Congresswoman Wants to Speak to Dead JFK Assassination Investigators

[Zorro]

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna claims that her new task force will question JFK’s doctors and investigators from the assassination.

Republican Rep. Anna Paulina Luna announced Tuesday that she wants to use her new task force dedicated to uncovering “federal secrets” to question the investigators of President John F. Kennedy’s 1963 assassination.

Her only issue? They are all dead.

The congresswoman said during a press conference Tuesday that she hopes to use the “Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets” to speak to physicians and members of the Warren Commission, which was formed to look into Kennedy’s assassination.

“I’m looking to actually bring in some of the attending physicians at the initial assassination. Then also people that had been on the various commissions looking into it, like the Warren Commission looking into the initial assassination,” she said.

However, all seven members of the Warren Commission are dead, Mediaite reported.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/congresswoman-wants-to-speak-to-dead-jfk-assassination-investigators/

We are all now suffering the consequences of Republican attacks on public education for the past 60 years.

[Traildogbob]

1. The stench of

Rotting brains is nauseating. That why I always wear a mask still, and when confronted that is my reply as well.

[johnnyfins]

34. Well it aint JFK's brain. That went missing

A LONG time ago.

[Traildogbob]

39. It was too

Toxic for the damn worm. And worms can eat lots of shit.

[Rebl2]

2. How is

it possible she is that stupid. Oh wait, she is a republican.

[Blaukraut]

3. She'll have to hold a seance

Or bring a Ouija board.

[Linda ladeewolf]

58. No problem!

She can just let them talk through her. Then she can lie or say whatever she wants to hear. Here we are, a lunatic tearing up our government and destroying the system people depend on and she’s worried about a dead president.

[Evolve Dammit]

60. Exactly! I had the same thought. At least some entertainment value?

[dchill]

4. The fact that all seven members are dead shouldn't be a problem...

...for a Luna.

[Lovie777]

52. Necromancy...........................

Mediumship and Seance.

[Sneederbunk]

5. Sixty years might dim some memories.

Where do the Repugs find these people?

[MagickMuffin]

11. Answer: Gun shows!

That’s what I’m starting to believe.

[IronLionZion]

12. They are supremely qualified instead of DEI

[Tickle]

6. I'm very interested in

this. I would love to go through the now declassified files.

[jls4561]

7. Has no one asked why another investigation into JFK's death is needed?

Was something revealed about Ted Cruz’s daddy in these documents Drumph says he declassified?

[Marie Marie]

33. I thought I remembered reading (maybe here?) that RFK Jr had

wanted to use his position in this administration to access files and investigations into his uncle's death.

[H2O Man]

8. Recommended.

I think that it is possible -- even likely -- that each and every dead investigator still has a better understanding of Dallas than Rep. Luna. Hopefully, she speaks to Oswald, Ruby, JFK, LBJ, Nixon and Hoover, as well. And the, by golly, we will learn the truth.

[H2O Man]

13. Note:

To be fair, she is talking about questioning people from Parkland, not from Bethesda.

[Escape]

56. Why doesn't she just ask God?

All the Republicans are on speaking terms with him and he is all knowing.

[Lancero]

9. "What? The doctors are all dead? The Deep State must have killed them all to try and stop our investigation!"

[Johonny]

10. Price of eggs is like look at me, look at me

What the fuck, I was hot shit last October. Now it is like I don’t even fucking exist. Don't you love me anymore?

[niyad]

14. The "initial assassination"??? I did not realize that JFK had been

assassinated more than once. Could somebody please tell me the dates of the other times he was assassinated?

[slightlv]

23. I had the same confused thought, niyad!

"Initial" assassination, which she uses at least twice in this snippet, literally means JFK was assassinated more than once! Talk about stupid! And even with the rest of the sentences and paragraphs surrounding it to give context, it still doesn't make any sense. But I bet when she said it, she thought it made her sound so intelligent! (LOL)

[bronxiteforever]

15. Ahhhh

[fargone]

16. Well if they are all dead they can't rebut the lies she makes up

[arthritisR_US]

44. She made lies?

[Frasier Balzov]

17. No forwarding addresses to route their subpoenas.

[JoseBalow]

18. Luna is a dipshit

I'm not surprised at all.

[Aussie105]

19. She wants to talk to them, but do they want to talk to her?

Arrest warrants will be issued if they don't cooperate!

[mr715]

20. She's a dumb little princess.

[JMCKUSICK]

21. If I donate, can I come to the Sance?

[AverageOldGuy]

22. Her name is appropriate.

Luna.

Let the jokes roll in.

[mucholderthandirt]

50. Luna-tick. Yes, it's not spelled right, but she's a tick on the belly of our democracy, such as it is.

[DET]

24. The "initial assassination" was 62 years ago

They’re looking for dirt, of course, and by God they’re gonna find it - even if they have to make it up.

[Zorro]

25. They're gonna blame Biden

[Abolishinist]

30. 62 years ago, plus I have no doubt most of the physicians at the 'initial assassination' were at least

38 years old at the time, so they would be 100 years old currently.

