How should Greenland honor Usha Vance's visit?

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26 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Offer her a yellow snowcone at the Avannaata Qimussersu
	1 (4%)
	Find out if she wants an asylum application before she's deported to El Salvador
	19 (73%)
	Give her several copies of the Nuremberg Principles to share with Donnie and JD
	3 (12%)
	See if she's willing to sell Manhattan to Greenland for a few glass beads and trinkets
	1 (4%)
	Suggest she switch to the Revolutionary Communist Party while she still has the chance
	0 (0%)
	Let her know Greenland has paper towels so she doesn't need to throw any at the residents
	0 (0%)
	Apologize for having no McDonald's in Iceland and ask if she'd like a Heimsborgari from Metro
	0 (0%)
	Other
	2 (8%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[mwmisses4289]

1. Not let her set foot on the island at all?

[brush]

2. Let her know we don't welcome thinly veiled extortion.

[Girard442]

3. When her plane arrives, don't answer the radio calls and arrest everyone if the plane lands without clearance.

[Submariner]

5. Pagginneq is the Greenland word for FIGHT

Give her a pair of Gold Mukluks with the words PAGGINNEQ. PAGGINNEQ PAGGINNEQ embossed on them.

like these gems.....

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[IcyPeas]

6. Google translate for Greenlandish

Greenlandic, also known as Kalaallisut, is the official language of Greenland, a member of the Eskimo-Aleut language family, and closely related to other Inuit languages spoken in Alaska and Canada.