Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fired by one of President Musk’s waste removal experts?

Smothered by a stampede of kkkultists fighting to eat his excrement?

Regicide?

[True Dough]

1. Trump is dead!

I found the headline... but it was Ivana from way back when. She's better off without him, at least.

[Blue Full Moon]

13. Funny how that and Epstein's coincided with

Investigation that was closed because they both died.

[Omnipresent]

2. No, and I'm sure there are some dedicated, well meaning staff at the Whitehouse that would try and save his life, if..

Trump were to choke on his food. I just ask that they might consider taking their time, be patient, and don’t get themselves stressed out.

[malaise]

3. Not yet but some of his KKKK goons are very unhappy

about his lies re Ukraine.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Soon-ish

[William Seger]

5. Attacked by an alligator ironically named Hillary?

Electrocuted by a faulty UV light (details redacted from autopsy report)?

Showing off his moves in a Kennedy Center balcony, famous last words, "Y-M-C-AAARRRRRRGH!!?"

[Blue Full Moon]

14. Lamar or Lyle is what my sister always says

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly is still unopened.

[doc03]

7. He was rushed to the ER last night to remove

his lips from Musk's ass. Both expected to recover.

[IronLionZion]

11. They removed his heart and brain long ago

I'm not sure America will recover

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. I look forward to the day you stop asking this question.

That's the day I will scour the obituaries looking for good news.

[fargone]

21. It'll be on the front page.

[Emile]

22. The celebratory gunfire and fireworks will be the

first clue that whiny SOB is dead.

[electric_blue68]

29. I have a day dream that I hear a commotion by my neighbors in our hallway. I -don't have- the news on....

So, I stick my head out the door....
..and...

Yay, the good news has finally arrived!!

[MadLinguist]

9. Gold Plated Air Force One nose dives

into Mara Lago with his key henchmen aboard, Musk, Vance and Johnson?

[MadLinguist]

15. With Grassley waiting at Mara Lago

at the crash site.

[twodogsbarking]

10. He tried to ride a bicycle, like Joe did.

[58Sunliner]

12. Evil undone, evil begone...

[surfered]

16. Please tell me he is.

[Tanuki]

17. Ate a whole Mardi Gras King Cake and

choked on the baby?

[i

[Marthe48]

18. Sucked into air force one engine tie first?

jim jones comes back as a rwnj influencer and convinces them all to taste the drink he brought?

[Emile]

19. Tripped and smashed his head on Ivana's

headstone playing golf. Secret Service attached a strap to his bone spur feet and dragged his dead fat ass using two golf carts off the course.

[Wicked Blue]

20. Crash of shoddy used plane purchased to replace Air Force One

[et tu]

23. please keep asking

until we can all celebrate

[Demobrat]

24. I'm still hoping for a massive stroke in public.

And years of drooling in a wheelchair. Guess I lack imagination.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. I personally believe that tfg will be removed under the 25th Amendment before he actually dies

For example

Link to tweet

[kerouac2]

26. This would be nice if someone would caddy for him...

Like Carl Spackler...





Maybe someone can offer him a free day at the Bushwood Country Club. On a really cloudy day...

[MiHale]

27. May not be dead yet..but has a hell of a death wish...

It’s like he’s taunting someone in the world to take him out. Just an observation not a prediction.

[Jilly_in_VA]

28. Neither one of them is

Unfortunately for us. I vote for hanging them both upside down by their feet at a gas station, like Mussolini......

[Blue Owl]

30. Take him in your warm embrace, Satan