elong's "botched penis implant". I heard this on KO's "Countdown" podcast

[niyad]

from yesterday,, apparently confirmed by the prop kid's mother, Grimes (?). Keith had a great deal of fun with this little tidbit of information, saying it explains so much of elong's weirdness.. ...when he could stop laughing, that is.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. If it weren't so very, very long...

‘Botched Penis Implant would be an excellent name for the muskrat

[niyad]

19. Long name for a short subject, appaarently.

[Qutzupalotl]

2. Dibs on calling this scandal "Elongate."

[Meowmee]

4. 😹

[calimary]

8. O. M. G. !!!

BINGO!




DAYUM you’re good, Qutzupalotl…

[SheltieLover]

11. Bazinga!

[niyad]

14. I scared my kitty!!!

[niyad]

20. You win naming rights!!!

[Scrivener7]

26. There should be a prize for that post!

[FalloutShelter]

29. Oh BAM.

Out of the park.

[GaYellowDawg]

37. You are a goddamn genius.

That may be the best pun I've ever seen on here.

[Crunchy Frog]

3. Is this really for real?

God damn I hope it is!

[niyad]

15. As I said, it was apparently confirmed by Grimes, the mother of that child

that leon skum hauls around like a prop.

[Baron2024]

5. Any Links?

Does Olbermann have a source?

[niyad]

16. As I stated in the OP, apparently confirmed by Grimes, the mother

of that child that leon hauls around as a prop.

[pansypoo53219]

6. apparently penis girth implants etc the new facelift.

as my old color me macho says. its not the organ, but how you play it.

[RainCaster]

7. TSF got that bruised hand stroking the Elong

[B.See]

9. "take two, they're small"

[niyad]

22. snort

[niyad]

21. snicker

[JoseBalow]

10. Penis Dimension

(8:05)

[niyad]

23. of course Frank would have an appropriate musical comment!

[FalloutShelter]

30. LOLOL

You guys are hot tonight.

[BadgerKid]

12. But does MTG have a picture to show Congress?

[niyad]

17. She is keeping it under her pillow.

[Norbert]

13. Eschlong

Explains a little why he is a sociopath.

[niyad]

18. Exactly!!!

[AntiFascist]

24. Big rockets make up for his shortcomings n/t

[LessAspin]

25. Botox 💉

Musk's mini pee pee 🔬 may be out of commission but the botox injections are on point 💉

Link to tweet

[Bluethroughu]

27. Little weiner and big ego bad lovers

[Traildogbob]

28. Where did they

Implant it……….on his shoulders?????

[MLAA]

31. I guess calling him a giant dick is an oxymoron.

[DaBronx]

32. Schlong-gate

Are there tapes?

[BannonsLiver]

33. "Mmmmmedicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo!"

[JHB]

34. I guess cyberdicks just aren't ready for prime time

Like most of Elon's technologies.

[Phoenix61]

35. Penile implants are used to treat erectile dysfunction

which can be caused by ketamine abuse.

[boonecreek]

36. Sooo,

He has an "L" shaped boner?

[bluesbassman]

38. Always knew he was a needle dick bug fucker.

Now there’s receipts.