OMFC! Doofus wants a military parade for his birthday

[Colgate 64]

Reported on MSNBC right now, it is reported that Washington City officials have been in contact with the Trump White House regarding having a military parade (with heavy equipment) from the Pentagon to the White House in celebration of Trump's birthday. City leaders say the damage to the streets of Washington could cost millions to repair.

I am excitedly waiting for the next Executive Order requiring all US citizens to refer to Donald Trump as "Dear Leader".

You can't make this shit up.

[usonian]

1. Sounds OK. He deserves a parade.

DoD photo.

[Colgate 64]

8. Couldn't agree with you more. (NT)

[louis-t]

2. I hope a tank runs over his foot.

And only 6 people show up.

[ITAL]

3. Technically I think it'd be for the US Army

The US Army's 250th birthday is June 14th. It happens to be Trump's birthday, so Trump gets to use the Army as an excuse to give himself a parade.

[Irish_Dem]

4. I wonder if Dear Leader will insist on wearing a military uniform?

[tanyev]

5. How else will he display his hard-won French Fries Certification Pin?

[Irish_Dem]

6. I am laughing out loud.

French Fries Certification Pin.
He risked his life for that one.

[Colgate 64]

9. Heavens forbid!

He'd wind up looking like the Night Doorman at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas.

[Irish_Dem]

10. The kind who can give you the names of the call girls in the area.

[Skittles]

7. CALLING DOGE!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU SAY WASTE, FRAUD, *AND* ABUSE! HERE YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!