Krasnov Just Said, "Don't Watch The Stock Market

[gab13by13]

Fuck You Krasnov.

I'm watching the stock market, my bank account, my Social Security disbursements, my pension.

You and President Musk are stealing our country blind.

And go fuck your Sovereign Wealth Fund.

[Blues Heron]

1. amazing anybody trusts a word out of this freaks mouth

[barbtries]

24. they're in a media bubble.

literally not knowing what's going on.

and thanks to their bigotries, they like it that way. they can rage on POC, women, LGBTQ, all day and all night. it's all they need.

[erronis]

47. They know exactly what they are doing. And they control the media.

The whole purpose of tanking the economy of the US (and other western countries) is to be able to take over easily.

[barbtries]

48. the ones in power, yes.

the everyday magats, not so much.

[erronis]

49. The "magats" are vermin or worse in the fascist takeover scheme. Tools and fools.

The magats do have an awful lot of arms but generally small caliber (even the AR15 variety). It'll be interesting if these tools/fools ever wake up and understand who did what to them. But I'll bet their T.V.s will still be tuned to faux-newz so they'll think it was us that tanked the economy.

It is sorta fun(?) being in a dynamic part of history(?)

[barbtries]

50. i do not think it's fun,

too worried about my children, grandchildren, and beyond.

I will say we are living in interesting times. best I can do

[C_U_L8R]

2. What is 'things a rapist might say', Alex

[BoRaGard]

3. "And shut up about the price of eggs." - Krasnov 47 (R - Felon)

[Think. Again.]

4. I'm Wall Street will take his advice on that.

[lame54]

5. This is not the stock market you've been looking for

[Kid Berwyn]

6. "Pay attention to meeeeeee!"

“What I say goes.” Since he was 2.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. I'd fire my financial advisor if he said that to me.

[Maru Kitteh]

8. Sure, right after I "shut up about eggs" 🍳 🤣

[spanone]

9. He's Killing America!

[GoodRaisin]

23. And Ukraine soldiers too.

Krasnov doesn’t give a damn about the killing. Really tired of hearing that line repeated on M$M. I wish they would say what is really happening which is Krasnov and Putin murdering people until Putin gets everything he wants.

Krasnov is a murderer.

[usonian]

10. Don't Watch The Stock Market. Shut Up About Eggs.

Look at my thumb.
Gee, you're dumb.

[Johonny]

11. Not everyone is allowed to take out near infinite debt

From the banks like Russian agent and chief. So we will fucking watch our money.

[gab13by13]

12. Last I checked

The DOW was down 1%, the S&P down 2% and the Nasdaq down 3.5%.

Tesla down 10%.

[Ilsa]

41. DOW down over 2% S&P down almost 3%, NASDAQ

down over 4%.

If only there was a special, terrible event that would cause the markets to close, like it did in 1981.

[progree]

42. Dead cat bounce in progress, Dow was down 1100 half an hour ago, now down 840 at 239 PM CDT /nt

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[Klarkashton]

13. Now it's all about the pain we have to endure.

What happened the the "golden era"???

Roast in hell you lousy bastard.

[Justice matters.]

59. "golden era" is the same BS as "trickle down"

Only different words...

They both mean "trickle up" like the last time.

[Otto_Harper]

14. I guess seeing DJT shares down by 9% this morning

has nothing to do with it.

[sakabatou]

15. "Don't look at the man behind the curtain!"

[FailureToCommunicate]

18. ...

.webp

[Wounded Bear]

16. "Stop testing for Covid so much!"

[spooky3]

27. "And one day, it will just go away!"

Incompetence and evil are a bad combination.

[bif]

17. Do us all a favor and Shut The Fuck Up!

[malaise]

30. Croak would be better

That is all

[Dem4life1234]

61. That would be the day the world is made great again

I'm not religious but I swear he is some kind of punishment sent from God on to America for being so fucking dumb.

[DenaliDemocrat]

19. Fuck you Trump!

You’re killing my 401K asshole.

[DENVERPOPS]

20. "Don't watch the stock market" ????????

Anytime this *************** says anything, pay attention. He is a master of projection, and manipulation/deceit............

And that pretty much goes for everything and anything spewed by any RepubliCON.

Without exception, any time they say anything it will be:

#1 A flagrant Lie

#2 A purely hypocritical statement

#3 180 degrees from reality or reason.......

As well as everything he does, will be exactly what Putin is ordering him to do. Always something that will contribute to the destruction of the U.S., our economy, the U.S. Constitution, or our beloved America........

And he and the RepubliCONs are just getting warmed up folks, ........We Ain't Seen Nothing Yet...............

[BattleRow]

37. Who are you going to believe..me or

my lying lies?

[calimary]

65. Yep.

[DenaliDemocrat]

21. Orange Asshole

You’re killing my 401K asshole.

[IronLionZion]

22. Don't believe your lying eyes

reality has a well known liberal bias. Fake news. America is becoming great again as long as you don't look at any measure of greatness.

[gab13by13]

25. Since Krasnov's inauguration

Tesla stock has dropped 38%, down to $234.

That is better info than any poll.

[Dave Bowman]

28. Don't Look Up

[SupportSanity]

63. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!!!! This movie explains a lot of how we got here and why

Between "Don't Look Up" and the movie "Idiocracy", you'll be an expert on today's situation.

Both are really great movies.

