What do you say when the FBI knocks your door?

[struggle4progress]

14 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	*crickets*
	3 (21%)
	Knock on the inside of the door and say --- "Open up! It's me, Dave!"
	0 (0%)
	Yell through the door: "Go away! Nobody's here"
	1 (7%)
	"OMG! Are you an FIB agent? I've always wanted to meet a real FIB agent!"
	2 (14%)
	"Where's your fifth, dude? Aren't you supposed to carry a fifth that I can take?"
	0 (0%)
	"You can't fool me: I know that muskrat already fired all the agents"
	2 (14%)
	"I made the official enemies list? Wow! I feel so honored!"
	1 (7%)
	"Have I won a free trip to Cuba? Guantanamera! Guajira! Guantanamera!"
	1 (7%)
	"Hey! You really should consider joining our revolutionary party!"
	0 (0%)
	Other
	4 (29%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Dave in VA]

1. Already had that experience

family member was employed by a government contractor who was cooking the books and they wanted to interview them. Scared the shit out of me!

[LiberalLoner]

2. Happened to me several times. Neighbors with security clearances needing investigations,

[Intractable]

3. Got a warrant?

[JustAnotherGen]

4. I'm calling 911

[Emile]

5. Don't Shoot, I'm unarmed.

[Skittles]

6. the last time that happened, it was to be vetted for a government contract

an evaluation Trump or ANY of the corrupt DOGE fucks could not pass

[LeftInTX]

7. I will proudly sing, "One ton tomato. Here comes my one ton tomato!" In honor of Guantanamo!