When you look at Mike Johnson, what animal do you see?

[Onthefly]

[ret5hd]

1. Boneless chicken?

[Onthefly]

6. Good image. Any McNuggets?

[TheBlackAdder]

116. Red Fox, the most deceptive animal besides humans. He's an outright fraud as a human being.

[Chasstev365]

2. A Weasel

[Onthefly]

4. Yes, I see it.

[jls4561]

8. A weasel determined to eat the other boneless chickens in his party.

Or offer them up to the dear leader with lots of ketchup.

[Onthefly]

13. The party of Goo!

[Liberal In Texas]

117. My first impression too.

[GreenWave]

3. A dung beetle so happy to bring a big ball of poop home for dinner.

[Onthefly]

7. Perfect!!

[vishnura]

5. MJ

Jackass! :

[Onthefly]

9. I do agree with the resemblance.

[GReedDiamond]

10. The white hooded numbnutted fuckwit...nt

[Onthefly]

11. Yes. He thinks it is a secret disguise.

[gohuskies]

12. Mike Johnson is...

A snake

[Onthefly]

14. Slithering around with smile!

[Clash City Rocker]

102. That would explain why he has no backbone

[Nimble_Idea]

15. weezel 100% sorry to the weezels

[Onthefly]

20. Accurate!

[NewHendoLib]

16. Pet rock

[Onthefly]

24. Everyone's pet.

[PikaBlue]

17. A dung beetle

Yes, they are useful, but I can't help but picture him rolling Trump's crap all o er the Capitol.

[Onthefly]

25. He is laborious at his task,

[Dulcinea]

18. To me he looks like a deranged Muppet.

Except Muppets are cute & he just looks like a dork.

[Onthefly]

27. Yes. I like muppets. Dork is correct.

[BigmanPigman]

52. I've always thought Kermit the Frog.

[Onthefly]

123. My photo of Kermit (actual puppet from the Muppets)

https://postimg.cc/62pPshBz

[BigmanPigman]

124. Throw on a pair of glasses and it's his twin.

[Onthefly]

133. Oh, yes! Twins without a doubt.

[mr715]

19. Tarsier

NT

[Onthefly]

28. Cute animal but accurate likeness.

[WestMichRad]

21. A sloth

https://c402277.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/photos/6518/images/story_full_width/iStock_000011145477Large_mini_(1).jpg?1394632882

[Onthefly]

29. Yes. Sloths only poop once a month.

[Bluestocking]

22. Gollum

from lord of rings

[Onthefly]

32. There is a resemblance.

[sinkingfeeling]

23. A vole.

[Onthefly]

34. What the cat brings as a gift.

[Polly Hennessey]

26. First image coming to mind: a shifty-eyed weasel.

With great apologies to all weasels who probably have more brain power than the Mike Johnson moronic stooge.

[Onthefly]

35. Shifty! How does the optometrist complete an exam?

[Polly Hennessey]

83. Shift right. Shift left. Shift up (wait, what). Shift down (what, wait).

Same way a dentist exams tRump’s shifty, creepy little mouth.

[gademocrat7]

30. A rat

[Onthefly]

36. One of those city sewer types.

[strongermessage]

31. Louisiana Crawfish...

An invertebrate with no spine.

[Onthefly]

38. Yes! Let's make gumbo.

[RainCaster]

62. Yes!

I was trying to think of something with no spine, maybe a cuttlefish? But then I saw your post- I agree completely.

[bob4460]

33. A RAT

[Onthefly]

40. Rat-faced creature of the night.

[blubunyip]

132. Going with rat too

A big slick rodentia family honcho --scurrying around, chewing things, leaving pellets.

[BigMin28]

37. Does

a squid count?

[Onthefly]

42. Squids do count. Slimy. Actual squids are smart.

[MLAA]

39. I just thumbed through the Assholes from A to Z encyclopedia and he looks very much like a cross between the

Great White Hypocrite and the Sexually-Repressed All Up In Your Business Incel.

[Onthefly]

44. Where can I get that book?

[MLAA]

48. On the Republican National Committee Website

It’s similar to a school year book for them.

