is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by palette of $100B in bribe money delivered by the President?

Shocked to see his master race beaten by Jesse Owens?

Mauled by famished bomb-sniffing dogs?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Brain explodes from a TV remote, inoperable due to a dead battery.

[surfered]

2. The idiot visits the Senate today on the Ides of March

[Blue Full Moon]

17. Good one, et tu Graham.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Sic semper tyrannis

here's to a productive Ides, for all who celebrate.

[redwitch]

4. Someday you will ask and the answer will be

YES! And there will be champagne and dancing!

[SergeStorms]

20. "Someday."

Meanwhile, everyone's life circles the toilet bowl of Trump's mind, waiting for the final plunge into this once-great country's cesspool of Trump's soul. Good times.

No animosity directed toward you, redwitch. I'm just so tired of waiting! 😉

[malaise]

21. DU will crash temporarily on that day

Celebrations will be worldwide 😀😀😀

[CrispyQ]

34. There will be a run on champagne & all other spirits!

Sick calls galore the next day.

[niyad]

35. Beat the rush. Buy your bubbly now, and keep it chilled and ready.

[William Seger]

5. Ripped to shreds by Wall Street bears?

Eric tried to climb on his shoulders?

Didn't read the directions, thought you were supposed to drink Rogaine?

[CrispyQ]

37. The bears we chics hang out with want to join the fun. -nt

[sop]

6. No, he hasn't used his new Tesla's "Full Self-Driving" mode in South Florida traffic yet.

[malaise]

7. No and I checked

But after that attack on law and order yesterday, he has way more enemies than supporters.
Thankfully he’s digging his own grave.

[speak easy]

8. Toxic shock after he shoved the CR into his diaper.

[SheltieLover]

9. Didn't heed the beware the Ides of March precaution?

Stampeeded by angry veterans?

Heart gave out running from angry voters?

fELON's crappy cars encircling WH engulfed him in flamez?

AF1 mechanic threw a monkeywrench into the works?


So many possibilities. Hope springs eternal.

[FakeNoose]

19. You never know ... "Brutus" may make an appearance sometime today

[SergeStorms]

24. Vance, tired of waiting.

Theil promised me!

[SheltieLover]

26. Yup

[SheltieLover]

25. It could happen for sure.

[keepthemhonestO]

30. I can't wait

I told my mom and sister yesterday, that we're all going to celebrate I'm going to come to New York to see them. I'm going to bring my daughter and my husband and the five of us are going to celebrate.

Ding dong the wicked witch is dead

[SheltieLover]

32. The whole free world shares in our hope

And the celebrations will be epic!

Hold the vision!

[niyad]

36. Please do not insult witches that way. We have nothing to do with

the orange monster.

[keepthemhonestO]

43. Haha

[niyad]

45. Practicing witches are not amused, and there are quite a number of them

here on DU.

[keepthemhonestO]

46. We

We need these witches to do their best to Trump.

[twodogsbarking]

10. MTG hadn't eaten in a month and devoured him whole.

[TNNurse]

11. It is the Ides of March,

there could be knives and an attack by several of his people.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. However, it is early.

Beware the Ides of March!

[SheltieLover]

13. Here's hoping...

🤞🤞🤞🥂

[keepthemhonestO]

14. Anyone else

Anybody else look at their tube of toothpaste and think maybe when this one's empty you'll be gone?
Maybe when this shampoo is emptied out , he'll be gone or done?
Maybe when this coffee bag is emptied out he'll be gone or done?
Am I the only one?

[niyad]

15. No, but I do check in with DU frequently throughout every day, hoping for

screaming headlines, and a message from EarlG about heavy traffic!

[birdographer]

18. Me too

I check the phone news app when I wake up, and then back here throughout the day.

No joy yet.

[SheltieLover]

27. Same here!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Joinfortmill]

16. No, dammit. He's still breathing our shared air.

[CaptainTruth]

23. Stabbed with pitchforks by angry farmers?

[SheltieLover]

28. This prompted a vision of tfg flying around like a balloon with air let out.

[twodogsbarking]

29. Out of control chain saw.

[LW1977]

31. Ate Rasputin's cake

[CrispyQ]

33. Starving dogs wouldn't touch him.

Today please, universe. 🙏🏼

[Blue Owl]

38. Feet first into a tree shredder

[republianmushroom]

39. Not yet, I'm sorry to say. But the day is not over.

Still waiting for my Voo Doo doll.

[GopherGal]

40. Shhhhh - Missing third Big Bear Eaglet is Still in Training...

The Resistance Cell in Big Bear Valley California has enlisted a young eaglet:

As you may recall, a past Eagle Recruit had a near- miss several years ago. Resistance now-Staff Sergeant Uncle Sam is secretly supervising training for the youngling.
[link:

]

[Dem4life1234]

41. Looked like he had a fresh paint job

Presidency is supposed to age people, but I guess when you lack a soul, it doesn't. He's happy he is not in prison.

[no_hypocrisy]

42. Remembering how good it was when McCarthy croaked:

[alarimer]

44. I'm afraid he's like a cockroach

We all want him gone but he might live as long as Kissinger.