Superduck Gay Threat. (I just post em, folks)

[graywarrior]

[Autumn]

1. I for one, can't wait to welcome our Superduck Gay Overlords

I am certain that they will be more compassionate than our current overlords in the Congress and the Senate.

[Ken Burch]

20. "If you want to imagine the fufure, think of orange sauce glazing a human face-forever".

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(Damn, they took my cool image away).

[Autumn]

21. I bet orange sauce is good for the skin

and it tastes good too. I like it on carrots.

[awoke_in_2003]

36. Well played. nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. I welcome our new super duck overlords

[Autumn]

3. I had a pair of male ducks that seemed to be bonded

one was killed by a neighbors dog. The other one died about a month later. They were the coolest animals I have ever owned, so much fun.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. My male conure and make cockatiel were bonded

He has not gotten over it but now he's gotten bonded to me, instead of the sun conure...she and him could have chicks with him, so I am fine with it.

[graywarrior]

4. I know for a fact that ducks have a kinky duct tape fetish

Straight, gay....doesn't matter. They dig it.

[Autumn]

5. I miss that duck

he always brought a smile to my face. You should bring him back with honors. At this point our Country needs him.

[graywarrior]

8. Qwak

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[Autumn]

10. Now that is an Overlord that I can support

in fact a shrine should be built in his honor so that he may be worshiped as he deserves. Thank you.

[nadinbrzezinski]

13. Second the bring that duck back

DU institution...or 'thing!

[graywarrior]

15. Could you repeat that?

[nadinbrzezinski]

16. Slowly now

I second bringing that duck back. He is a DU institution.

[lob1]

59. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...

[shireen]

49. yes, a DU institution indeed

i was devastated when the duck disappeared, not even a fleck of duct tape left behind ....

[awoke_in_2003]

39. "Tape them from orbit...

is is the only way to be sure" ... That they don't get us in the end.

[shireen]

46. just like old times!

Welcome back duct tape duck.

[graywarrior]

52. !

[Surya Gayatri]

50. No! AFLAAAAACK! He's been moonlighting in those crazy TV commercials...

trying to make it in the big-time since you fired him as your avatar. A duck's gotta do what a duck's gotta do.

[graywarrior]

54. .

[csziggy]

67. Here he is with the competition!

[graywarrior]

68. And the beak?

Fucking hardcore!

[Surya Gayatri]

70. Now, that is FUNNY.....Bwaahaaaa!

[cliffordu]

71. BRING BACK THE DUCK!!!!!

DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK!!!!

[freshwest]

6. No reptilian overlords? We're lucky. Ducks aren't carnivores. The previous threat was scary.

An example of homeschooling gone awry.

Check this, nadin, tell me what you think:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101786661

My assumption was she is a space alien, but, you never know these days...

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. Oh that is a classic.

[graywarrior]

19. No, the one after that

But never mind, I had the duck translate.

[freshwest]

23. Well...

[shireen]

55. LOL!

oh, i needed a good LOL! so bad!

[dogknob]

7. The Duck of Death approves of this post.

[awoke_in_2003]

41. The duck I says. nt

[L0oniX]

9. Daffy 2016.

[freshwest]

11. This story needs to go viral! Send it to every wingnut you know!

[graywarrior]

17. Ruh roh

Or as a duckwould say, qwak qwak.

[Marrah_G]

18. ...............

[jtuck004]

22. Could just move the "Duck Crossing" sign.

[underpants]

24. Why do I sense that this is a marketing scheme by Phil Knight?

[graywarrior]

27. Why does that duck have a hat, gloves and a shirt but no UNDERPANTS?!

[Autumn]

28. So the yellow stains don't show up

That's another one I miss

[graywarrior]

31. We call em skivvies

[underpants]

38. Ducks notoriously don't wear underpants

They are like the Lindsey Lohan of cartoon characters...that and pigs. I am stopping now.

[graywarrior]

47. Lohan = duck lips = duck = underpants = Lohan

I get it.

[jmowreader]

62. Because he needs no underpants

This is because he has no penis.

[graywarrior]

64. WHAT?

[jmowreader]

66. Yeah, look close.

He has no children. Huey, Dewey and Louie are his nephews, not his sons.

