 posts)
3. I said something close to that to my Sister this morning.
Sun Feb 9, 2025, 02:45 PM
Feb 2025

She told me to stop before she died from laughing.

I asked her if she heard trumps new plan to bring the egg prices down? He is going to demand that the chickens lay more eggs. He is going to go into every hen house in the US to stomp his foot and yell at the chickens to lay more eggs. Then call them haters and threaten to deport them.

ShazzieB

(22,883 posts)
7. Hilarious!
Sun Feb 9, 2025, 06:48 PM
Feb 2025

And I am positive that Trump is stupid enough to order chickens to lay more eggs! That's definitely something he would do. It's not a bit dumber than a lot of the stunts he's already pulled!

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