Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by plummeting Tesla stock?

Tripped and fell while fleeing a home in Alexandria VA?

Stampeded by the elephant in the room?

[Blue Full Moon]

1. Finally stroked out having a baby hissy fit.

[The Madcap]

2. No, but he looks worse with every week.

Hair thinning and getting whiter. Mysterious blotches under the eyes (when not covered by the Orange paste). Bruises on the hand. Wild eyes. Grossly overweight.

The Reaper is drooling in anticipation, apparently.

[niyad]

16. The Reaper apparently needs a GPS upgrade.

[Emile]

3. Crushed by plummeting Tesla stock. LOL good one!

[Joinfortmill]

4. No, not yet. Universe, please, we need a bolt of lightening to strike his rotting brain.

[William Seger]

5. Mike Pence organized a "Stop the Steal, Hang Donald Trump" rally?

Learned the hard way what the FDA does?

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune finally took that motherfucker out?

[GopherGal]

31. Not "rally". You mean "day of love", methinks

[sop]

6. No, but after Elon tells ICE Trump's back is covered with Tren de Aragua tats...

[malaise]

7. No people are sure getting angry

[surfered]

9. Mistakenly offered Kid Rock a Bud Light.

[hlthe2b]

10. ...

[malaise]

13. Too good

😂

[Diamond_Dog]

11. Riding in a Cybertruck that exploded?

[GopherGal]

32. When struck by Space-X debris?

[SheltieLover]

12. Attacked by angry tesla investors?

Trampled by wild-eyed magats stampeeding?

Succumbed to e-coli from hamburder not inspected?

Contracted measles & smothered under the thick orange paste used to attempt coverup?

Ingested raw milk & succumbed to bird flu?

Hope springs eternal...

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Visited by the ghost of Jessica Aber?

[twodogsbarking]

15. Fell down the stairs of the Washington Monument.

Y'all ever walk to the top? Are you still allowed to use the stairs?

[William769]

17. Ran over by a golf cart in the Villages?

[Wicked Blue]

18. Tripped in the Rose Garden and got impaled by giant thorns

[SheltieLover]

20. Sadly, Natasha, aka Malaria, had Jackie's rose garden removed

During tsf 1.

Now they're planning to have concrete poured over the area.

Gee, you don't suopose pootin is vehemently jealous of JFK's legacy, do you?

[Wicked Blue]

21. I thought President and Mrs. Biden had restored it

back during our Golden Age of decent government

[SheltieLover]

22. I thought they would, but I never saw any articles about it.

Slobby's atracks on JFK's family are really disturbing.

[fargone]

23. The concrete slab will make a bigger Tesla lot for unsold vehicles

[SheltieLover]

24. Tesla will likely need all the parking spaces they can con out of people

[bluestarone]

19. No (sadly)

Maybe Gods Heart Attack machine is on the blink?

[MontanaMama]

25. May the cholesterol lining his arteries

finally bust loose and give us the ending we all hope for. 🙏

[C_U_L8R]

26. No better day than today.

[Dem4life1970]

27. I love when you post this! Not gonna lie lol....

[republianmushroom]

28. Truth, he has been dead for some time,

just the body hasn't stopped working, but, we are a day closer.

[Grim Chieftain]

29. Good people are dropping dead

all around us, and this toxic orange turd is still above ground and wrecking lives and our democracy. I guess evil really does live forever.

[Blue Owl]

30. Decapitated by a flying cybertruck panel

[LetMyPeopleVote]

33. One can keep hoping

[B.See]

34. yeah... I'm thinking

maybe they'll conjure up an equally unreasonable fascimili... a double (that they prolly already have waiting in the wings), telling those of us with an eye for truth instead of bullshit that our eyes are lyin', and "this is the same guy. Really!" their Antichrist all resurrected and s----.

Nahhh. Just having a go at it, of course. Nothing so absurdly bizarre could ever really happen in America, could it?

[SheltieLover]

35. Bazinga! You win today's thread!