Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by an Alabaman who's suddenly $100 poorer this month?

SNL 50th Anniversary skit gone right?

Overdosed on American Jumping Beans?

[SheltieLover]

1. Mobbed by angry magats missing their gubmint handouts?

[surfered]

2. Where's the Grim Reaper when we need him?

[2naSalit]

3. I'm beginning to...

Make that plural, are THEY dead yet? As in the dynamic duo of destruction inhabiting the WH right now.

[SheltieLover]

6. I think we should go for the trifecta

We wouldn't want little beardo's fefes to be hurt by omitting his ruskie loving ass, would we?

[2naSalit]

7. Absolutely not!

I had considered adding him in but I was a roll withe "dynamic duo" thing!

[SheltieLover]

9. Pls see #8 below

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Not quite

[malaise]

5. No

But he will be 79 in 119 days and he looks feeble.

While his parents lived long lives, he only has one sibling left.
Only two made it to the 80s - 83 Elizabeth is still alive and the other female died at 86.
None of the males made it to 80.

Corrected and updated

[AltairIV]

10. So there is hope!

[malaise]

15. Indeed

😀

[birdographer]

28. Also, consider that

his long-lived parents most likely didn’t limit their diets to salty, fatty fast foods and 12 diet Cokes a day. And they may have walked more than 20 steps each day.

Also, I’m going to bet they didn’t have half or more of the global community wanting them dead.

[SheltieLover]

8. Biblical prophecy fulfilled?

Numbers 16:31-35 New Living Translation (NLT)

The earth opened its mouth and swallowed the men, along with their households and all their followers who were standing with them, and everything they owned. So they went down alive into the grave, along with all their belongings.


How sweet would that be?!?!?


Perhaps the ground opens under a large gathering of magats, maybe those celebrating the starving poor, hailing cheeto Jebus, and they all go for a visit to Hades...



Ps - I'n not a biblical scholar. Above text from Bible.com.


Long red tie stuck in elevator door?

The possibilities are endless...

[doc03]

11. Where are all the shit eating bugs when you need them nt

[Takket]

12. Hit by a nuclear weapon fired by a DOGE-Bag?

[Tanuki]

17. .....

[doc03]

26. Orange Dung Beetle

[Emile]

13. Angry magats realize it's woke to have two daddy's,

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storm the White House and hang both their president's.

[William Seger]

14. Voodoo dolls actually work?

Musk decided he was no longer necessary?

AI sex robot "hallucinated," spanked him to death with a Forbes magazine?

[littlemissmartypants]

16. And...

J. D. Vance met AfD leader Alice Weidel after his speech at the Munich Security Conference yesterday. So, our new president could be a blatant Nazi sympathizer if not a full blown Nazi.

I can hardly wait.

[eShirl]

18. he really is aging fast

shriveling up old sourpuss

[maptap22]

19. I keep seeing photos of Joan Baez at some event (not sure which)...

And she is wearing a "is he dead yet" t shirt and I want one!!!

[Emile]

21. I saw a guy wearing one the other day. LOL

It's catching on.

[niyad]

23. Did you see the pic of the guy holding a sign that read "When I ask if he is dead yet,

nobody asks who I mean"

[Emile]

24. NO, but I can believe it. LOL

[Dulcinea]

27. Check eBay.

I saw a few there. I would LOVE that on a sticker!

[Hekate]

43. I bet it's on Amazon

[3825-87867]

20. WE may be wishing VERY ILL in addition to some in charge or underlings.

Maybe it's time to start "CEO plus" looking at members of Foundations like Heritage, the Federalists et al. They seem to have no fears...yet. Maybe if they understood things they or relatives may lose, it may have a more alarming effect on them. (Altho - I doubt they actually think they are subjects of danger)
All the protection in the world today isn't a total safe haven for anyone.
Just ask anyone who is in power in Russia using "windows". Or thousands of the military higher-ups and grunts there trying to fight Ukraine.
Methods of destruction have changed remarkably since 2023, making it fairly easy to acquire talents needed.
People will do a lot of things for money.
People absolutely do a lot of things out of desperation, too!

[niyad]

22. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. And I am out of pins

for my poppets.

[CaptainTruth]

25. Eliminated because he wasn't efficient?

[twodogsbarking]

29. Splashed with water and melted.

Attacked by his own flying monkeys.

[birdographer]

30. I'm thinking that the

simplest and clearest path is via the AF1 pilots. Unfortunately, I don’t see a scenario that ends well for them.

Choking on a Big Mac works well for me, too. Actually, any method is fine.

[True Blue American]

32. I did read Trump had to take a dummy plane while

His staff had to fly on Trump AirForce One. He was afraid the Iranians would get him.
Many enemies made since then.

[rubbersole]

31. A plutonium Big Mac and an untreated syphilis Shamrock Shake...

...served cold. While watching Melania and Justin Trudeau 'walk hand-in-hand' singing Taylor Swift songs.

[True Blue American]

33. Didn't she trade Gavin in place

Of Justin?

[rubbersole]

36. The list is long.

Pool boy
Vlad
Gardner
Vlad
Doorman
Vlad
Valet
Vlad
Cory Lewandowski
Vlad
Vlad
Vlad...

[SheltieLover]

38. Yup

[Joinfortmill]

35. OMG! priceless.

[SheltieLover]

37. So long as Trudeau is vaccinated first

[rubbersole]

39. Maybe that $50 million in condoms was just for Melanie's nighstand...

[Joinfortmill]

34. Sadly, not yet. More carnage coming.

[dweller]

40. If not , WHY NOT ?

Will be a question for historians





✌🏻

[republianmushroom]

41. Nope,

thoughts and prays don't seem to be working right now. But like republicans don't give up, just maybe.

[Blue Owl]

42. C'mon grim reaper, hurry up already

Jesus fucking Christ….