Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Run over in the car dealership formerly known as the White House Lawn?

Murdered not by Hitler but by public sector workers?

Fatally checkmated by Schumer's 4D gambit?

[ornotna]

1. Only in my dreams

Unfortunately.

[William Seger]

2. Donnie Jr thought HE would be king now?

Melania thought a Barron would be next in line?

Went out to watch the lunar eclipse, didn't want to look foolish this time so he put on sunglasses, fell down the stairs?

[SheltieLover]

3. Went hunting with darth?

Junior mistook him for a large, endangered species & shot him?

Overcome by smoke & flames in the dumpster fire that is his so-called presidency?

Heart attack when founding fathers visited him to warn him?

[PunkinPi]

4. Joan Baez asks the same...

[BComplex]

23. One of my all time favorites!

Joan Baez is smart, talented, beautiful and all around amazing. Glad to know she'll be celebrating with the rest of us when the day finally arrives!

[sop]

5. Maybe he'll eat too much Pi

It is Happy Pi Day...

[malaise]

6. Not yet but the judges sure are raising his blood pressure

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/federal-judges-order-trump-to-rehire-thousands-of-fired-probationary-federal-employees-234392133708

[True Blue American]

15. With Musk bleeding money, crying

In the White WH so Trump would put a car lot in the driveway of the WH , now JD being booed at the Kennedy I bet his bowels are acting up worse than ever!

[malaise]

28. All good

Sweet
Rec

[617Blue]

7. No Schumer is still with us.

[JMCKUSICK]

9. Lol

[twodogsbarking]

8. Melllaaaaanniaaah was making him toast while he was playing with his rubber sharkies in the bath tub.

The toaster fell in the tub, by accident She called 911 and the operator asked if he was dead. She said, I will check,. The operator heard a gunshot and Melllannnniaaaahhh retuned to the phone and said "Yes, he is dead". Electrocuted while playing with sharks. Happy Pi day, the end. And for Orrex

[True Blue American]

16. 1️⃣🥴❤️‍🩹🇱🇷🎼👏🌺☮️👍

[surfered]

10. Visits Moscow and falls out a window

[kerouac2]

11. Tomorrow is March 15th so maybe history repeats itself...

See: ides of March

[niyad]

19. What a lovely thought! Thank you!

[mahina]

12. Squished by the gravity of the black hole that his soul fled to?

[chouchou]

13. Yes..Brain dead. ....but most people (on the far-right) wouldn't know the difference.

[IronLionZion]

14. His own heart can't take any more and gives up

[niyad]

18. You think he has one?

[IronLionZion]

20. Something is keeping that guy going much longer than he deserves

[niyad]

21. True. Some evil machine?

[IronLionZion]

24. Maybe evil preserves these people. Driven by their hatred. Like Michael Myers in the Halloween movies.

[WestMichRad]

26. It must be...

The Darth Cheney zombie gene.

[niyad]

17. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

I jusst want to thank you, and all the other amazingly inventive and creative people here, who start my day with a smile, even though he is not yet gone.

[SheltieLover]

31. ...

Soon 🥂

[niyad]

32. Yes, please!!!

[SheltieLover]

33. Hope springs eternal...

🤞🤞🤞🥂

[samnsara]

22. burning up in a fiery plane crash

..smashed smeared vaporized I DONT CARE just get rid of him...

[NNadir]

25. Killed by one of RFK Jrs starving Brain worms on a rampage trying to find a brain to eat?

[mwb970]

27. PLEASE! SOON!

[ChazInAz]

29. Like Herod The Great.

Devoured from within by worms.

[Blue Owl]

30. Don't care how as long as it's painful and full of suffering

And fucking SOON!!!

[republianmushroom]

34. Not yet but hoping.

[hlthe2b]

35. ahh.. late today...