Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally shocked to hear "no" from his hand-picked SCOTUS?

Sad that some anonymous bloviator dismissed him as a fictional tabloid character?

Gnawed to death by 200 transgender mice?

[raccoon]

1. Choked on a hamburger?

[malaise]

2. Not yet but he came close

to choking on his own lies Tuesday night.

[hlthe2b]

3. ...

[taxi]

4. It needs to happen quickly, before changing the clocks this weekend.

How can he have missed that GMT is Greenwich Mean Time and not Great Mean Time? Wait until he hears that Greenwich is in London - we may be setting our clocks 6, 7, or 8 hours ahead this year.

[malaise]

13. Well the Western Europeans hate his ass

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/06/donald-trump-threat-to-peace-ukraine-talks-survey-western-europeans

Majority of western Europeans think Trump is threat to peace, survey finds

[taxi]

14. Yea Malaise, we know. Krasnov being a threat to peace, QED!

It's like asking if rain is wet.

[surfered]

5. One of these days, we will be able say yes. And what a glorious day that will be.

[SheltieLover]

6. Sepsis from sitting in dirty diaper?

Mortally wounded from hearing truth?

Tarred & feathered by magats whose jobs fELON cut & mistaken for chicken with bird flu?

...

Hope springs eternal...

[bronxiteforever]

7. Someone fed his fingertips to the wolverines?

Boiled in a vat of wolverines?

[twodogsbarking]

8. Stood too close to Melania and froze to death.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

9. No but I was hoping when I saw him limping the other day he had DVT

Deep vein thrombosis AKA a blood clot.

[NNadir]

10. Killed when a climate driven hurricane washes Mar a Lardo...

...out to sea?

[Mr. Evil]

11. We could all tell if that happned.

The sea would vomit.

[malaise]

12. This could happen

Rec

[NNadir]

17. Mar a Lardo is a temporary structure, as is the State of Floriduh.

Unfortunately it may take a few years more than the Orange Mold in the White House has left on the planet to see this. The climate is however destabilized and nothing can stop the effects at this point.

[malaise]

18. A few years ago many wrote off the idea of major west coast Florida hurricanes

The middle to lower east coast is overdue.

[NNadir]

19. It actually will probably not even take a hurricane.

Hurricanes will happen of course, but the degradation of the atmosphere is rapidly accelerating. In fact the rate of acceleration (the third derivative) is also accelerating.

A surge taking out Mar a Lardo would be poetic of course, but Floriduh is doomed one way or another. FAFO.

[malaise]

20. True

Rec

[boonecreek]

15. Bored to death

listening to his own speech? On second thought, probably not .
He's too much in love with the sound of his own voice.

[Harker]

16. Came into contact with the antimatter born of the sheer mass of his lies?

[dreamland]

21. Used his last breath giving his speech

[Joinfortmill]

22. Rofl. Sadly, no.

[Blue Owl]

23. Hit by a flaming chunk of Leon's exploding SpaceX rocketship

[mnhtnbb]

24. A friend sent me a photo of a beautiful rainbow

And asked me if I made a wish. My reply? Would it be wrong to wish to see the obituary of a certain person soon? Very soon. She replied that she'd already made that wish, too!