Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Put down due to bad leg?

Taken out in a preemptive strike by anonymous Vikings?

Disappeared in response to his doubleplusgood tariffs?

[True Dough]

1. Come on, anonymous Vikings

Just one more time for our sake!

[surfered]

10. I hope that's not the Viking Cruise we signed up for.

[True Dough]

13. surfered, I would suggest

that you don't forget to pack your chainmail body armor!

[surfered]

17. I was told to pack light?

[ChazInAz]

14. Nah, those are fun!

I was a little disappointed that rapine and pillage weren't involved in St. Petersburg.

[COL Mustard]

44. First rule of Vikings:

Plunder first, THEN burn!

[hlthe2b]

2. ...

[chicoescuela]

3. Keeping my fingers crossed that today's the day

[malaise]

4. No but

His leg is getting worse or as the late great Miss Lou would say wusser - I am hoping wusserer soon and very soon😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220189255

[NNadir]

30. If he had an embolic stroke from a clot in his leg traveling to his brain, people might not notice.

It's not like his brain is functional.

[malaise]

32. Then we need a bigger clot

for clarity or would it be absolute and final incoherence 😀😀

[birdographer]

5. Wait, let me check.

Nope. Phooey.

But the day is young. And he isn’t.

[lark]

6. Dies from chronic syphilis!

Yelling and screaming in pain every second, he dies slowly!

[Sharma Dreihund]

7. Burst into flames

in a limo
on a golf course
at a cabinet meeting

[surfered]

8. Collapsed after eating his 10,000th Big Mac with RFK, Jr recommended fries

[calimary]

39. As long as RFK, Jr goes out with him.

[SheltieLover]

9. Ides of March late to the party?

Leg collapsed getting out of golf cart, got stuck under cart & drug to the end of the course?

Mistaken for disabled person by Steven Mler's SS troops & sent off to a torture prison?

Accidentally vaporized in limo while visiting his boss, pootin?

Hope springs eternal...

[Joinfortmill]

11. Mini Stroke?

[SheltieLover]

29. Yes, but it would be the biggest, bestest stroke ever.

Literally!

[thomski64]

34. Lies about his many strokes..

..on golf course..

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. Slipped and hit his head

On a booger left by Musk's son X

[malaise]

49. Bwaaaaah!

😂😀😂

[paleotn]

15. Is there a Go Fund Me?

[SheltieLover]

23. ...

[ChazInAz]

16. May I humbly suggest...

Changing the title to " Why isn't he dead yet?"

[Sharma Dreihund]

18. Leonard Leo knows the end of this fury.

A successful Iranian-backed strike carried out due to OPSEC failures by Pete Hegseth.

[Yonnie3]

19. No, but I wish for an early rapture for him

He is truly religious and God fearing, right? Some of his cult certainly think so.

Oh crap, cue my nightmares of seeing his nude body rising up in the rapture. Those dreams are better than the alternative of his continuing presence here.

[Ishoutandscream2]

21. I laughed!

Why would I laugh at a nude Trump rising to the heavens? Yuck, but funny!

[rasputin1952]

24. THANKS!!!

THAT image is now burned into my brain.

Then again, if there is a hell, he'll be visiting daddy with open arms.

[thomski64]

35. ..tian followers stone him to death..

...for adultery...its in the Old
Testament somewhere..

[58Sunliner]

20. I'm beginning to fear that whatever foul entity animates him, upon his death, will move on to another host.

[C_U_L8R]

22. Stared at the solar eclipse too long

His head made a squishy 'pop' sound and that was that.

[OldBaldy1701E]

25. Although I can see the appeal, I hope not.

I want that spoiled little nepo-baby to suffer every humiliation possible for as long as possible. I want him sitting in a one room flat in a roach infested building and rage tweeting his existence away while having to scrounge for food like a stray animal.

I want him ridiculed and brought up before charges in every single nation that he has attempted to fuck with. I want him convicted and sent to some foreign prison before being expedited back to be left on the streets forgotten.

Too strong?

[Deuxcents]

33. No, not at all

[Kaleva]

42. He controls you

[OldBaldy1701E]

46. Well, if I were thinking about it all the time, maybe.

But, since I am paying very little attention to him and his regime, I would have to say 'not true'. I am paying attention to what people are doing in his and its name, though.

And, I don't like it. He needs to suffer the same thing he (via his goons) is inflicting on others.

[Kaleva]

47. Based on your previous post, I assumed you thought about him quite a bit.

[OldBaldy1701E]

48. Less 'him' and more 'them', I would say. (n/t)

[3auld6phart]

26. Ohh

PBalls another day of that orange slug..how much longer?. seems to be getting more dangerous and idiotic weird by the hour att least by the day.

[Ocelot II]

27. Alas, no - and if he was we'd know it without even checking the news.

At least if you lived in an urban area, you'd hear horns honking and singing and cheering before you even got out of bed. There will be an epic party.

[SheltieLover]

28. The entire world will be dancing in the streets

Well, except ruskies.

[Conjuay]

31. petted a polar bear in Greenland.

[thomski64]

36. ..Geheimnise Staats Polizei..

..forgot to check is golf cart for explosive device...

[Bluethroughu]

37. Wishing, and hoping, and thinking, and praying.

[dreamland]

38. Measles got him.

And only after a painful week.

[Moostache]

40. I was temporarily excited by this... n/t

[Oopsie Daisy]

41. Exploding limo?

Swallowed by a sofa bed or murphy bed?

[VGNonly]

43. Shattered a water glass

way too tightly with both hands.

[republianmushroom]

45. God must of been busy last night, my hopes and prays were not answer.

I'll try again tonight, just maybe. But we are a day closer to the big block party.