Our pals Italy...

[Liberal In Texas]

Idiot.

[malaise]

1. Three words

AFM😀

[Liberal In Texas]

2. Yep!

[ShazzieB]

3. "Did I actually hear what I thought I just heard?"

[dalton99a]

4. Fucking moron

[pfitz59]

5. I hope she translated verbatim

unless she works for the US

[swong19104]

8. I'm sure enough of the Italians present

understand English perfectly fine.

[Gaugamela]

6. Not to defend him, but Snopes says this is wrong. What he said:

“The United States and Italy are bound together by a shared cultural and political heritage dating back thousands of years, to ancient Rome …”

The press conference was in October 2019.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-italy-ally-ancient-times/

[70sEraVet]

7. Thanks. I appreciate the truth, even if its not as funny.

I like that whenever Stephen Colbert tells a 'JD Vance/couch' joke, he always smiles and says, "Not true". He's having fun at JD's expense, while respecting truthfulness.

[Martin Eden]

9. Ancient Rome is on the phone; Caesar is pissed !!!

STF up, you ignorant orange piker!

You built casinos that failed and were demolished, while aqueducts we built thousands of years ago still function!

We conquered and subjugated lands far beyond our borders, many times the size of Italy!

How many slaves do you own?

Cultural heriatage, my ass.

Your pathetic "entertainment" can't hold a Roman candle to our Coliseum, where gladiators fight to the death and Christians are fed to lions -- while you must pander to them for support

[markodochartaigh]

11. Here is the whole interview.

Trump starts out talking with President Mozzarella about the curds (thank you AI). The translator seems to frequently have a concerned look, perhaps from translating Trump's word salad.

?feature=shared

And I can't just let this go, Trump ended up screwing our allies, the Kurds.

[elleng]

20. and our honeymoon was 41 years ago!!

Off we went!!!

[Gaugamela]

21. Hopefully it went better than this presser!

[elleng]

22. MUCH! Perfetto!

[twodogsbarking]

10. When DC burns Trump will say, "I'm not giving away any cake".

[SocialDemocrat61]

12. At least the ancient romans

knew what to do with bad, destructive leaders.

[Buddyzbuddy]

13. Nah, it's gotta be the Onion. Right?

[surfered]

14. Don't forget Trump talked about Revolutionary War airfields...

[progressoid]

15. This happened 6 years ago

[Codifer]

18. You are correct.

The statement he made at that time (six years ago) had to do with drinking chlorox and performing anatomically improbable stunts with light bulbs. light bulbs.

[Codifer]

19. Or maybe I am wrong.

I seem to remember her and that gob-smacked look of incredulity.

This stuff makes me dizzy.

[ffr]

16. You'd think with all that orange paint on his face he'd eventually die of skin cancer.

Or maybe it's protecting his skin from it.

[Pepsidog]

17. Brutus, where art thou?