Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Drowned while trying to drink from a water bottle?

Followed some worm-brained advice from the HHS Secretary?

Suffered a fatal lack of taste while appointing the Kennedy Center board?

[FSogol]

1. Modified golf cart driven into tree at high speed.

[Donkees]

2. Fell off his Stool at the Kennedy Center

[malaise]

3. No but he will be 79 years old

in exactly 120 days and he sure is losing it.😀

[twodogsbarking]

8. Older than Obamas, Clintons, and Bushes. Not Mitch though.

[3auld6phart]

17. Damn

Maybe Pam Bondi can give the slug a pole dance, then he can have a massive seizure. Pam bondi sounds like a stripper’s name.jeeezus it’s getting tougher down there.

[Dave Bowman]

26. I thought that Pam Bondi was a BDSM porn actress name.

The Flatulent King is a big fan of spanking so...

[3auld6phart]

37. Like

The cut of your jib…. Pam’s Name definitely sounds like a sex worker. That is probably how she got her AG job.playing with the slug’s Little mushroom’s pee,pee,:

[Tanuki]

25. The bad news is thst his dad lived to be 93 and his mom 88

[malaise]

41. True re the parents but only two siblings made it

to the 80s - Elizabeth is still alive at 83 None of the male siblings reached 80.

[William Seger]

4. Melania got a guard dog?

Foolishly let Eric drive the golf cart?

Thought radioactive spider bite would give him super powers?

[malaise]

7. More likely a DOGE

Guard😂

[SheltieLover]

5. Difficulty swallowing KFC greasy chicken bone?

Face planted into a sinkhole?

Mistaken for Bigfoot by hunters?

Mauled by yak in heat attracted to that mess atop his empty head?

[electric_blue68]

29. Your last one made laugh out loud Yikes

[SheltieLover]

32. Mission accomplished! Lol

Ty for letting me know.

You know, sometime near the end of shitler's 1st term of hell, some woman from the wax museum evaluated his fugly rug & determined yak fuzz to be the only substance that could replicate that mess. (No offense to yaks, I'm sure it looks great on them!)

I'll try to find article for you. If I do, I'll post here.

[SheltieLover]

35. Here is a whole list of articles about the yak fuzz

https://www.google.com/search?q=wax+museum+trump+yak+fur&sca_esv=27309af22ed8fbd1&source=hp&ei=owWwZ-TbEoW9kPIPt_ra8QU&oq=wax+museum+trump+yak+fur&gs_lp=EhFtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1ocCIYd2F4IG11c2V1bSB0cnVtcCB5YWsgZnVySJ9-UMoIWIN6cAV4AJABAJgB5gGgAbghqgEGMC4yNS4zuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIVoAL_FqgCD8ICChAAGAMY6gIYjwHCAgoQLhgDGOoCGI8BwgILEAAYgAQYsQMYgwHCAg4QLhiABBixAxjRAxjHAcICFBAuGIAEGLEDGIMBGMcBGIoFGK8BwgIIEAAYgAQYsQPCAgsQLhiABBixAxiDAcICDhAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGMkDwgIIEAAYgAQYkgPCAgsQABiABBiSAxiKBcICBRAAGIAEwgILEC4YgAQYxwEYrwHCAgUQLhiABMICBhAAGBYYHsICCBAAGBYYChgewgIJEAAYFhjHAxgewgIFECEYoAHCAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBZgDCfEFwIW8oy5QQ-2SBwYzLjE1LjOgB629AQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-hp

[Emile]

6. No celebratory gunfire or fireworks overnight, so

I presume he is still alive.

[twodogsbarking]

10. Yes, but so are we.

[electric_blue68]

31. I have a "day dream" that I'm taking a nap, and get woken by a racket outside in my building's hallway. I go to my...

door, open it, and see a few of my neighbors all excitedly talking. I ask what's going on.
One comes over, grabs my shoulders and says "It just came over the news 'Trump is....' ".
Then I start cheering!

[twodogsbarking]

9. Melania was making him breakfast and by accident the toasters fell in his bath.

Trampled by a mob of people running from DC after resigning their goverment positions.

[AverageOldGuy]

11. Should you now be asking:

Are THEY dead yet?

We all know who they are.

[niyad]

13. As another DU'er posted recently, ATDYBOT-Are They Dead Yet-Both Of Them.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

[Martin Eden]

14. Run over by a Tesla Cybertruck driven by X Junior?

Accidently shot himself when he pulled out his gun on 5th Ave?

[Harker]

15. Finally, smitten for overdoing the phoney Christian hypocrisy?

Wrath
Avarice
Sloth
Pride
Lust
Envy
Gluttony

He's the suppurative embodiment of the seven deadly sins, but has been bleating blasphemously about god a lot lately.

Just a thought.

[AllyCat]

16. I really want him to get bitten by a rabid bat.

That would ensure an amazing amount of suffering.

[Dave Bowman]

27. He would most likely give rabies to the bat.

[CaptainTruth]

18. There are alligators in the ponds at Mar-a-Lago.

It would be a real shame if he got too close to one.

[twodogsbarking]

20. One post and this is it? Do better.

[Linda ladeewolf]

21. I'm hoping he picks mud wrestling for the Kennedy Center

And falls in the mud with naked ladies and drowns in the mud. That would be the epitome of good taste for the Cheeto.

[Tanuki]

22. Run over by a train of thought and killed instantly?

[SheltieLover]

23. In light of beardo's recent insults to our NATO European allies,

I hereby nominate him to be added to the list...

[SheltieLover]

24. Cognitive dissonance blew a hole in his empty head?

[Dave Bowman]

28. He tripped over an opened dishwasher door and was impaled on knives sticking up out of the cutlery tray.

[Butterflylady]

30. Poisoned by Putin........before he fell from a third floor window....

It could happen

[electric_blue68]

33. "Suffered a fatal lack of taste while appointing the Kennedy Center board?" OMG! 😄

PRICELESS!!!
Take a bow!

[Meowmee]

34. No

Don't forget he is not completely stupid about his own health issues... he was vaccinated for covid, and he got the best care in the world for covid when he was infected due to his own stupidity. We were praying he would not survive it then. My poor father was infected by humpers at a hospital and then got nothing for covid while they did everything they could to kill him, especially at the end, it was pure murder.

He will be happy if rfk jr helps him to murder more Americans, but I doubt he will follow his advice himself.

[moondust]

36. Brain Worm Brigade

is working on it. Obviously.

[mnhtnbb]

38. Joan Baez is wearing the tee shirt

https://i.postimg.cc/FFSkwqVW/img-1-1739592363823.webp

[Orrex]

40. If Joan is with us, who can stand against us?

[Blue Owl]

39. K&R for hope