Saw my 1st Tesla today

[XanaDUer2]

And I'm not just saying this bc i hate his guts. That is the ugliest car I've even seen and Id b embarrassed to drive it. Vroom vroom

[LetMyPeopleVote]

1. There is at least one in my general neighborhood

Both my youngest child and I have seen one or two teslas

[WarGamer]

2. You mean Cybertruck?

Because regular Teslas are extremely common on the streets...

[XanaDUer2]

5. Idk enuf abt them

Looked car-sized to me

[Maru Kitteh]

24. They are still quite rare in some very rural areas. I almost never see a Tesla in NW Montana.

Very cold winters, LONG distances, very few charging stations. No Teslas. One massive assclown drives a CyberDumpster.

[SheltieLover]

3. They truly do look like rolling dumpsters

And to make matters better, they are literally glued together. (Welding stainless would cost too much. Wtf do you want for $100k+?)

[EYESORE 9001]

12. Nazi Wedge design

[allegorical oracle]

17. Just read about that in an automotive magazine. Portions of strips near the front

windshields and the top of doors fly off at highway speeds. That would seem hazardous to other drivers. The writer said he found the quarter panels were also glued and can come off. He suspected that the adhesive doesn't adjust well to weather changes. But those rolling uglies are too expensive to be losing parts.

[Bengus81]

33. Looks like shit you'd throw together in HS shop class with left over stuff....

[regnaD kciN]

4. I'm assuming you mean the Cryptoyota Incelica...

…a.k.a. CyberTruck? Because I can’t imagine anyone going the past decade without seeing one of their earlier Swasticars.

[XanaDUer2]

6. Nope literally nvr saw 1 in real life

I would have remembered its hideosness

[brush]

9. You must men the hideous, stainless steel Cybertruck that rusts, right, as regular Tesla cars have been around for...

years and are nothing special to look at, kind of ordinary in styling form the '90s.

[XanaDUer2]

10. I'll go with that

[UpInArms]

30. Swasticar

[GoneOffShore]

42. Stealing Cryptoyota Incelica!

[Ocelot II]

7. You must have seen a Cybertruck, a/k/a Swastikar,

which looks like a big aluminum trash can. Regular Teslas, which have been around for 10 years or so, are pretty normal-looking and don't especially stand out, but the Cybertruck is an aesthetic blight.

[XanaDUer2]

8. Ah

I'm not impressed whatever it was

[nitpicked]

11. A fish market failed

Then a Maserati/Fiat place failed.

Let's see if the Tesla place does the same.

[spooky3]

28. Are you in Arlington? Nt

[Stargazer99]

13. A while ago racoons were jumping up on one of those cars - apparently they thought it was a garbage bin

[CentralMass]

14. Tesla stock

TSLA https://imgur.com/a/uM6iNYL

[ProfessorGAC]

15. And Still Way Overvalued

I think they've reached the early mature phase & potential doesn't justify a market cap of 8-10x assets.

[Traildogbob]

16. Lately

There has been one of those silver toasters riding around here in WNC. Not surprised with the amount of illegal FloriDUH immigrants (White Rich Republicans) that have a second and third home up here. Randi Rhodes says Fla is full of those damn things.
But about 6 weeks ago I needed to replace a 25 year old frig. Instead of regular white I chose one of the silver ones.
Now all I see in my kitchen is an ugly Musk contraption.
So I fill the outside with all the Local venue Shows of my fav artists. Shawn Mullins, Todd Snyder, and Jason Isbell. I gotta go out to a few more shows to Cover the Musk reminder, that otherwise I am damn glad to have upgraded my old ass fridge. And is quite, Energy efficient.

[allegorical oracle]

18. A popular thing to do with them is to have them wrapped in various designs. Actually haven't

seen a wrapped one, but maybe that helps them look better.

[CentralMass]

21. Toilet paper perhaps.

[Buns_of_Fire]

22. Two words: Contact Paper. It certainly wouldn't make them look much *worse*.

And as a side benefit, the contact paper would help hold the thing together!

[bedazzled]

38. I saw one yesterday with an opalescent wrap

Looked like it was coated with multicolored nail polish.

