Just so you know, Trump voodoo dolls exist

[jmowreader]

Now, I’m not saying you should buy a Trump voodoo doll and stick pins in it to try to cause Fearless Leader pain. Perish the thought.

I’m saying you should buy seven or eight just to make sure.

[Irish_Dem]

1. Sometimes pins just fall by accident on your voodoo doll.

Funny how that happens.

[hlthe2b]

2. It might be cathartic, but I was told it required something that belonged to the target attached to be effective...

At least, that is what they say in New Orleans.

That said, might a photograph suffice (attach his face to the doll? ) Asking for a friend.... (or several)

[synni]

8. Yes, a photo will do nicely

😁😁😁😁😁

[allegorical oracle]

11. That's what I've heard, too. We could write to him and ask him for a hair clipping.

[LivingInASociety]

40. He'll sell it to you for $99.99

nt

[Meowmee]

3. 😹

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Alice Roosevelt Longworth, elder daughter of President Theodore Roosevelt,

buried a voodoo doll on the grounds of the White House. She couldn't stand William Howard Taft, her father's successor.

Not saying the voodoo doll had anything to do with anything, but . . . .
1. Taft's wife had a stroke and lost her ability to speak.
2. Taft lost his re-election bid to Woodrow Wilson.
3. His presidency was mostly inconsequential.

[soldierant]

28. I gather he was a better Justice than he was a Predident -

but I also gather that's not saying much.

[no_hypocrisy]

32. He always wanted to be on the Supreme Court.

His wife pushed him into the Presidency.

[soldierant]

46. IIRC

getting onto the Court after his Presidency was over was a condition of his running.

[duhneece]

45. He created National Forest Service

That’s a huge one for me

[soldierant]

47. I agree that's huge.

[sop]

5. When Trump finds out he'll sue for his NIL share of the profits.

(NIL- Name Image Likeness)

[DENVERPOPS]

27. More like he will

run to the USSC for an emergency hearing, on giving him the right to imprison anyone sticking needles in a doll likeness of him, for practicing Acupuncture without a license, or some such bullshit.....

[Ocelot II]

6. Don't you need something belonging to the subject to attach to the doll

for it to be effective? I thought he was selling scraps of the suit he was wearing when got his ear scratched by that kid with regrettably shitty aim. It would be too bad if any of those scraps fell into the wrong hands.

[BigmanPigman]

33. Yes, you DO!

I have a lot of voodoo doll experiences for over 20 years.

The tRump voodoo doll won't work for that reason. However, I am a determined person and I found something else that is supposed to work better for tRump in 2017. It's called "A Spell To Bind Trump" and I performed it monthly for 4 years.

Here is the ritual....super easy and everyone can do it, as long as you have a deck of tarot cards.

https://medium.com/defiant/use-this-spell-to-bind-trump-and-his-cronies-a5b6298f5c69

[Ocelot II]

34. But why didn't it keep him from being re-elected and wreaking havoc?

Sorry, but it doesn't seem to be working so far.

[BigmanPigman]

41. I think it applies to tRump while he IS the POTUS

and not before or after he is reelected. Maybe I need to start all over again now that he is back.

The spell limits the amount of harm he can cause others as POTUS. If he is not actually "the POTUS" I guess that it becomes null and void at that point..........

"Some of us at Defiant are pagans and we’ve noticed a peculiar bit of ritual magic making the rounds on the internet in the past two weeks. The anonymously penned ritual purports to be a binding aimed at keeping Trump and his cronies from doing harm over the next four years. Defiant’s crack team of occult journalists took a look at the work, confirmed its bonifides and we republish it here with some suggestions and tweaks."

[nilram]

7. There's also a toilet bowl brush

that I find amusing, but I don't want any image of him in my home AT ALL.

[Woodwizard]

10. We have one.

It is visible when the maga in laws visit.

[JoseBalow]

16. And butt plugs

[jmowreader]

29. Hopefully those are "display" rather than "functional" butt plugs

Never having used one myself, it appears to me inserting that would require about a quart of lubricant and more than the normal amount of patience to get it in.

