Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Found to be living inside a black hole and left there?

Keeled over after "winning" a golf "tournament?"

Strained himself during an unhinged bout of executive overreach?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Ulcerated abdomen from Diet Coke

[William Seger]

2. Caught Swine flu from kissing Putin's ass?

He let Melania drive his new "Tesler"; she claims it was in self-driving mode when it ran over him?

Went to Dr. Oz to treat a hangnail; died on the operating table?

[JanLip]

19. "Caught Swine flu from kissing Putin's ass?"

This gave me a much needed chuckle this AM. Thank you

Jan

[MiHale]

3. Not yet...I heard that they're working on it...please hurry.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Lacerated by ketchup bottle shard

[twodogsbarking]

5. Melaaaaaahhhhhhnia's hair turns to snakes and she looks at the orange blob and he turns into stone.

It's what she does.

[sop]

6. No, Trump wasn't shot by guards when he broke into the National Archives to steal the Declaration of Independence.

It was just a copy, so armed security let Trump take it, thinking it was the real thing.

[FSogol]

7. Stuck in fiery Telsa with unbreakable windows. Did not read owner's manual to find door release.

[surfered]

8. Argues with pilot of Air Force One, takes the controls, crew bails out.

[malaise]

9. No but given the joy I will experience when that news breaks

I hope he plays golf in Florida every day in July 😀

Florida experiences more lightning strikes than any other state, and the worst month for lightning deaths is July.

[Dulcinea]

20. Like this?

[malaise]

21. Please please please

😀😀😂

[LymphocyteLover]

10. Died of terminal diarrhea of the mouth?

[hlthe2b]

11. ...

sadly...

[Marthe48]

12. His face is frozen into an ugly scowl

Like he's having a stare down with the Grim Reaper.

Seriously, does he have more than that sour expression, ever? He looks like an old man who crapped his pants. Oh, never mind.

[Harker]

13. I finally achieved the ability to wish him into the cornfield...

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or to the floor of The Gulf of Mexico?

Or both?

[txwhitedove]

14. Nooooo, yet another day. An apoplectic fit when another judge tells him NO, is my hope.

.

[Joinfortmill]

15. Another day closer.

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Screamng rage when the good people in Colorado forced not one, but two, cancellations of the planned bannon/gqp Bund rally. .I mean, gala fundraiser!

[SheltieLover]

27. Love those 2 cancels!

...soon. 🥂

[electric_blue68]

31. Ooooo, I hadn't heard about the cancelations. Yay!

"Bund rallues". Heh

[sarchasm]

17. Tha last one ... (edit)

Strained himself during an unhinged bout of executive flatulence?

[Rebl2]

18. I wake up

everyday thinking what kind of asshole crap has he done overnight.

[malaise]

22. I love this thread

Every effin day. 😀

[republianmushroom]

30. Agree, every day.

[bdamomma]

23. Had an

unsteady moment on his feet on Air Force One, and collapsed ( I wish).

[niyad]

25. And fell out of the plane.

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[bdamomma]

33. ................

[NNadir]

24. Killed by radiation exposure from stolen weapons grade plutonium because...

...of firing the nuclear security staff?

[niyad]

26. Yes!!!

[SheltieLover]

28. Fell out open door on Marine One?

Infected with ebola from little booger boy's snots?

Laughed off the world stage?


Hope springs eternal.

[republianmushroom]

29. Not yet but the day is still young and there is hope and prays.

[Blue Owl]

32. Something so painful and grisly it hasn't been thought of yet

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. For this thread

[Tribetime]

35. I just.Have the feeling he will not make it four years

Whether it's death or something else.I just foresee in my mind something happening to him

[LetMyPeopleVote]

36. There's always tomorrow......

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