Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatal tumble from atop his lift shoes?

"Accidental" defenestration during a closed-door interview with TASS?

Killed outright by an actual world leader who's tired of his bullshit?

[malaise]

1. No - he may just survive long enough for. his

third impeachment.
Third time lucky or as we say moon run ‘til day catch it.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Whenever he finally kicks the bucket

It will be a freakin global holiday.

[Orrex]

9. That's true, but...

His fuckhead kkkultists will claim that as proof that the world feared his strong leadership and will call for continuation of his policies on that basis.

[Loryn]

3. Choked on his lies

Or the truth

Or a Big Mac

[WestMichRad]

4. Can't be too soon.

However it happens, I hope it’s painful.

[North Shore Chicago]

5. Concrete shoes,

cyanide TNT (done dirt cheap) ooh neckties, high voltage (done dirt cheap)


I could not have said it any better AC/DC!

[tavernier]

6. He didn't close the deal for Putin

And can’t be trusted to follow instructions due to his rambling dementia. I think Putin sees Vance as more promising.
Sooo, my opinion is that trump will shortly be invited for tea. Or to look at the view from a Kremlin window.

[Celerity]

7. A girl can but dream.................

[Emile]

8. Tertiary syphilis contacted in Russia 30 years ago

after receiving Golden Showers from prostitutes. The syphilis destroyed his internal organs and ended his life.

[Blue Owl]

10. 'Tis a miserable, wretched life

[twodogsbarking]

11. Pecked to death by Woody Woodpecker to protect the environment.

[The Madcap]

12. On his golden toilet

Did he do an Elvis?

[surfered]

13. Not yet, but it can't happen fast enough.

[Joinfortmill]

14. Praying for divine intervention

[Seinan Sensei]

18. Thoughts and Prayers aren't working

Not for me
Not for this

[3auld6phart]

15. Unfortunately

That shistained asshole, is stillwaistting O2 and taking up space..

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

I have loathed that orange thug since 2015, more each day, hoping each day was his last. But that disgusting, appalling, insulting, arrogant hatefest he and talibilly staged yesterday has ramped the loathing, and the desire that he, and all his toadies and masters, quit wasting oxygen, to levels even I did not know were possible.

[TNNurse]

17. The fact that some federal worker who lost their job

has not done something yet is surprising.

[Gary 50]

19. Is he dead yet?

No, he always smells like that.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. I saw that #SyphilisDon is trending, because Trumps word salad is getting much worse, and his hands

This gives me some hope

Link to tweet

[AntiFascist]

22. From giving Putin a handjob n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

21. My Default:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gk_BpGYXMAA1FrW?format=png&name=360x360

[yankee87]

23. Stroke

Let it happen as he's eating a Big Mac.