Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Got exactly the Air Force 1 that he deserves?

80-ton slab of granite fall on him while he was posing for Mt. Rushmore?

Went four massive, debilitating strokes over par?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Pummeled by canes and walkers

of outraged and disgusted retired senior citizens.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. God taking charge . . . . . .

[malaise]

3. No but Jane Fonda called out his anti-WOKE ass

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20064836

[NewHendoLib]

4. Favorite DU OP of each and every day

One day hopefully soon the answer will be "yes"

[Hugin]

21. Damn, I was called up on a jury for that one...

But, the pizza beat me!

[NewHendoLib]

22. Was it my "friend" library girl?

[GiqueCee]

5. When are tickets going on sale...

... for the "Piss-on-His-Grave-a-palooza"? Put me down for two.

[HarryM]

16. RIght after the

Crap on his crypt lolapalooza.

[Emile]

6. Jealous of Musk's (Argentina made) chainsaw,

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Trump steals it. While running away his bone spurs in his foot make him lose balance and fall. The impact on the floor accidentally starts the chainsaw and decapitated him.

[Martin Eden]

7. Fell out of a window

Since he loves Putin so much, somebody decided to use Vlad's methodology to dispose of a domestic enemy.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Starved. Fired the people who make the Mcd's run.

[William Seger]

9. Close brush with reality scared him to death?

"Fatal Attraction" thing with Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Self-driving Presidential Cybertruck hit the Washington Monument at 120mph?

[Bengus81]

10. We're all one day closer and that matters...................

[Joinfortmill]

11. No. The coup plot continues.

[hunter]

12. Handsy Trump will be smothered in his sleep by a maid-servant at Balmoral.

King Charles will welcome the U.S.A. back into the British Empire, no hard feelings.

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

I agree with Keith Olbermann, who said that he agreed with anna paulina lluna(tic) about his head on The Six Grandfathers (rushmore) .. .so long as we are talking his actual head.

[HarryM]

14. Him and his new wife Elonia

Went to South Africa and were fitted with South African necklaces.

[IronLionZion]

15. Fast food and ketamine finally got him?

More than one person can be the "he" here.

[dreamland]

17. Realized he needed FAA and engineers for Air force 1

[Blue Owl]

19. Today would be a great day

[bluestarone]

23. Not yet, but i heard

He's ordering non- breakable glass for all windows above 4 feet high.