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xchrom

(108,903 posts) Sun Jan 22, 2012, 12:48 PM Jan 2012

Newt 2012 sticker: "America is my wife now"

http://boingboing.net/2012/01/22/newt-2012-sticker-america-i.html

Inspired by a Warren Ellis tweet, Robert made this fitting Newt bumper-sticker.

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Newt 2012 sticker: "America is my wife now" (Original Post) xchrom Jan 2012 OP

So what happens when America is lying in a hospital bed? backscatter712 Jan 2012 #1

Isn't it already? DeathToTheOil Jan 2012 #14

Newt 2012: Tired of screwing her, wants to screw US JoePhilly Jan 2012 #2

and Freddy Mac is his brother (with the same mother) Rosa Luxemburg Jan 2012 #3

disclaimer: "Newt reserves the right to leave America... alterfurz Jan 2012 #4

That's a low, insulting, unproductive photo shop, and it's not going to help our cause. lindysalsagal Jan 2012 #15

LMAO lpbk2713 Jan 2012 #5

"Hello Dave? Is this Dave? ... You're MY WIFE NOW!" nt Poll_Blind Jan 2012 #6

"And the 1% is my mistress. It deeply offends me that you ask about my personal life!" think Jan 2012 #7

So, how would that open marriage work? Generic Brad Jan 2012 #8

Wife, mistress, hooker, hook-up -- Does he even know the difference? RC Jan 2012 #9

If elected, how long before he cheats on us with Canada or Mexico or The Bahamas? Denninmi Jan 2012 #10

Ha, hadn't seen that video in a while guitar man Jan 2012 #11

Posted to my FB friends Generic Other Jan 2012 #12

'Help Callista become the Third lady' Ichingcarpenter Jan 2012 #13

Well, if you're my husband now, Newt, lindysalsagal Jan 2012 #16

backscatter712

(26,357 posts)

1. So what happens when America is lying in a hospital bed?

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 12:49 PM

Jan 2012

Yeah, sure we can trust Ever Faithful Newt...

DeathToTheOil

(1,124 posts)

14. Isn't it already?

Reply to backscatter712 (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 02:04 PM

Jan 2012

And aren't people cheering on Republicans who want to pull the country's plug?

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)

2. Newt 2012: Tired of screwing her, wants to screw US

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 12:50 PM

Jan 2012

Rosa Luxemburg

(28,627 posts)

3. and Freddy Mac is his brother (with the same mother)

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 12:50 PM

Jan 2012

good bumper sticker!

alterfurz

(2,682 posts)

4. disclaimer: "Newt reserves the right to leave America...

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 12:53 PM

Jan 2012

...for a younger, prettier, blonder country." (Andy Borowitz)

lindysalsagal

(22,997 posts)

15. That's a low, insulting, unproductive photo shop, and it's not going to help our cause.

Reply to alterfurz (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 02:24 PM

Jan 2012

Do another one!

lpbk2713

(43,299 posts)

5. LMAO

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 12:57 PM

Jan 2012

"And I'll be cheating on her every time when no one is looking"

Poll_Blind

(23,864 posts)

6. "Hello Dave? Is this Dave? ... You're MY WIFE NOW!" nt

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 12:58 PM

Jan 2012

think

(11,641 posts)

7. "And the 1% is my mistress. It deeply offends me that you ask about my personal life!"

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 01:00 PM

Jan 2012

Generic Brad

(14,374 posts)

8. So, how would that open marriage work?

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 01:01 PM

Jan 2012

Would China or some other country be his mistress while he is the husband of the USA?

RC

(25,592 posts)

9. Wife, mistress, hooker, hook-up -- Does he even know the difference?

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 01:14 PM

Jan 2012

Denninmi

(6,581 posts)

10. If elected, how long before he cheats on us with Canada or Mexico or The Bahamas?

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 01:22 PM

Jan 2012

I give it six months, and he'll be up in Ottawa on weekends, trying to convene Parliament and set up meetings with the Governor General. Oh, sure, he'll deny it at first, but we'll all know what he's doing.

Cue the Carrie Underwood music and take a clue pill, America:

guitar man

(15,996 posts)

11. Ha, hadn't seen that video in a while

Reply to Denninmi (Reply #10)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 01:42 PM

Jan 2012

The actor playing the cheater in that video is my cousin Tabb

Generic Other

(29,082 posts)

12. Posted to my FB friends

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 01:52 PM

Jan 2012

So perfect.

Ichingcarpenter

(36,988 posts)

13. 'Help Callista become the Third lady'

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 01:55 PM

Jan 2012

and do the Newtie.

lindysalsagal

(22,997 posts)

16. Well, if you're my husband now, Newt,

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 02:26 PM

Jan 2012

My lawyer's got a nice piece of paper for you to sign, but it's gonna cost you this time!

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