Trump wants a Nobel Peace prize

[Greyhead]

He neither peaceful or noble.

[Irish_Dem]

1. If he receives the Nobel Peace Prize, it will be rendered meaningless for all time.

[malaise]

2. I detest this needy Convicted Felon

Does he ever fucking stop?

[Klarkashton]

3. More like the Nutball Piece of Shit Prize.

[wryter2000]

4. Obama has one

So Trump has to have 2

[canetoad]

5. But a sure thing

If there was a Nobel Sadism Prize.

[BeyondGeography]

6. The Ignoble Appeasement Prize will have to do

[Submariner]

7. Any chance he ever had ended with this insult

It is my understanding, the Nobel Prize committee feels those awarded the Nobel Peace Prize should comport themselves as decent human beings, and not racist fascist pigs.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. The Nobel Committee...

Will not consider such a man for a nomination let alone awarding a Peace Prize.

His comments about Gaza and Ukraine are disqualifying for such an honor. He is jealous that Barack Obama was awarded one. It's about image and status with tRump.

[TexLaProgressive]

9. I believe this Latin acronym is him

Sine nobilitate Without nobility abbreviated S.N.O.B. He is the epitome of snob, and lacks one micron of the milk of human kindness.

[struggle4progress]

10. "Gonna win the prize by invading Greenland and then stopping!"

[valleyrogue]

11. He will get the Noble Piss Prize.

A gold-plated toilet.

[Vinca]

12. He couldn't even win an Emmy.

[wendyb-NC]

13. I didn't know they gave a prize for treason

Or Scamming any of the tendencies he has.

[IcyPeas]

14. Question is: can he buy one?

[UTUSN]

20. Ya beat me to it.

[Scrivener7]

15. That's because he's a moron.

[Greyhead]

16. Anybody can be nominated

I could nominate anyone on this board. Doesn’t mean they will win.
Dementia Donnie had some knuckle dragger nominate him before. I’m sure that nomination went right into the wastebasket.
Where this one should go too.

[a kennedy]

17. FAWK HIM.

[andym]

18. Sweden the home of all Nobel Prizes except for the Peace Prize in Norway are proximal to Russia

they would only give such a prize for enduring peace, not a temporary lull in Putin's plan to seize his neighbors, in which they are included. Ukraine's capitulation would literally threaten the peace of Europe.

[LilElf70]

19. I'd be glad to create a statue

for him to sit on.

[lastlib]

21. Mr. Crime Minister, you can want in one hand......

...and piss in the other, and see which gets full first.

[mercuryblues]

22. You want a trophy Trump, I got a trophy for ya.

[CANADIANBEAVER69]

23. He will never get the official one

but you know someone has already made an official peace award that his a$$ kissers will gift him one fine day at Mar a lardo, because he of course will be robbed, of being recognized, by those woke Nobel Peace prize officials.