TSF: The totally worst bronzer evah ;

[speak easy]

Maybe someone looked worse,



like, really?

[3catwoman3]

2. Some time back, I commented that it looks like he puts...

...cordovan shoe polish on his face. No human beings come in that color.

And always forgets his ears.

[keep_left]

10. Some time ago, Lawrence O'Donnell had a segment on his show...

...where he noted how bad Trump was beginning to look.

[He] devoted part of his show to making fun of Trump's awful makeup, bronzer, or whatever it is. Trump usually leaves his ears uncolored, which looks especially bad now that he's changed the color to a sort of mud brown. Even worse, he often seems to really trowel it on. The writer/activist known as "Brooklyn Dad Defiant" posted the O'Donnell clip on his X account. O'Donnell's Trump roast was even more blistering because you could hear BDD repeatedly cracking up.

https://democraticunderground.com/100219577450#post13
https://democraticunderground.com/100219556639#post18

Here's the segment from which BDD posted a clip. Unfortunately, this is from YouTube, not the X account, so there's no BDD laugh track. (I was able to download BDD's X account clip myself, but AFAIK it's not available at YouTube). The good stuff starts at about 2:25.

[Tarzanrock]

3. They should do a "ring" around his left eye ...

... that way he would look like Petey, the Little Rascal's dog. Note the bloodshot red eyes in the photo. For someone getting the best food available to anyone and the best medical care in the world, this criminal shithead should not have those bloodshot red eyes.

[dem4decades]

4. The guy gets up in the morning, watched TV till noon, sits in the makeup chair for hours

When does he have the time to fuck everything up?

[Maru Kitteh]

12. I don't think it takes very long to look that bad.

He doesn’t accept makeup advice any better than any other kind of advice. The end result is . . . well, predictable.

[electric_blue68]

5. They changed the color a few weeks back? Looks extra bad! Though I try to rarely look at him!

[LudwigPastorius]

6. Emmett Kelly used less makeup.

...and looked more dignified.

[chowmama]

7. He gets any darker, Apartheid Clyde will start treating him like a servant.

Oh, wait...Never mind.

[struggle4progress]

8. "Pull my finger"

[canetoad]

9. Taking a while

For the yellow dye to grow out. I bet he thinks he looks gorgeous.

[Maru Kitteh]

11. Look at his fingernails.

Almost looks like he has some clubbing going on there. Arthritis, too. Good. Maybe he’s not on Ozempic. Maybe the POS is getting ready to go through some things.

[onethatcares]

13. check the plastic surgery on his ear

why it looks like it was barely knicked