Urgent White House statement

[HereForTheParty]

I wish I were kidding.

“The President won his second round matchup of the Senior Club Championship today in Jupiter, FL, and advances to the Championship Round tomorrow.”

[Midnight Writer]

1. Now I'm on pins and needles wondering who will win the Championship.

[PittBlue]

2. 🤣

[HereForTheParty]

3. Maybe RSBN will cover it

[tanyev]

8. It's a nail-biter, alright.

[Xavier Breath]

4. He's Martin Mull winning the rigged race in Mr. Mom.

[Deuxcents]

5. If you said you were kidding..we wouldn't believe you 🤗

[newdeal2]

6. Can we gamble on this event?

I know there’s no such thing as a sure thing, but I’m pretty sure I know who is going to win.

[dalton99a]

7. Because claiming to have won his own tournaments is nothing new for Trump

Because claiming to have won his own tournaments is nothing new for Trump.

Two years ago, he declared he won a Club Championship at Trump International West Palm Beach even though he didn't play the first round. Later that year, Trump posted he won the Senior Club Championship at his club in Bedminster, N.J.

A year ago, he boasted of adding two more championships to his long list, saying he won the Club Championship and the Senior Club Championship at his course near West Palm Beach.

That night, the 2024 Trump International Golf Club Most Improved Player was announced at the banquet.

The winner was ... Donald Trump.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2025/04/03/donald-trump-finnish-president-alexander-stubb-golf-championship/82782608007/

[Captain Zero]

20. He should improve. It's all he fucking does.

I wish a hurricane would hit his lard ass on the 17th hole.

[AdamThePhantump]

29. Hahahahahaha!

lol! I wish that’d happen but that’s wishful thinking.

[underpants]

22. I'm actually giggling. I don't know which is funnier...

What the writer added in
the president completed the Triple Crown of golf championships at Trump International West Palm Beach last weekend.

Or that he was reigning club champion AND Most Improved - if I read that correctly



My wife asked what I was giggling about and I read her this. 😆

[allegorical oracle]

40. Yeah, he's a cross between Secretariat and Pele. nt

[underpants]

41. 😆😆😆😆

[Raven]

9. Ah, excuse me, Nero, but Rome is burning.

[dalton99a]

12. He is loving it

At the start of the pandemic:

[Raven]

14. It cerntainly didn't end well for Nero. :-)

[jmbar2]

10. Our fearless leader

[Wounded Bear]

11. After the disastrous 1812 Russian campaign, Napoleon crossed the Vistula River...

back into Poland and issued an edict, after losing around 400,000 men to combat and the Russian winter, saying in effect:

The Emperor has returned from his campaign in Russia and is in good health. (paraphrased)

[Johonny]

13. When his opponent, dead for 7 the last years

, failed to show.

[milestogo]

15. Like anyone gives a shit.

[onethatcares]

16. any idea what Vegas has for odds?

just askin:

[Kingofalldems]

17. Does the golf club membership have any self respect whatsoever?

There is usually a hefty fee for entering these tournaments and apparently they pay up even though they have zero chance of winning.

[underpants]

26. No. One of my favorite Trump golf stories was him winning back a Championship

I’m guessing you play golf. Club championships are 2 day 36 hole deals against the field.

So the reigning champ at one of Trump’s clubs is playing with his son one day. The kid was at best teenaged. They find Trump standing over the kids drive. The champ points out that that’s his kid’s ball. Trump can’t admit it so he turns it around on the champ. Let’s play the back 9 for it. For what? The champ asks. For your championship.

9 holes. Not the wear and tear breaks etc of 2 days.

Trump cheats his ass off rolling balls over, giving himself 5 foot gimmes, probably just lying. He “wins” the back 9, shakes the guys hand, and walks into the club and tells the Pro to change the name on the plaque.

[Kingofalldems]

31. Or the time recently when he failed to play Saturday

and when the players arrived Sunday morning Trump was atop the leaderboard even though he did not play. He was allowed to use his score from a recent Thursday round (which of course he manufactured). He proceeded to win the tournament (more massive cheating involved).

[underpants]

39. Priceless

I knew he didn’t play both days but I didn’t know he used an old score card. Jesus.

[Midnight Writer]

32. Nah, they're mostly Republicans.

[highplainsdem]

18. So will there also be a Rose Garden ceremony after he cheats to win? Fireworks over the Mall?

[kentuck]

19. But Sir! They have no bread!

Let 'em eat cake!

[EnergizedLib]

21. Everyone: 'How time deaf can you be?'

White House: ‘Yes’

[BoRaGard]

23. GREAT NEWS: fabulous gourmet G.O.P. luncheon for Golf Biggies

The fabulous feed at Mar a Lago will (in G.O.P.Think) be a kind of comfort for the hundreds of Americans huddled and shivering in blankets, who are losing their homes and farms to the ongoing cascade of climate-change caused tornadoes and floods.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. I remember when trump campaign on the concept that he would not be playing golf

Link to tweet

[allegorical oracle]

42. He might be better if he could see the ground without having to lean so far

forward to see over his belly.

[Ping Tung]

25. He said that Melania swooned in pride at his magnificent athleticism.

He also apologized to the US Olympic team for having to refuse their offer and pleas to join the pole vaulting team because of the agonizing bone spur on his earlobe.

[lame54]

27. Where is his hole-in-one?...

That won't be caught on video

[Norrrm]

28. North Korea has some great players too.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=kim+jong+un+golf+record&form=ANNTH1&refig=c807dc68436545b39b93dd2fa5aa6115&pc=U531&pq=kim+jong+un+golf&pqlth=16&assgl=23&sgcn=kim+jong+un+golf+record&qs=UT&sgtpv=UT&smvpcn=0&swbcn=7&sctcn=0&sc=7-16&sp=4&ghc=0&cvid=c807dc68436545b39b93dd2fa5aa6115&clckatsg=1&hsmssg=0

Golf course where North Korea’s leader 'scored 11 holes-in-one in first-ever round' revealed for first time

[Doodley]

30. Additional statement: After the president's success, the day shall be officialy commemorated as The Golf of America Day.

[OneGrassRoot]

33. Has he said anything about the four soldiers who died in Lithuania?

I heard he said he didn’t know anything about it in the early new cycle, but curious if he’s even acknowledged it since then.

[Kid Berwyn]

38. Believe me...

Traitor Trump has made clear that he couldn’t care less.

[PCIntern]

34. It was an amazing round:

17 shots for 18holes : his tee shot on 6 went into the cup on the 7th and took a wicked bounce and wound up in the hole on the 8th. AMAZING!

[Bristlecone]

35. Stroke out you m-f'er!

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

36. While little children in the U.S. go hungry due to budget cuts... nice job asshole!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

37. More on this urgent White House Statement

Link to tweet