Guy driving it, too. It was hysterical.

Garbage vehicle.

[pansypoo53219]

39. stainless meh. we got black fridge years ago.

[Traildogbob]

40. Don't diss

My damn new frig. Black meh!!! Don’t you know orange is the new black. Black is forbidden in today MurKKKa.

[pansypoo53219]

44. i am so sick of the stainless look. black matches our tiled kitchen trim.

stainless trend should have died a decade ago. like the all white shit. meow.

[Traildogbob]

45. OK Donald! Meh

My stainless matches my stainless shag carpet, my stainless walls, my stainless couch and chair, my stainless roof and fake log siding is stainless, my toilet, tub, my stainless mirrors, all my guitars are stainless, my black lab is dyed stainless grey.
Get over it.

[pansypoo53219]

46. the stainless look is at least 20 years old.HGTV demands "NEW"!

[hardluck]

19. Weird that you've never seen a Tesla before. Where to you live?

In California, the Tesla Model Y was the most popular car sold in 2024.

[XanaDUer2]

20. In a SE red state

Big truck area

[Wounded Bear]

23. Teslas are all over where I live. Tons of them on the road. Not many Cybertrucks, though...

Those are fugly TBS. Tesla sedans, I wouldn't call them ugly, but they are nothing special in the looks department. Pretty cookie cutter.

[TexasBushwhacker]

25. I saw a bilious green Cybertruck today

Ugliest green ever.

[Clouds Passing]

26. I saw one parked in the parking lot and it stuck out about 3-4 feet past suvs into the lot.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

27. about 10 years ago I loved the Tesla.

I'd look for them, count them and watched the markets climb.

Eloon didn't make the Tesla. He invested in it and, like with Twitter, ruined it. As he is out to do to the country.

Where's the sheriff? Put this one man destruction derby in shackles so that he can't hurt more people.

[maxsolomon]

29. Are you a hermit?

I'll probably see 30 of them on my 9-mile drive home. Models S, X, & 3. Very popular w/ Lyft/Uber drivers.

Maybe only 1 Cybertruck...

[XanaDUer2]

35. Yes I'm housebound

[gay texan]

31. Incel camino n/t

[Shermann]

32. The Model S/Y/X/3 are everywhere in the suburbs where I live.

I've seen maybe four Cybertrucks.

[Hekate]

34. I saw my first Tesla Truck sometime last year, & yes it is ugly. There's an old saying...

… (I think it was about coke when I first heard it) that it’s God’s way of telling you that you have too much money.

I do not have too much money, so I guess I am safe from a smiting.

[Grammy23]

36. A short distance from my house (3-4 miles)

There is a Tesla facility (maybe repair shop?). The unpaved parking area is filled up with the cars and lots of the Cybertrucks. Lots and lots of the cartoonish vehicles. It has all the charm of a shade tree mechanic’s shop. It is the largest collection of those ugly jalopies in one spot outside of a cargo ship bringing them here for wanna bee MAGAs and suck-ups.

Not sure what the appeal is but for some reason, Tesla cars and cyber trucks are not that rare in NW Florida.

[malaise]

37. I saw one in the parking garage near one of the museums in Atlanta

Like you I thought it was ugly

[Traildogbob]

41. Looks to me

The damn truck is one big ass blind spot waiting to run over anything in the way.
Kind of represents the billionaires, one view, don’t give a damn about any other line of sight, just stay the hell out of my way.

[GoneOffShore]

43. Saw the following comment on News Thump - (UK satire site)

Bought a new Tesla Model SS last week. The auto steer keeps veering to the far right and the sat nav insisted on going via Poland. Does anyone know how to change it?

Someone replied :

it's an easy fix, it's just in Blitzkrieg mode.

Followed by:

No matter what the satnav says, stay out of Stalingrad, in fact, avoid Russia at all costs.

And because there's always a joker:

could be worse. I bought a second hand car from Bonnie Tyler. It keeps turning around, and every now and then it falls apart.

I have yet to see a Wankpanzer aka Incelmino aka Cryptoyota Incelica (thank you regnaD kciN) aka Swastikar here, but the other Swasticar models are available in France.