The Borowitz Report- Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)

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Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-forms...

— Peter (@pajjr.bsky.social) 2025-02-24T12:04:34.667Z

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-forms-dept-of-underaged-clowns

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting that he was “taking DOGE to the next level,” on Monday Elon Musk said that he had formed a new unit called Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE).

As part of the new group’s branding push, the Cybertruck they use to roam the streets of Washington will now be called “The DOUCHE Canoe.”

Although Musk will be known informally as King DOUCHE, his official title will be Completely Repulsive Individual Never Genuinely Elected (CRINGE).

[Wounded Bear]

1. Looking forward to the next few years of Borowitz...

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2. Satire and humor will be necessary to survive the next couple of years

[Wounded Bear]

3. Indeed...nt

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4. I wish he were not going to have so much material.

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5. Agreed...

[Timeflyer]

6. Oh yes--and be sure to refer to it as "douche" when calling GOP legislators to voice opinions. Make them correct you.