Okay, somebody stop me. I'm a 77 year old grandmother and I'm

[sinkingfeeling]

considering sending an email to the White House. Just asking one question: Tell me, what does Putin's cock taste like?

Do you think the Secret Service or FBI would come for me? Should I wait until I'm completely settled in Costa Rica to send my question?

[Nanuke]

1. Send it now.

[malaise]

58. Getting up off the floor

😂😂😂

[dweller]

2. Send it from

the plane before takeoff to Costa Rica …


✌🏻

[Klarkashton]

3. I used to send emails when bush was prexy but now

I think they would send some proud boy to your house.

[FarPoint]

4. It's an empty question....

No result to anticipate from the risk.... Just write it then burn it in a ceremony.....toss the ashes in a river and cast the thoughts you really desire into the universe....

[thinkingagain]

5. You can sign it

Love Elon

[Nanuke]

6. Send it now and CC your Governor and lawyer.

[Ms. Toad]

7. Please find something less homophobic to say. n/t

[Maraya1969]

10. Do you really think it is homophobic? If Putin was a woman

and the came was asked of the taste of her pussy we wouldn't call it heterophobic? The truth is many people think trump and putin have some sort of relationship that is beyond friends or comrads.


Then again I may be wrong

[Ms. Toad]

18. Yes. It is homophobic.

The OP was implying Trump was gay as an insult. Which inherently implies that being gay is negative - if it weren't, it wouldn't be an insult.

[LearnedHand]

33. This is not homophobic in any way

This and similar expressions, slightly vulgar though they may be, have zero to do with gay relationships and everything to do with TSF being Putin's toady. It's the same as calling some toady like Lindsey Graham TSF's fluffer.

I have yet to hear a protest against TSF's behavior as cogent and immediately accessible as this one. This OP is definitely an alum of the Jasmine Crockett School of Communications.

[Ms. Toad]

40. Yes. It is.

It has nothing to do with vulgarity. It has to do with using my life to batter Trump with.

You're right. It is the same as the homophobic insults hurled at Graham - and EarlG very explicitly said that was bigotry and against the TOS.

While I'm on the subject, please knock off the "Lindsey Graham is gay/a woman" jokes. Most of you have figured this out by now, and DU Juries actually have a pretty solid track record of removing these posts, but you know what would be even better? If we didn't have to send such bigoted "jokes" to Juries in the first place.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215969127

[claudette]

34. Not necessarily

He could be bi - he did say he grabs puzzy

[Ms. Toad]

38. Stop playing games.

You know it was used as an insult. When you use my life (I am a lesbian) as a battering ram, you can't help but batter me in the process.

[claudette]

44. I did not

“batter” you or any other lesbian. I just stated that Dumpy could be both. We don’t really know. It’s not an insult. Calm down.

[Ms. Toad]

46. His sexual orientation isn't the issue.

What we know is that the OP implied he was gay (or bisexual) as an insult. That uses the lives of LGBTQ+ people as an insult - a battering ram. You can't use a battering ram to harm someone without doing damage to the battering ram.

I am tired of being told to calm down, by people who should have my back, that my experience of homophobia is invalid.

Especially in a place where implying someone is gay to insult them is a violation of the TOS.

In case you have any doubts, review EarlG's commentary on the matter

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215969127

While I'm on the subject, please knock off the "Lindsey Graham is gay/a woman" jokes. Most of you have figured this out by now, and DU Juries actually have a pretty solid track record of removing these posts, but you know what would be even better? If we didn't have to send such bigoted "jokes" to Juries in the first place.

[Wifes husband]

50. It is not about whether he is gay or not

It is about his hypocrisy about everything. If he is gay, he is not man enough to just live that life style.

I personally don't care one way or another if he is gay. It is the fact that he has no core beliefs, and is so sanctimonious when expressing whatever he has been told to say.

If you think about it, he has been on both sides of most issues at one time or another.

No core beliefs

[Ms. Toad]

54. You're right. It's not about whether HE is gay or not.

It is the impact that using being gay as an insult has on those of us who are gay.

And Per EarlG (the owner of the site) it is against the TOS on DU - so if you want to do it, do it somewhere else.

