Trump Mocked For Getting 'Weirder By the Day' After Calling Himself the 'Fertilization President'

[Peacetrain]

"Donald Trump touted himself as the “fertilization president” during a Women’s History Month celebration event at the White House on Wednesday.

During the event that had a number of female members of Congress in attendance, Trump spoke about his accomplishments specifically regarding fertilization. The Women’s History Month event was partially to announce the launch of a GOP Women’s Caucus headed by Rep. Kat Cammack.

“We’re gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too,” he said. “The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we’re talking about, it’s gonna be great. Fertilization. I’m still very proud of it, I don’t care. I’ll be known as the fertilization president and that’s okay.”

https://news.yahoo.com/news/entertainment/trump-mocked-getting-weirder-day-004738515.html
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No words..

[Ocelot II]

1. He's full of manure, so....

[Peacetrain]

3. I am just so stunned

I had to read it twice to make sure it was not some kind of humor piece.. stunned Ocelot.. just stunned

[Omnipresent]

14. No, he's the most capable President of being weird.

Trump can be both weird and insecure of which he wears on his sleeves!

[C_U_L8R]

2. Is that what he calls himself

when he forces his way into women's dressing rooms?

[Peacetrain]

6. That also!

[chicoescuela]

11. Exactly my first thought

What a dope

[magicarpet]

19. That is what trDUMP called himself when,...

.... laying down naked at Jeff Epstein's island resort while getting a full body massage.

I am the "Fertilization Stud" - soon to be the "Fertilization President".

[chicoescuela]

20. Yuck

[bdamomma]

52. Maybe

a full body massage too in Russia. He's such a filthy thing.

[Walleye]

4. How does this appeal to the millions of women in this country who are past childbearing age?

We don’t count we don’t exist as far as they are concerned. Women are only here to make babies for white men.

[Biophilic]

7. We are fucking disgusted by it and by him and the gop.

[Peacetrain]

10. You cannot make this stuff up

[travelingthrulife]

27. Or those who don't want to have babies. There are 8 billion people on this planet.

Plenty of people to go around.

[Walleye]

28. I'm a 76-year-old woman I chose not to have children, at this point I'm kind of glad of it considering the way things ar

[electric_blue68]

75. Just 72. Knew I didn't want kids before I was 10 yrs old. No Regrets....

I totally honor good moms, dad's, and others. 👍

I just knew it wasn't for me.

[Biophilic]

5. You're right, there are no words for that kind of garbage. The gop will forever own him.

[yonder]

8. "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too,"

His shit writes itself.

[Peacetrain]

12. I am going to have to go and get a cup of coffee and some Tylenol,,, I almost hate opening up

my laptop in the morning.. sheesh..

[John1956PA]

25. "D*** in a box" used to be a lampoon.

Trump is going to make it real.

[Texin]

43. "...going to make it real." Done been did. And it's been so for a very long time.

[Blue Full Moon]

9. Better as fertilizer

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220180533

[ms liberty]

13. Not weird - creepy.

[CrispyQ]

31. GOP presidents never get called on being creepy.

Remember this W quote:

“Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
― George W. Bush

WTF?!

[OMGWTF]

48. Rethuglicans have given us the worst presidents in history.

The last decent one was Eisenhower.

[Sea A Chell]

58. I remember that! Yuck! Nt

[CrispyQ]

61. Right? Yet it didn't even make a blip in the media. -nt

[Dulcinea]

70. So he's a sperm donor now?

Perish the thought.

[cornball 24]

15. He is a bag full of shit!

[sop]

16. Elon is the fertilization president.

[HoosierDebbie]

56. Exactly

I believe the official score is 13 to 5, and Elon is still going. I'm pretty sure T#%!* is done, though I guess there could be undisclosed offspring.

[multigraincracker]

17. Does this infer anything to do with birth control

and abortion?

[sop]

18. Trump's diseased brain was trying to form a thought about IVF.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

23. He's thinking of In-Vitro Fertilization, which he allows, though many conservatives naturally hate. . . . nt

[travelingthrulife]

29. They hate it until they need it to make their soldiers for Christ.

[damifino10]

21. L'll have to agree

He is Bat Shit crazy!