"The most common route to becoming a physician involves completing a bachelor's degree, followed by medical school, and then 3 years or more in a residency program for a medical specialty. At the very least, the entire process can take 11 years, putting the average age for a beginning doctor at 29 or 30."

Of course, some of us know that this was a plot by JFK to appear dead, so he could flee to Argentina in his quest to confront Adolph.

[rsdsharp]

46. James Carrico was the first doctor to treat JFK.

He was a second year resident and 28 1/2 at the time. He’d have been 90 in April, but he died in 2002.

[Abolishinist]

47. Interesting, a second year resident.

I just figured JFK would have been attended to by those with seniority, but of course this was a hectic, every-moment-counts situation.

Thanks!

[rsdsharp]

49. He was the only one in the trauma room when the President was brought in.

Other, more senior doctors would get there within minutes. Carrico intubated JFK. By that time, Malcolm Perry had arrived, placed chest tubes, and did a tracheotomy. Many others, including the head of neurosurgery, Kemp Clark who pronounced the President dead.

[Buddyzbuddy]

26. Whata maroon

[Mountainguy]

27. Gerald Ford

was the last surviving member of the Warren Commission, and he died 19 years ago.

[HoosierDebbie]

28. Press conference?

I can't believe that this was at a press conference? Did any reporters not ask if she knew if any of the people she wanted to question were still alive? Did employees who worked for her not bring this up? I'm sure she will get to the bottom of everything for us after all this time.

[Lulu KC]

29. I felt a twinge of comic relief

I'll take it! Thanks for posting!

[Hekate]

31. She'll need to bring her own Ouija Board. Nearly everyone from that generation has gone to the Great Beyond

What an idiot.

[tanyev]

32. Cool, is she a necromancer?

Thought the Bible disapproved of that sort of thing, though.

[Emile]

35. She own a time machine?

[Aussie105]

36. Her in depth analysis of the known facts, the hitherto unknown facts

and seances with those closely involved at the time, will reveal all.

Her analysis will include references to the Deep State, Hillary, Obama, Biden and Antifa.
Area 51 and Aliens may get a mention, but those are not on my Bingo Card.
Neither are DEI hires and illegal immigrants, but she is welcome to mention those if she thinks it will help.

'Tis a dry and barren landscape the lady wishes to plant her Reputation Tree on, though.
It will wither and die.

[johnnyfins]

37. HAHAHAHAA

She got the "uncovering federal secrets" job. Banished to the basement with a can of pesticide by Lumberg.

[lastlib]

38. Boobert has a competitor........

...for Dumbest MOC....

[Marcuse]

40. MAGA has reached the mountain top.

[electric_blue68]

41. Uuuuuuh? Ohhhh, boy. I mean, How PATHETIC is That?! 😑

[DemocratSinceBirth]

42. What an idiot.

Common sense would instruct you they are all likely gone.

[iemanja]

43. Of course, it had to be a Republican.

[struggle4progress]

45. Now I need to know exactly where SHE was on 22 November 1963!

And I don't want any cute answers like "Nowhere" or evasions about what a stupid question it is!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

48. Me sifting through the article searching for The Onion link:

[Vinca]

51. OMG - it'll be a Congressional seance.

[GoCubsGo]

53. Damn. Was hoping this was Andy Borowitz or The Onion.

Jeezus.

[twodogsbarking]

54. Multiple whacks from the stupid stick.

[malaise]

55. Two words

Effin lunatics

[patphil]

57. I think the phrase, "initial assassination" sums it all up.

I guess she thinks JFK was assassinated more than once. And, of course, the whole thing happened over 62 years ago. The people who did the investigation and autopsy were most likely over 30 years old at the time, so their dead also.
She must be thinking of holding a seance, assuming they'll respond to a summons and show up at her committee meeting.
I'd like to see that.

[GiqueCee]

59. Lessee now...

... anyone senior enough to have attended an autopsy 62 years ago would be... ummm... DEAD, now! Wow. The stupid is strong in this one!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

61. This congresscritter is an idiot

[TommieMommy]

62. What??? Who??? They are all dead, what an idiot

[Meowmee]

63. I heard someone will be having a seance/ with a ouija board etc. in the house I think

Maybe they can do it then 😹

[Simeon Salus]

64. How come this woman isn't working in a committee where her expertise might be useful?

In her Air Force service, she was involved with airfield management and showing skin, not casting aspersions...

Casting aspersions was Lindsay Graham's MOS. Still is.

This lady's apparent qualifications for Florida office are her Turning Point USA wingnut-welfare enrollment and her adopting her grandmother's last name to sound more Latina to the electorate.

[Evolve Dammit]

65. What a fucking idiot. Do the math.

[live love laugh]

66. If you're taking this seriously you are being clowned.

This belongs in the BS forum.

[red dog 1]

67. Here's the complete press conference (for those who want some laughs)

[kimbutgar]

68. Every time I see her name I think of lunatic

This request is a lunatic move!

[allegorical oracle]

69. Well, we Floridians are sleeping tighter tonight. Loony Luna's on the case.

[lonely bird]

70. The stupid

It burns.