If you give White House faith adviser Paula White $1,000 before Easter, she promises that ...

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Same is true if you give me a grand, FYI.

March 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM

Same is true if you give me a grand, FYI.

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If you give White House faith adviser Paula White $1,000 before Easter, she promises that you will receive "seven supernatural blessings.": "God will assign an angel to you ... He'll give you prosperity. He'll take sickness away from you. He will give you long life."

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March 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM

If you give White House faith adviser Paula White ,000 before Easter, she promises that you will receive "seven supernatural blessings.": "God will assign an angel to you ... He'll give you prosperity. He'll take sickness away from you. He will give you long life."

— Right Wing Watch (@rightwingwatch.bsky.social) 2025-03-24T14:20:23.036Z

[BoRaGard]

1. If one of G.O.P. blessings is a 'Plenary Indulgence'

then she's going to get sued by the Catholics for ripping off their fav medieval scam.

[surfered]

2. God is omnipresent, omnipotent, and all knowing, but just not very good with money.

George Carlin

[democrank]

3. The check is in the mail, Paula White, Trump Faith Advisor

No, really. I sent $1001, just to be sure.

[Passages]

4. The grift is so obvious, you can't say she hides it.

The Easter Bunny is real too.

[cbabe]

5. First give me the prosperity and I'll split it with you. Ok?

[marble falls]

6. She's building her dungeon in hell. For those who don't bluesky ...

?si=dQuaJkN3XjeJOnMr

[jmowreader]

7. On the other hand...

…a bottle of snake oil is $9.95 and works equally well..

[Coolgoober]

8. Really?

Is that all? You get all that for a grand? Sounds cheap. I mean real cheap. I mean real real real cheap. Do you think she would still take my money after Easter?

[House of Roberts]

9. How lovely it is that

'what can be asserted without evidence, can also be dismissed without evidence.' - Christopher Hitchens

Giving White $1000 only proves a fool and his money are soon parted.

Proverbs 17:16 - 'Of what use is money in the hand of a fool, since he has no intention of acquiring wisdom?'
This could apply to all of MAGA, but especially the lot ruining the country.

[sarisataka]

10. I can do it for $500

and if you send it before midnight tonight, you can sign up an additional friend for FREE! That's a total of 14 blessings and TWO angels for only $500!

BUT WAIT, there's more!

In addition, we will send you EACH one of these Stainless Steel Multi-Function Peeler and Julienne Slicer for only an additional $249.95 shipping and handling!


Blessings are limited so ORDER NOW!

[TheRickles]

11. Pitch perfect! I can practically hear this being said by Ron Popeil. :-)

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Why would anyone trust this scam artist?

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

13. Give me the seven supernatural blessings *first*

and if I'm satisfied with all of them I'll pay you the $1,000. But I might be satisfied with only a few of them, so we'll pro-rate the payment, OK? Each of them is worth $142.86, so let's take it from there. But I want to try them out first.

[Midnight Writer]

14. Sorry, Paula, but that thousand will go to my local pastor.

She's collecting funds for a boob job so she can make more money like you do.

[struggle4progress]

15. "Refurbished angels! Only $1000 each!"

[onethatcares]

16. just the other day

I was talking to Sasquatch and he said he'd do all that and more for free.

[MayReasonRule]

17. Bob Guarantees Eternal Salvation Or Triple Your Money Back! -- I Highly Recommend Bob!

Praise Bob!!

You'll PAY to know what you REALLY THINK!

You'll learn to relax in the safety of your own delusions while pulling the wool over your OWN eyes!

[Meowmee]

18. LOL... no thanks 😹😹

[MIButterfly]

19. Years ago, I went to a psychic who told me that I had a bad aura

and if I gave her $50.00, she would light a candle every night for seven days and pray to God to rid me of this bad aura.

This is practically the same thing.

And no, I didn’t give her $50.00. I figured I could light candles and pray for myself and save the 50 bucks. That was the last psychic I ever went to.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. 'Selling miracles on the side': Rachel Maddow calls out WH official's 'YouTube evangelism'

This lady is a fraud and a scam artist

Link to tweet

https://www.rawstory.com/rachel-maddow-2671549474

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow called attention to the head of President Donald Trump’s White House Faith Office, whom she flagged for continuing to peddle religious articles and other “supernatural blessings.”

“Are you feeling the itch to send this U.S. government employee, the head of the White House Faith Office, $1,000 or more? If so, congratulations, because that is how you get all this stuff, including the ‘special year of blessing’ and ‘a long life’ and ‘taking your sickness away’ for the low, low price of $1,000,” Maddow said sarcastically.

The primetime host opened her show Wednesday by highlighting the YouTube presence of Trump’s longtime spiritual adviser Pastor Paula White-Cain, who besides leading the White House Faith Office as senior adviser is still hawking religious offerings online......

Maddow concluded in a sarcastic tone that it was “nice to know that at least someone in the White House” was working on issues like “long life” and “take sickness away,” even “if they are charging for them.”

She then folded the MAGA pastor's miracle-selling ways to the Trump administration’s cut to USAID’s funding of global vaccinations.

“You may be able to buy those things by sending $1,000 to the head of the White House Faith Office, but know when you're doing so that the U.S. government itself will no longer be working toward those aims in the material world,” Maddow concluded.

[EarthFirst]

21. For $1000 I want to see Al Green give TSF one good whack upside the head with his cane...

…and the $1000 is going to Senator Sanders’ Oligarchy Tour.

Spare me the miracles.

[sakabatou]

22. Grifters gotta grift.