[IronLionZion]

22. Elon has 14 kids, so he's the real fertilization president

But yes, these family values guys have lots of kids with different women because the gays ruined marriage. Or something like that.

[twodogsbarking]

24. Manure is fertilizer. The Manure President. Nothing but shit.

[BattleRow]

55. The most effective fertilizer is well rotted manure.

Well....

[twodogsbarking]

63. I have spread it with a tractor and spreader. When the wind is in your face it is fine. When you turn around you

may get falling debris from above. Farming has many unpleasant tasks.

[BattleRow]

67. DOGE's dilemma...falling,well rotted manure and the methane enveloping the offal office.

[ButchMcMuffin]

26. WTHolyF!!

Does this chuck of shit thinks he's channeling Morrison?

"I am the Lizard King!"

[angrychair]

40. Well, to be fair

They were both high when they said it

[rurallib]

30. But he's got such a tiny applicator!

[PhilG]

32. Are you sure this wasn't on The Onion ?

[kimbutgar]

33. Ewwwwww

This makes me want to puke 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Ping Tung]

34. ".....goodies in the bag for women.." Lollipops? Dollies? Hair ribbons? Fluffy aprons?

Memo to Daddy Don: Most women aren't 6 years old.

[usonian]

35. It's a manure maneuver, an Executive Odor

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[no_hypocrisy]

36. Johnny Apple-Sperm

[homegirl]

46. So potent and fertile, I

am forced to ponder on how many abortions he has paid for....

[PortTack]

37. Sickening!

[Hotler]

38. Dick wad is more like it. nt

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

39. 🤡

[angrychair]

41. Hold on...

Is he claiming, in a roundabout way, that he created fertilization?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

42. trump's senility is getting more pronounced

[eppur_se_muova]

44. He's ten tons of "fertilizer" in a 5-lb bag. nt

[Rebl2]

45. He's

🤮 sick

[Vinca]

47. If he's talking manure, I couldn't agree more.

Although, to be fair, composted manure has much more value than Trump.

[CTyankee]

49. He never got over being outed as having a little mushroom dick by that porn star...remember that?

[markie]

50. not weird

really, really psychologically sick!

[PCIntern]

51. Yeah ......I cannot post what came into my brain

When I read that he said exactly that.

I would likely be banned or at least severely chastised

[bdamomma]

53. He hates

women "goodies in bags" what a SF he is. He took away Roe, such a bastard.

Maybe he wants to be like his muskrat friend fertilizing women with his limp appendage.

[Dave Bowman]

54. Yuck, what a filthy pig.

🤢

[MustLoveBeagles]

57. Gross 🤢

[Luciferous]

59. 🤮

[poli-junkie]

60. It's his clumsy way of telegraphing

what his Project 2025 has in store for women of reproductive age…

[joanbarnes]

62. False. Musk is the fertilization president.

[marble falls]

64. Another mispronunciation from Mango Jebus, he meant fertilizer king.

[GP6971]

66. That's certainly one way to look at it.

[Linda ladeewolf]

68. Well, when you think about it.

Trump is full of crap, and crap is a form of fertilizer, so he may be the king of crap or uh fertilizer. If trump is the king of fertilizer does that mean Leon is the prince of shit?

[alterfurz]

69. aka King Mierdas...

...everything he touches turns to 💩

[Emile]

71. He can't help it, God made him the "Master of Love"

Prayer vigil with Representative MTG and Representative Lauren Boebert starts at midnight in the Lincoln bedroom.

[sakabatou]

72. That's not weird, that's FUCKING DISGUSTING!

[The Roux Comes First]

73. I Believe "Manure" or "Offal" Are More Like the Words He Was Looking to Emblazon Himself With

[pat_k]

74. And here Elon thought he was the god of fertilization.

[3catwoman3]

76. I would ask WTF he even means by this...

...but I'm not sure I want to know.

[Emile]

77. Matchmaking Weekend to Repopulate the Earth next?