Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Killed by a cabal of panicking hedge fund managers?

Killed by a coalition of desperate coffee drinkers?

Killed by following Dr. Oz' quack medical advice?

[Emile]

1. I heard it was a hit and run on Wall Street.

[True Dough]

2. Yesterday it was penguins

Today it's ducks.

[malaise]

3. Not yet

but he could fall into a bunker this weekend

[Gordcanuck]

33. Agreed on the bunker, but he has escaped

his press conferences by delegating responses to
his press secretary, an ace at trashing U.S. allies
at home and abroad iwith ill-informed bombastic nonsense.
Never thought I’d miss Kellyann Conway, an angel of dissembly.

[malaise]

34. or this idiot 😀

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2025/apr/04/marine-le-pen-rally-paris-emmanuel-macron-france-europe-latest-updates-news

[Canada Kid]

4. Re: Is he dead yet??

Just between the ears! I cannot believe that ONE man can cause so much anarchy all over the world...and yet no one can seem to be able to stop him. There must be a thousand crimes and violations of laws and regulations that have been committed so far that could be used to stop him! So where are all those hotshot lawyers?

[bdamomma]

18. As Senator Schiff said

on the floor of the Senate, We all got to say LOUD AND CLEAR.

NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Meowmee]

37. R are the only ones now and they could have done it on the first two impeachments

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Smashed into a wall when riding in Elon's Tesla on autopilot

[twodogsbarking]

6. Attacked by Girl Scouts after stiffing them for cookies.

[surfered]

7. Attacked by angry mob outraged by tariffs

[mdbl]

13. Just noticing it looks like they are on thin ice

climate change?

[surfered]

23. That protest is tomorrow

[C_U_L8R]

8. Awarded himself one golf championship too many

Trophy shelf fell over and made an orange crush.

[MiHale]

9. Goes to the Saudi's to get a haircut before the golf tournament...

Goes all to pieces.

[SheltieLover]

10. Disappeared by tech guys shocked he did what he said he would do

Mobbed by angry penguins for being sucked into the cesspool of his screw ups?

Crushed under falling market prices?

Hope springs eternal...

[mvd]

11. Keeled over after another long, rambling speech?

[NNadir]

12. Where is Eva Braun when you need her?

[enid602]

16. Magda

Magda Goebbels.

[MWLib]

14. Fall!

Hit his head falling while trying to depart Air Force 1.

[enid602]

15. Boom

Is the market booming yet?

[bdamomma]

17. I wish

he would find himself in shark infested water instead of a golf course!!!!!!!

[AllyCat]

21. With an electric boat battery to weigh him down?

[niyad]

19. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Never an alligator around when needed.

[AllyCat]

22. Thought about cracking ours open after Crawford

and Underly won here Tuesday night. Alas, we got a good night’s sleep instead.

[niyad]

24. Sleep is good.

[AllyCat]

26. I awakened too early because of happy excitement instead

Of dread. That was a good night for Wisconsin as we are trying so hard to claw back from Walker’s destruction.

[niyad]

30. Waking early with happy excitement is a good thing. I think the wins

there call for celebration. One can always get more bubbly. So glad we do have sources here for that!

[AllyCat]

20. Coffee. I've started measuring every bit every morning

to ensure I can continue to afford it.

[58Sunliner]

25. Someone shot him on 5th Ave and got away with it?

[niyad]

28. Don't raise my hopes!!!

[Gary 50]

27. Sadly no, he always smells like that.

[niyad]

29. Snort!!!

[birdographer]

31. In anger over tariffs

China stopped exporting orange spackle. His pores couldn’t take the exposure.

[EllieBC]

32. Every damn day I hope to see your title

changed to, “YES, YES HE IS!”

[dalton99a]

35. .

[republianmushroom]

36. Come on God, I give a lot of thoughts and prays every night this will happen.

Just do your part.

One more day closer.
50 months and counting, thank you Merrick the Meek.

[Meowmee]

38. Hope he pays for murdering my father

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that pos is not worth the ground he walked on.

[SheltieLover]

39. ...

[Blue Owl]

40. Please shuffle your fat ass off this mortal coil, Mr. Dump

[Hekate]

41. Caffeine Zombies