Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Run over by a Cybertruck

Driven by a drunk Secretary of Defense

On his way to a public discussion of war plans?

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Build Back Better has become Krasnov Destroys Everything!!!

[FSogol]

2. His security details leaked by incompetent Defense Secretary.

[AllyCat]

9. Came here to say this

[William Seger]

3. Begged Putin to please give up something in the ceasefire negotiations...

... Putin told him to drop dead?

Running away from any responsibility, he tripped over a truth on the ground?

Got the Kennedy Center to do a production of "Cats"; got mauled to death trying to grab a pussy?

[malaise]

4. Sadly no although

that signature on the document he knows nothing about is also more living proof of a pathological liar.

[surfered]

5. Satan called him home?

[twodogsbarking]

6. Swine flu.

[twodogsbarking]

7. It's been awhile.

[Marthe48]

8. Not today

The plan to lock him up were leaked and he let his body double double take the fall.

[GoYouPackersGo]

10. ...while texting those war plans to a group chat and driving at the same time

[benfranklin1776]

11. Immediately disappeared by the Signal app on his phone?

Crushed by his plummeting approval rating?

Decapitated by flying parts from a cyber truck spontaneously coming unglued?

Frenetic, kinetic bodily disassembly from snorting ketamine along with Adderall?

[SheltieLover]

12. Mistaken for a weather balloon & gutted by fleaon & his flunkies?

Died of alcohol poisoning after hog's breath said "hi."

Pummeled by adult children in his admin rushing to kiss his ass?

Hope springs eternal...

[hlthe2b]

13. ...

'Just waiting...

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

One of our allies' cleanup teams drew the short straw?

[samnsara]

15. choked on a burger and NO one helped him.....

[William769]

16. Drowned in a bottle of ketchup?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

17. .

[Joinfortmill]

18. To Damn Stupid To Die.

[North Shore Chicago]

19. Make him drink a gallon of castor oil

and put him in a barrel with a lid, he can drown in his own shit.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. We are all asking this question

Link to tweet

[dweller]

21. Good question

✌🏻

[Blue Owl]

22. Every day I read through this entire thread

And visualize that fat, vulgar piece of shit succumbing to every one of these deadly scenarios, and it brings me joy....

[Initech]

23. I know, right?

I've never hated a president or a leader as much as this vile scumbag, his criminal cabal, and his ass kissing lunatics in Congress, the Senate, and SCOTUS. All of it sucks.