Steal My Tesla - Flips The Script And Shoots The Plot

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1. Musk: "Actually, these protests aren't real and are instead funded by George Soros."

https://www.jalopnik.com/1807958/elon-musk-claims-anti-tesla-protests-funded-by-george-soros/

[Prairie Gates]

2. Ah, a website making fun of liberals

Good content.

[MayReasonRule]

3. It's Not Making Fun Of 'Liberals', It's An Actual Service That Will Sell Your Tesla On Your Behalf

Lot's of folks had no idea what they were 'buying in to'.

Lot's of folks don't even want to drive a Tesla anymore.

Lots of folks would like to be able to dump their Tesla and get the fuck on with lives.

These folks are just smart enough to spin it in a timely manner...

[jmowreader]

4. I don't think it's an "actual service"

One of the things they claim they'll do is help you file a police report.

[Prairie Gates]

5. Meh

I's clear what it is.

[MayReasonRule]

6. LMAO... Evidently Not...

This is an insult to Elon...
That's the whole fuckin' point y'all!