[Dave Bowman]

64. Totally! 👍

[malaise]

29. But but but -he told us it would crash if Biden

won in 2020.
Everything he touches turns to shit

[dchill]

67. I'm beginning to think he lied!

[malaise]

68. Getting up off the floor

😂😀😂

[dchill]

69. Good! 👍

[progree]

31. S&P 500 Down 2.59% at 1235 PM CDT, now down 2.8% since election day and 4.4% YTD

S&P 500
Down 2.8% since election day,
and down 6.3% since inauguration day eve,
and down 4.4% year to date,
and down 8.5% from all-time high
Market quotes at top right of page: https://finance.yahoo.com/
S&P 500 history (daily highs, lows, and closes) https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EGSPC/history/

# Election day close (11/5/24) 5783
# Last close before inauguration day: (1/17/25): 5997
# 2024 year-end close (12/31/24): 5882
# All-time closing high (2/19/25): 6144

"Trump Is Saving Consumers Millions.”

[moonscape]

32. I just talked to my advisor, I went

into more cash last week and called her to raise more. If I sell, I’ll outlive my $$ easily. Same if economy crashes. She wants me to stay put.

Without SS my $$ wouldn’t last long. She’s more optimistic about SS than I.

I wish I was smarter about these things. I wish my brilliant economist father was alive. But who the hell is smart in these uncharted waters?

[jmowreader]

33. In his first administration all he wanted anyone to watch was the stock market

HOW many times did this asshole tweet that the DJIA had hit a record high as a way of showing us all how wonderful of a president he was? Now that the Dow is plunging like you tied a skid of bricks to it, we're not supposed to watch it?

[SheltieLover]

34. Kick

[onethatcares]

35. quick

buy chickens.!!!

[gab13by13]

38. Post of the day,

Seriously though, that is happening.

[gab13by13]

36. Can't wait until Jerome announces he is going to have to raise interest rates,

Sorry, but I would laugh out loud.

Krasnov can't fire Jerome but he can have someone threaten his life.

How soon before the Magats take over the economic data like they hid the Covid data?

[surfered]

39. Also don't look up, ignore the price of eggs, and pay no attention to sea level rise.

[BrianTheEVGuy]

40. Good idea!

Please ignore that this is the worst first month for stocks since Obama inherited the Bush subprime meltdown.

Totally overlook that the VIX “fear index” is soaring!

Ignore mass layoffs and crumbling demand.

Turn a blind eye to major businesses planning cutbacks and panicking over bankruptcy due to tariff driven price hikes.

Clap your hands over your ears and shout “la la la” at skyrocketing inflation.

Don’t pay attention to massive increases in consumer debt defaults.

Everything is fine folks! You can ignore that blazing fire in the kitchen.

[Wiz Imp]

43. As of 3:00 pm, S&P 500 is now down 3.27%

NASDAQ is down 4.64% and DOW is down 2.44%.

All 3 have wiped out the entire last 6 months of gains.

[3catwoman3]

44. Similar to his recommendation to stop testing for COVID.

The ostrich approach.

[Grammy23]

45. Pretty cheeky coming from a guy who never bought a dozen eggs in his life.

Never watched his life savings teetering on the edge of disaster. A guy who recently discovered the word groceries and thinks it is a new thing. Who knew? Yea, pretty damned cheeky. Somebody needs to tell him to stop telling us what to do or not do regarding things that impact us. 😡

[Hassler]

46. Felon 47 is telling us not to think of an elephant

Sure thing, Chump. I won't think about the stock market. Except I just did. Fool.

[Wingus Dingus]

51. Oh, I'm watching..myself lose money because someone just

drove our economy off the cliff in six weeks. Way to go, dumbfucks.

[Bristlecone]

52. Says the guy that takes credit for every move upward in the stock market.

He only takes credit, never accepts blame. He’s done it his whole life.

[ProfessorGAC]

53. In His First Term...

...he constantly bragged about the Dow reaching 30k. It was awfully important then, but now it doesn't matter?

[Hassler]

54. And don't think of an elephant.

[Clouds Passing]

55. "And stop paying attention to eggs"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

56. It is hard to do satire in today's world-The Borowitz Report-Trump Commands Americans Not to Check Their 401ks

Link to tweet

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-commands-americans-not-to-check

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an emergency address from the Oval Office on Monday afternoon, Donald J. Trump commanded the American people not to check their 401k accounts.

“Anyone caught checking their 409s (sic) can and will be deported,” he warned.

Asserting that he was issuing this order “for your own good,” Trump added, "Elon says there's a virus in the stock market and if you check your stocks it will spread to your body."

Though he claimed that “nothing bad is happening on Wall Street,” he promised the American people that, in the event of a stock market crash, “I will fix it with my Sharpie.”

[EnergizedLib]

57. Then what *are* we supposed to look at?

Because if the markets were good right now, you’d be taking a victory lap.

[BidenRocks]

58. I remember breakfast.

I remember steak.
I remember when we didn't NEED Xanax to make it through the day.
Wouldn't that be great!

[Dem4life1234]

60. I'm so fucking sick of him

He is the worst thing to happen to America in the last ten years which feels like eternity

Why can't he have a stroke that makes him forever mute?

[Marcuse]

62. "Don't watch the stock market."

[johnnyfins]

66. Let's Go Krasnov!

Let's Go Krasnov!Let's Go Krasnov!Let's Go Krasnov!Let's Go Krasnov!Let's Go Krasnov!

[Blue Owl]

70. The Shart of the Steal

[Ping Tung]

71. And, "Don't look both ways when crossing the railroad tracks."