Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Hip-checked into the boards by 40,008,575 angry neighbors?

Stampeded by angry neighbors who lost $20B in beef sales to China?

Whiplash from denying any knowledge of yet another megachurch pedophile?

[malaise]

1. Lightning strikes him

in a bunker at Trump International Golf Club West Palm Beach.😀

Florida doesn’t have the most lightning of any state (that would be our number two), but it does have the highest flash density. It also has by far the highest number of home insurance claims due to lightning. Because of its dense population and plentiful outdoor recreation, Florida also has the unfortunate distinction of having the most deaths due to lightning.

https://www.thezebra.com/resources/home/states-with-the-most-lightning-strikes/

[Dulcinea]

2. Like this?

[malaise]

4. Freaking perfect

😀.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

3. Still crossing my fingers

that it will be sooner than later

[WestMichRad]

5. Breaks a leg by stepping in a "gopher hole"...

… at his Scotland golf course, and it gets infected?

Run over by a Tesla on full autopilot?

Fallen on and crushed by a plastered Hegseth on St Patrick’s Day?

Infected by measles?

Any of these will do! Please make it so!

[snowybirdie]

28. You Win

Today's best by far! Congratulations!

[malaise]

30. He might fall over the protest signs

odn that course😀

Love this one
Fallen on and crushed by a plastered Hegseth on St Patrick’s Day?😂😂😂

[Aviation Pro]

6. He's dead to me

The rest is just a technicality.

[NNadir]

7. Killed when trapped in a burning cybertruck on the White House lawn.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Melaaaannnniaaahhh calls to tell Donaaaald she wishes he were there.

She was walking through the cemetery.

[twodogsbarking]

9. Ten million Killer Bees, attracted to orange.

[Marthe48]

10. existence canceled because he's orange?

mistaken for a Golden Calf and sacrificed to Baal?

Murdered by one of the criminals in his throne room?

[Harker]

11. Pressed his luck, got in a Tesla again?

[usonian]

12. Coke

Trump will meet his end when the presidential limo stops short and he ingests his diet Coke can, which cannot be dislodged.

More is posted here: LOTS MORE. Dec, 2024.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=19863580

And my 2025 fearless predictions. 1 through 4

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1016&pid=393780

[William Seger]

13. Caught avian flu from chickens that came home to roost?

Laughed to death watching State of the Union video of bobblehead Mike Johnson?

Elon's kid also moves fast and breaks things?

[malaise]

31. Laughing my ass off

Caught avian flu from chickens that came home to roost?😂😀😂

[SheltieLover]

14. Felled by raw big mac from cow infected with bird flu

Choked during hallucination of being captured & arrested by Elliott Ness?

Blew a gasket when he dropped his pacifier & nobody was there to stuff it back in his pie hole?

[whopis01]

15. One day closer. n/t

[birdographer]

16. My offering

A Poem
by me

Every morning
Whilst in the bed
I check my phone
To see if he’s dead

Alas, he’s not
He’s still around
I pray that soon
He’ll be in the ground.

[niyad]

17. I do like this Thank you!

[SheltieLover]

24. Lovely!

And sums up our sentiments quite nicely.

Ty for sharing!

[malaise]

32. Love it

😂😀

[niyad]

18. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Dear Universe, an early Oestara/Equinox present would be MOST appreciated. We really cannot wait until my birthday!

[BigmanPigman]

19. He is not human so he will live forever....the Antichrist

I think we need the exorcist to pay Mar A Lago visit.

[surfered]

20. The self driving Tesla he was riding in crashed into a Semi.

[hlthe2b]

21. ...

[SocialDemocrat61]

22. He died a year ago

[SheltieLover]

25. ...

Good one!

[dreamland]

23. Overdosed on Ketamine

[republianmushroom]

26. Not yet, damn it.

[58Sunliner]

27. Hit his head bending over for Putin?

Holy water made him fry?

[Lefta Dissenter]

29. Some days, Orrex...

some days, your daily thread and debm55's threads are about the only ones I can bear to open. They each bring me comfort in these anxiety-ridden times.

Keep up the good work!

[Orrex]

33. Thanks for the encouragement!

Posting them is a form of daily catharsis for me as well!

[Initech]

34. Took a joyride in a Cybertruck?

[Blue Owl]

35. By whatever means necessary

Just die already you motherfucking sack of Putin’s shit