[b]While I'm on the subject, please knock off the "Lindsey Graham is gay/a woman" jokes. Most of you have figured this out by now, and DU Juries actually have a pretty solid track record of removing these posts, but you know what would be even better? If we didn't have to send such bigoted "jokes" to Juries in the first place.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215969127

Unless, of course, you believe that he was saying such "jokes" are only prohibited when the person joked about is Lindsey Graham.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

21. I agree, Maraya 1969!

I believe they would say, "Trump's ass.....sometimes Vance's.".

[Hope22]

8. You are this close to freedom!

Don’t let him steal your shine! Mail it on the way out the door.

[WarGamer]

9. Trump would literally never know it was sent.

Some aide will read it, smirk say something derog about liberals and delete it...


My advice... no need to follow it though... don't let so much hate and vile thoughts run through your head.

There are more important things in life.

[allegorical oracle]

11. The FBI will only respond if they think Putin's cock is poisonous, like anthrax. nt

[Maru Kitteh]

12. I would send it from Costa Rica. Yup.

But for sure, what else is life even for? SEND IT.

[claudette]

35. If you send

it from the plane, as suggested here by someone, he'll never know where you moved to.

[Maru Kitteh]

48. A strong point to be sure!

[Deuxcents]

13. Get settled in Costa Rica and don't think of him again. Best wishes on your next chapter in life

I’m just barely a year older and wish I was going with you..I’m admiring your adventurous spirit 💙

[dchill]

14. Never mind. It tastes like chicken.🍗🐔

[rubbersole]

41. Vienna sausage tastes like horse saddle that needs salt.

[surfered]

15. Apparently Trump thinks it's irresistible.

[usonian]

16. Could you just mail a postcard

to President Musk?

Use latex gloves.

[bdamomma]

17. Your question

is right to the point. I remember I think I saw it here on DU, how the felon is on his knees facing Putin sitting in a chair.

[BannonsLiver]

19. Sure he's burning the country down but let's be real careful about what we call him or infer.

[jalan48]

20. Well done!

[DET]

22. I Wouldn't Send It

Not because I think anyone will come after you, but because it won’t have any impact. Admittedly, a well written, thoughtful email probably will be ignored anyway, but an obscene email will be written off as ‘just another crazy lib’. Also, not a prude, but personally I have an instinctive negative reaction to sexual references as insults. But that’s just me. If it makes you feel better while escaping this hellhole to send that email, then do it. We all need some kind of release at this point.

[StarryNite]

23. What about sending your message on a postcard for Ides of Trump?

Postcards are to be mailed on March 15!

The Ides of Trump
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/3/3/2307601/-Postcards-for-Trump

[joanbarnes]

24. Good luck. I sent an e mail yesterday about Edolf and SS, won't go through.

[judesedit]

25. Lol. That's good and funny

[Dan]

26. Actually, there is no threat or an implied threat.

We do have currently have freedom of speech.

IF you sent the letter, I would probably add something like this: "Just saying, people are saying you would know, since you know everything."

I suspect that this will never see the light of day, because if confronted I would not admit to anything criminal and would demand a jury trial - and can you imagine the national embarrassment. And since the DOJ represents the President, you have the right to request Trump be at your trial and answer the question.

And finally, as a citizen - we have the right to ask questions of our governmental leaders.

P.S. Thinking that Trump gets a lot of letters saying all kinds of offensive things. And just because it might be considered offensive it does not rise to the level of a threat.

[gab13by13]

27. Erik Prince's militia will find you in Costa Rica

[moondust]

28. Maybe anonymous email?

There are some sites that offer to send email free anonymously. This site has been around for quite a while but I can't verify its security:

http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html

There are others found on a Google search for anonymous email.

[LearnedHand]

29. You just gave me the biggest laugh I've had in weeks

Priceless! Exactly the kind of pithy messaging we need. I want to see this on protest signs!

[Groundhawg]

30. dont sink to that level.

[James48]

31. That one will be fine.

I’m pretty sure The Secret Service has more important things to deal with.

[DENVERPOPS]

32. They have know nothings viewing the emails

and listening to the phone recordings.

