Rudy Giuliani ringing in the bell of a stock market crash is so incredibly on point.

[Tommy Carcetti]

Dare I say if it were all fiction, one might accuse the author of being too over the top and unrealistic.

Link to tweet

Anthony Zurcher @awzurcher

Newsmax team - and Rudy Giuliani - get to ring the opening bell on a day when Trump's tariffs crater the stock market.

10:23 AM · Apr 3, 2025

[louis-t]

1. And they're cheering.

[Irish_Dem]

2. Member of Trump's crime syndicate celebrates Trump's stock market crimes.

[underpants]

3. This is fertile begging territory for Rudy

[magicarpet]

4. Rudy come to the New York Stock Exchange to root

... on and celebrate the next financial crash + depression.

[stillcool]

5. huh? for real?

[Bev54]

6. I thought this was going to be a Borowitz article, LOL.

I wonder who set this up, the image is perfect, other than Trump himself ringing the bell.

[orangecrush]

7. Isn't it past his jail time?

[sinkingfeeling]

8. Apropos

[Deep State Witch]

9. Rudy In NYC?

Paging Letitia James.... he's at the NYSE building....

[bluesbassman]

10. JFC! That's like having the Grim Reaper handing a scalpel to your heart surgeon.

BTW, I thought he was dead?

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. He's been disbarred in more than one jurisdiction; has he paid his debts to the women he defamed yet?

It seems like he brings the NYSE into disrepute just by being there.

[Vinca]

12. You really can't make this stuff up. Did someone lend Rudy cab fare to the event?

[spanone]

13. fuck rudy

[Rebl2]

14. 🤬🙄

Disgusted

[PCIntern]

15. HE RANG THE BELL???!!!????

This truly is the Bizzarro World.

[wolfie001]

25. "Liberation Day"

Supposed to big a big, symbolic day of FREEDUMB

[mr715]

16. WTF

Who let him out of his coffin? Did he see his shadow? Do we have another 6 weeks until an insurrection?

[flashman13]

17. Headline: Loser opens loser!

[twodogsbarking]

18. He had to forfeit a forty year old car. How did he get there?

[twodogsbarking]

19. Next up to ring in prosperity, Mike Lindell.

Two creepy mfs.

[wolfie001]

24. I loved how the authorities apprehended him while he was at an Arby's

[niyad]

31. Actually, it was a Hardee's.

[wolfie001]

33. I just knew I was going to be corrected

Oh well, what's a little fib amongst allies. Arby's sounds better and I'm not changing it.

[niyad]

39. Well, they do sound somewhat similar, if one is not listening closely.

[wolfie001]

41. One must be ever so careful not to mix up junk food outlets that serve the same rubbish

Got it.

[niyad]

42. Well, I do not think I have ever seen a Hardee's, so not likely to get them confused.

[wolfie001]

45. We have a Roy Rogers nearby and I used to pick up the Gold Rush chix sandwich

Haven't been in one in over a decade. Hardee's was def an 1980s thing. Arby's are ubiquitous nationwide for being the one to only go to if there's no other choice. I pick up the curly fries and a coffee when getting new tires. True story

[niyad]

46. Roy Rogers??? I thought they went bankrupt ages ago?

Your tire place does not offer coffee and sweets in the waiting room?

[wolfie001]

47. About a half mile away from my front door

My realtor took me there when I was checking out my condo 15 years ago and he didn't even pay for my $5 meal. Prices were better back then. Cheers


* From Google Earth. That's not me by the truck. lol

[Jose Garcia]

20. Captain Joseph Hazelwood would have been if he were still alive

[niyad]

30. I was astounded when I read where he wound up, and it was NOT in prison!

[RainCaster]

21. Newsmax stock down over 11% today

The market really likes that fascist shit.

[hatrack]

28. After they lost 75% yesterday . . .

And no tears were shed.

[wolfie001]

34. Wall Street was just "Amazed" less than 48 hrs ago

Repukes reality is a crime scene melodrama 24/7/365.

[Gary 50]

22. "What's going on with rabid Rudy?"

"Monster of ineptitudy." John Lithgow

[Emile]

23. Dumbest lawyer opening the dumbest trade war ever.

Seems fitting. .

[Linda ladeewolf]

26. These tariffs, social security cuts, tax breaks for billionaires who don't need tax breaks,

It seems like he’s trying to crater the world’s economy, so the wealth hoarders can buy it all up, resources, land, housing and everything else.

[niyad]

40. Well, of course. fleon skum has actually stated it out loud.

[marble falls]

27. If only a MAGA company had built that little balconey. Who needs building codes and an engineering study.

[dchill]

29. Trump Administration Trolls Itself

[IronLionZion]

32. The senile smile of dementia

[krkaufman]

35. Newsmax

It does seem appropriate that Newsmax would be ringing the bell, as symbolic representation for all the Right Wing media/propaganda that brought us to this point.

[Dave Bowman]

36. He's still alive? I thought that cirrhosis got him.

[Figarosmom]

37. Yeah it is fitting. As is the "NEWSMAX"

Sign in back of them. It's all so incredibly surreal.

[Magoo48]

38. For whom does the bell toll?

[Meowmee]

43. Why are they smiling?

[Tickle]

44. Jesus, I thought he had

imploded a few years back