His romantic affairs don't go any farther than emotionless kisses on the end of the bill. His temper has a LOT to do with this, but it's not the only thing.

He never has any telltale little bumps down there.

And he was born in 1934, when Hollywood was in the throes of the Hays Code--which would have not allowed penis-equipped ducks to walk around without pants.

He's dickless. Sorry to despoil your childhood fantasies.

[graywarrior]

69. Got a link?

[xmas74]

25. Somebody send this to the execs at the SyFy channel!

This would be an incredible Saturday night movie! I know I'd watch it. I already have casting planned in my head.

[gkhouston]

37. Thread win!! n/t

[xmas74]

40. This plot with former 80's child stars=

one hell of a SyFy channel movie.

[nadine_mn]

63. Sat SyFy is my guilty pleasure

John Schneider would have to play the father figure

[xmas74]

82. dukes of hazard mini reunion!

I can picture it now. And we know John is available-he already appears in so many as it is!
The Duke boys take on evolutionary superior super gay ducks. Wow!

[Scootaloo]

26. Well you know, if you can't beat them...

[Kalidurga]

29. "I don't want my children to compete with ducks...

I want them to evolve further than I have." Well isn't that special so do we Jasmine.

[graywarrior]

32. Her feet are webbed

[malaise]

30. And they published this BS

[graywarrior]

33. And I post it!

Go figure. Someone has to lead the way.

[malaise]

77. LOL

[Politicub]

34. I, for one, welcome our new gay superduck overlords

[gkhouston]

35. I'd say ducks have already evolved beyond this particular individual.

[Jim Lane]

48. My thought exactly. You beat me to the post by 10 minutes. (n/t)

[quakerboy]

42. So much there

1: Ducks will only get me in the end if they also have homosexuals.
2: My understanding is that ducks on a semiregular basis get horny and start raping each other, sometimes to death, without regard to the gender of the raped duck.

So, Unlike the first response, I do not care to welcome our duck overlords. I will fight them to the end. Gun control or no, I will find a way.

Also, there is no rational pattern that leads to the supposed conclusion of the alleged 14 year old. Someone needs a few more years of school. And some basic logic training.

[chollybocker]

43. How do you get down from a duck?

HA!

You don't.

You get down from an elephant.

But you GO DOWN ON a duck.

Now it all makes sense.

[graywarrior]

51. Pow! Warp speed! They are gone!

[FreeBC]

44. C'mon! Nobody has posted this yet???!!!!

Garfunkel and Oates, Sex with Ducks:

[awoke_in_2003]

45. Shoot them in the face...

so their beaks spin around their heads
http://m.

[graywarrior]

58. Which one?

[Liberalagogo]

53. It's real, I tells ya!!!!

[Jackpine Radical]

56. Queer Duck

(Just get past the stupid drug commercial)

[Behind the Aegis]

74. Oh my gay stars!

I am glad someone else remembered this short. I was going to post it (same one as a matter of fact).

[Jackpine Radical]

81. Whatever happened to arwalden?

[shireen]

57. awww, thanks graywarrior

we really needed a daffy thread like this. Nothing like some silly silliness to lighten our spirits.

[BainsBane]

60. suck a duck

Yeah, all your sickness I can suck it up
Throw it all at me I can shrug it off
There's one thing baby that I don't understand
You keep on telling me I ain't your kind of man

[link:|

[graywarrior]

61. That's kinda pervy

I like.

[jmowreader]

65. I'm not really worried about the superduck gay threat

I'm much more worried about the New Zealand homeschooler crack epidemic.

[eppur_se_muova]

73. Begin the Gay Duck Aversion Therapy !

Oops, try to ignore that one -- may be ambiguous.





I googled "sexy duck" so you don't have to. Trust me on this.

[Behind the Aegis]

75. "Oh course you know; this means war!"

[Systematic Chaos]

76. Gay superducks make some mean fucking mac & cheese.

Trufax!!

[HappyMe]

78. lol!

She doesn't want her children to compete with the ducks?! I would put my money on the superducks, rather than her kids.

We should welcome our Gay Superducks.

[LibertyLover]

79. Oh myyyyy!

To be heard in George Takei's voice.

[graywarrior]

80. This thread is proof that we're all ducking crazy