[kimbutgar]

30. I use mine with glee when my toilet is really dirty!

It makes me smile.

But I’d love a voodoo doll. I wonder where I can buy one?

[ I had one with my ex husbands picture and I took great pleasure poking the needles)

[sheshe2]

36. Etsy has them!

[sinkingfeeling]

9. I still have mine from 2016.

[allegorical oracle]

12. A+ for pin placement. lol

[SheltieLover]

17. ...

[AltairIV]

13. LOL! Seven or Eight, that is funny!

[orangecrush]

14. ...

[SheltieLover]

18. Lol

[Figarosmom]

15. Well if people have bought them

And used them, they aren't working .

Maybe it gas to be someone with some psychic power.

[republianmushroom]

44. Neither is hope and prays working, so far, but, tomorrow is another day, just maybe.

[Cha]

19. LOL... That's more like it!

Where do you get them.

[CloudWatcher]

20. Etsy has some

https://www.etsy.com/search?q=trump%20voodoo%20dolls

[Cha]

21. TY CloudWatcher.. Good to know!

[nolabear]

22. Check out Etsy.

There are some doozies. 🤣

[slightlv]

23. I've thought about that...

checked out the dolls, too. Some of them look pretty good! But I always wondered about blowback karma. Rule of three... you'd be hitting pretty good with one of these dolls. Back to you times 3? I don't think I could handle that, as chaotic as my life is right now (LOL)

I'm thinking more of a mirror spell that binds against negative actions. Wording it is a bit difficult, tho...

[VMA131Marine]

24. Just stick pins in a Cheeto ...

Seriously…

[BigmanPigman]

25. I performed a monthly "spell to bind tRump" since 2017

https://boingboing.net/2017/02/23/a-spell-for-binding-donald-tru.html

Here is the ritual...

https://medium.com/defiant/use-this-spell-to-bind-trump-and-his-cronies-a5b6298f5c69

I already had the tarot cards, candles and orange feathers and photos. Soil, water, fire were elements of the ritual. Each month I checked out the date for the ritual since it relates to the moon and its phases.

I did this for 4 years only missing 3 months in total.

I regret that I didn't do the ritual AFTER Biden was POTUS. I believe that the spells I performed did help him lose to Biden in 2020.

I still have the orange candle, white candle, orange feather, tarot card, etc. I guess I'll have to look for the next moon phase.

***I have a relative who was the only "witch" to go to trial in Phila. I hope I have some of her DNA!!!

[SunImp]

26. I think a Trump punching bag from Amazon would be more helpful

Or a trip to this exhibit if it's still around

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/entertainment/local/2017/01/20/want-to-punch-donald-trump/7776640007/

[DENVERPOPS]

31. What I want

are some of those small plastic strainers they put in urinals, that I could buy for like a buck and carry in my pocket, so when I go somewhere out in public, and no one is looking, I could put one in each of the urinals.....

You know one with his face painted on it, and his pie hole open which he does quite often.....
(Knowing the MAGA men, they would probably reach in, grab it and throw it in the trash, then wipe their hand on their pants...)

[BigmanPigman]

38. I bought one of those in 2017

You know those weighted clown punching bags that we had as kids and you could never knock them over? Well, I ordered one in 2017 and taped a big photo of the fucking moron's face over the clown's face. I punched the hell out of it but it wasn't as good a release of frustrations as I had hoped and anticipated.

I've tried everything under the sun to stop this cycle of hell on earth. Voodoo spells, calling and writing reps over 200 hundred times, countless protests, wearing earrings and pins that show I'm anti-tRump, speaking to everyone I can about tRump being a dictator, etc. I'm pooped and exhausted.

[sinkingfeeling]

39. I couldn't have that face near me.

[Maninacan]

35. Cheeto

I think a cheeto sprayed with fixative and some pins in it would work!

[ZDU]

37. LOL

[Renew Deal]

42. Superstition and wishing him harm is ridiculous.

It makes us look immature and desperate.

[orleans]

43. they were around before in the dickhead's 1st go around

along with large groups (of wiccans and novices) casting spells on specific dates so it would be more powerful

nothing worked.