Why is THIS not the first question of every press briefing?

[Moostache]

"Mr. Minister of Disinformation, last week President Musk led an Oval Office press conference, at which you were present and auditioned for the role of 'Baghdad Bob'. Have you received word on when that role will be cast? and secondly, what did it feel like to be the first sitting (literally) president to get cucked like that in front of the world?"

There is no other question more burning than that at the moment...

Every 15 minutes or so we reach a new low. This presidency is giving me motion sickness...

[Ocelot II]

1. That should be *Ms.* Minister of Information.

Her name is Karoline Leavitt, a Foxblonde who is clearly a DEI hire, since she has no skills apart from saying what Dear Leader tells her to say. She has already been nicknamed "Baghdad Barbie."

[lastlib]

2. The "Mister" here is the Crime Minister---

ie, Crime Minister tRump. Amirite?