And just like the RepubliCON house members and senators, they just push the delete button........The same is most likely true of emails and phone calls to Republican Senators and House members.

They are so far past them even trying to make you believe they give a shit, or caring, it is appalling.....

[Sparkly]

36. I know how you feel!

I'm a 67-year-old grandmother without enough time to move to Costa Rica.

Mostly, I'm worried for my child and grandchild.

I wish I had an answer, and a lot more time.

[Trueblue Texan]

37. Do it!!!!! nt

[Bettie]

39. It's not a threat, so you should be good

it's just an honest question from a citizen of the United States.

But, do let us know if you get a response!

[cannabis_flower]

42. I think I'm moving to Colombia

[mountain grammy]

43. From this 77 year old grandmother

you can add my name...

Pat Farmer

Thanks.

[CaptainTruth]

45. Oh, I thought what you were considering involved automatic weapons & tons of ammo.

And no, I wasn't going to stop you.

A simple question? Jeez, send questions to dozens of places every day, including the "Contact the Tesla Board" link that I've posted here multiple times.

Typing is literally the least we can do, so go for it!!!

[OAITW r.2.0]

47. That's one hell of a question; that maybe more than Trump knows.

I wonder if Epstein and Putin were connected. That might explain a lot.

[Jarqui]

49. " .... and did you let Putin give you a Golden Shower? ..." ...nt

[AmericaUnderSiege]

51. I'm sure they get tons of that, but probably not the most efficient use of the insult.

Best pose the question to someone who will actually see it. And if you do artwork, might even pose the topic visually.

But make sure Putin's joint is tiny. Remember he's the main villain.

[Shoonra]

52. I have an unfair advantage ....

I once worked in the White House (actually in the Executive Building next door) reading incoming letters to the Prez (then it was Reagan).
The President never sees these letters, he never even sees anyone who reads these letters.
Letters that fall into certain categories (which change with current events) get robot letters in return.
A really supportive letter, especially from a kid, might be shown to the President - maybe one such in a week or a month, just to cheer him up.
Letters trying to establish a personal friendship with the President are ignored; he's not looking for penpals.
Insulting letters are also ignored. Letters hinting at violence are referred to the Secret Service.

Your letter, while expressing my own feelings, will not do you any good, but maybe get you on Santa's naughty list.

[Grumpy Old Woman]

53. Please Don't Do It

Considering how petty the cut-rate Don Corleone is, who knows what would happen.

Myself, I sent a politely worded message on the official contact form that I was disappointed at the way he treated Zelensky. Now I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have.

I love the idea of writing the message down, then burning it and scattering the ashes to the winds.

[synni]

55. Your name WILL be added to a Secret Service list

Send it from a country that has no extradition treaty, and sign it "Elon Musk." 🤣

[Wifes husband]

56. Settle in Costa Rica first

[mnhtnbb]

57. I am in awe of you that at 77

you are moving to Costa Rica.
My husband and I had us all set up with an escape hatch in Panama after Shrub was returned to office for a second term. Then Obama was eventually elected and we needed the funds that were tied up down there to replace our house that burned down here in 2007. I was still in my 50's when that happened.
I'll be 74 next week and I just don't have the energy to sell a house here, get rid of everything, and relocate to another country alone. I've told my oldest son and his partner that if they'd go to Canada, (or somewhere in Europe) I'd go with them. My son works for an international software company that has offices in Canada and Europe-- and he mostly works from home anyway --so I think they could leave. But they want to stay and fight.
Send your message once you're in Costa Rica. You have my best wishes for the new chapter in your life.

[Raine]

59. Please don't use obscenities

it will get you nowhere except looking like you're illiterate and crazy and no one will read it.

[Niagara]

60. I'm not in the habit of telling other members what they can and can't do, sinkingfeeling

However, I would suggest making a monetary donation to any of the following organizations:

ACLU
https://www.aclu.org/

Planned Parenthood
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/

World Central Kitchen
https://wck.org/

Southern Poverty Law Center
https://www.splcenter.org/


All of these organizations could use our help no matter how small the contribution is. It all adds up.

There's most likely another organization that you might like better and that's okay too.