Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by falling debris from the rapid, unscheduled disassembly of a SpaceX rocket?

Crushed by falling debris from the rapid, unscheduled disassembly of another SpaceX rocket?

Crushed by a Giuliani-driven Walmart scooter?

[KarenS]

1. Srsly, I look for your post each day,,,,

[taxi]

2. Bumper sticker on Rudy's cart:

Left bumper: Keep your friends close
Right bumper: Keep your enemies closer.
Poor bastard was driving in circles looking for Krasnov

[SheltieLover]

5. ...

[Emile]

3. Crushed by a Giuliani-driven Walmart scooter, LOL 🤣

[Auggie]

19. Same here

[SheltieLover]

4. Crushed by the weight of his own lies?

Entangled in farm machinery set upon him by his own voters?

Drown in a vat of southern bourbon?

Mob of magats angry over rising prices have their way with him?

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaah for Guiliani's Walmart scooter

😀😀

[surfered]

7. Hopefully, by tomorrow

[iscooterliberally]

8. You just reminded me of one of my favorite death scenes.

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[wcmagumba]

9. Another favorite death scene...

[sop]

10. No, he's still among the living, the cane Al Green pointed at him wasn't one of those Russian secret agent guns.

[bdamomma]

28. too bad

[AllyCat]

11. Wouldn't it be great if Rudy ran him over?

[sop]

12. With his Walmart handicapped scooter?

[AllyCat]

13. Yes! Since he no longer has his usual choice of cars.

[TNNurse]

14. I look forward to your post every morning.

It has gotten harder to view political cartoons but your posts are essential.

[NNadir]

15. Overcome by toxins in a wildfire?

[leftyladyfrommo]

16. Not yet but they stopped an assassin's

attempt. Shucks.

It's still early days.

[SheltieLover]

25. Again?

When?

[leftyladyfrommo]

37. I just read it. Must have just happened

unless none of that story was true. It's getting impossible to tell.

[SheltieLover]

38. Thx. I'll take a look

Pls make an op if you find story about it?

[Submariner]

17. Musk's heatshield plunges into Mar A Lago

at an out of control 50,000 MPH, and only nicks Trump's ear, but the collateral damage and heat from the explosion cook him at the resolute desk.

[GopherGal]

43. Right ear this time? Or the left again?

n/t

[twodogsbarking]

18. Tried eating salad for the first time and expired.

[TheRickles]

20. "Rapid, unscheduled disassembly" has to be one of the most ridiculous euphemisms ever made.

It's like a spoof of bureaucratic mumbo-jumbo, but it works for them. Ugh.

[Marthe48]

21. Choked on his own vitriol?

Deep fried in his own avoirdupoise?

Plastered to death by lawsuits?

[whopis01]

22. One day closer. n/t

[republianmushroom]

49. That's as good as it is going to get today, but, tomorrow, hopefully .

[BComplex]

23. I can't wait for the day that I open up my computer to DU and find out that

THIS IS THE DAY!!! The wicked warlock is dead!!!


Etymology
Warlock may come from the Old English word wǣrloga, which means "breaker of oaths" or "deceiver". It may have also come from the Old Norse word varð-lokkur, which means "caller of spirits".

[niyad]

24. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unpened. What have I missed with

reference to ghouliani???

[SheltieLover]

26. Not sure. I've been wondering what's up with the walhell cart reference too

As for your bubbly, we will wait another day, perhaps. This day is still young.

🥂 ... to be continued

[niyad]

30. Hope springs eternal!

[SheltieLover]

31. Yes, it does.

[iscooterliberally]

40. He was photographed riding a mobility scooter in a Walmart.

Here's a link, but I totally understand if you don't want to click on it.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/22/rudy-giuliani-shops-hair-dye-walmart/

[niyad]

45. That is so utterly bizarre! And not photoshopped.? Okay, the man declared

bankruptcy, but has money for an aide? That money belongs to Ruby and Shea.

[Greybnk48]

27. I'm commenting to let you know this is the 1st post I check each day.

Some days I rec it, other's I'm so disappointed I forget. But every day you make me smile.

*My husband's birthday is the 10th, and I bought him this T-shirt, lol! Black with white print "Is he dead yet?" , along with a Gulf of Mexico tee as well.

[benfranklin1776]

29. Squashed like a rancid pancake by the plummeting stock market?

Aspirated while snorting RFK’s “special blend” of cod liver oil to protect him from the measles?

Impaled himself on Al Green’s cane?

Hypersonic implosion from Justin Trudeau singing Oh Canada 🇨🇦 in his ear during their phone call?

[Dave Bowman]

32. He slipped on a banana peel and fell violently on his head.

Since no vital organ was dammaged he's still alive.

[Ocelot II]

33. Rapid unscheduled disassembly for no apparent reason?

[Beringia]

34. It's Friday morning, do you know where your mind is

I say this to myself lately

[Historic NY]

35. Golf cart rolled over on him

Whacked by a golf ball

[GopherGal]

44. That's what he gets for giving Eloon the contract...

to supply the Merde-a-Lardo golf carts.

Early speculation is that the Secret-Service-mandated bullet-proof shielding (reportedly crafted from spare Cybertruck panels) upset the center of gravity of the CyberCart, contributing to the mishap.

[dweller]

36. Yes . He's dead

No wait , it’s been postponed for a month
No he’s dead again but only in his left leg , the rest of him will be dead in a month .
Meanwhile the stock market erupts in a fervor up with news of his death
Only to crash again as it is postponed for a month
A small one legged hop up in the indices is expected to maintain the the upward trend
Before the markets close on Friday flat




✌🏻

[North Coast Lawyer]

39. Windows

I hear defenestration is a thing.

[bluestarone]

41. Nope not yet. BUT

Keep up the good work. Lots of AWESOME people here waiting forr the YES day!! (ME included) Never knew the word YES has become so important!

[North Shore Chicago]

42. A disease

makes his nose grow big and red, his face turns pale, his feet turn into giant galunks.

He dies a clown.

[malaise]

46. Fell off the beam and broke his neck from his

own verbal gymnastics

[Trailrider1951]

47. Thank you for these daily posts, Orrex

They always give me a chuckle in the mornings when my mood is rather bleak. Humor is always welcome, no matter how dark.

[republianmushroom]

48. Not yet,

starting to loose a little faith in thoughts and prays.