[Onthefly]

64. So true!

[brush]

41. An invertebrate.

[Onthefly]

46. Less spine than an amoeba.

[brush]

51. Check.

[newdeal2]

43. Pepe Le Pew

[Onthefly]

49. Pepe is cute but there is a pew component to the creature.

[AKwannabe]

45. RAT fink

[Onthefly]

50. Scurrying in light of darkness.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

47. A rat

[Onthefly]

54. A muroid rodent!

[cachukis]

53. The Pardoner. Chaucer

[Onthefly]

57. So interesting! He is a swindler who offers indulgences.

[cachukis]

71. The purity factor. The Pardoner has no balls.

[magicarpet]

55. Yes a RAT,....

.. clutching a Bible under its arm as it runs out of - to escape the raw sewage system.

[Onthefly]

58. Mole rat living in the sanctimonious cave.

[Emile]

56. I see a Flying Monkey.

[Onthefly]

59. Run Toto, run!

[OAITW r.2.0]

60. Chipmunk comes to mind.

[Onthefly]

74. Twitchy and scurrying from nut to nut.

[Traildogbob]

61. Species does not matter

As long as it is road kill

[Onthefly]

75. Freeway frisbees!

[stillcool]

63. stink bug

[Onthefly]

77. Our dog ate them.

[C_U_L8R]

65. Geoduck

[Onthefly]

79. Interesting image. My sister digs for them in the Peugeot Sound.

[FarPoint]

66. Not even a mammal for me...

I think a stink bug is fitting...useless and stinks.

[Onthefly]

80. Bugs are appropriate.

[Sanity Claws]

67. a whipped puppy

[Onthefly]

81. A truism, indeed.

[kacekwl]

68. Possum

With glasses

[Onthefly]

82. Rolls over and plays dead. Then winks at you.

[Submariner]

69. Physarum polycephalum is a slime mold animal

that sometimes lives in that layer of slime between the seabed and underside of whale shit in the
Challenger Deep.

[Onthefly]

84. Sounds like an awesome animal to research.

[Hekate]

70. I've just called him Li'l Pervy ever since I read about his kids...

The shared app that tattles if either father or son looks at porn got all the media attention — but his daughter got the whole Purity Ball, promise ring, promise daddy to save your hymen until daddy walks you down the aisle to be deflowered by the man of his choice treatment.

[Onthefly]

86. Creepy Mike. Crispian values.

[viva la]

72. Lemming--

running over that cliff.

[Onthefly]

87. Leader of the pack of rats.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

73. Human.

[Onthefly]

88. An accurate description of some sort of being

[dchill]

76. A near-sighted opossum.

[Onthefly]

89. The oppossum put on quite a spectacle!

[dchill]

98. Opossum on the spectrum?

[Resistance1]

78. A pussy!

No cat, just a pussy

[Onthefly]

92. A skunk is a pussy of the woods.

[Clouds Passing]

93. Please try to not degrade women by using that term

[CTyankee]

85. Cockroach

[Onthefly]

94. Call Tom Delay. He owned a pest control company.

[Clouds Passing]

90. A cherub faced pedo

[Onthefly]

95. Characteristics match your succinct description.

[Raine1967]

91. Prince John. nt

[Onthefly]

96. There is a likeness to the young prince.

[Norrrm]

97. Snake

[Onthefly]

119. Not a cobra but an asp.

[Attilatheblond]

99. A monkey

more specifically, an organ grinder's monkey. He will take your penny & tip his little hat.

[Onthefly]

118. Another great image!

[NoMoreRepugs]

100. I just see animal feces.

[Onthefly]

120. Scatological art is a genre.

Scatology in Western art is discussed in the realm of the comic and the grotesque.

[JoseBalow]

101. Lemmiwinks

[Onthefly]

121. South Park as high arse!

[Nigrum Cattus]

103. Semen bubble

not an animal, but what the hell

[Wonder Why]

104. A plant, not an animal. Perhaps a dead flower?

[Hotler]

105. Kid toucher. nt

[utahguy925]

106. I really See...

A Horses Ass!

[haele]

107. A hyena.

Or a lily-livered mediocre pencil necked White preacher boy, who thinks butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.

[RainCaster]

108. What animal spends its life on it's knees?

Sucking up to power, not speaking to it.

[DBoon]

109. a lamprey eel

[rickyhall]

110. Holy Hamster

[Meowmee]

111. None because I don't want to insult an animal 😁

[FoxNewsSucks]

112. Shitweasel

[Kid Berwyn]

113. Ring-Tailed Lemur

[valleyrogue]

114. I don't. I see somebody who puts a used car salesman to shame.

Totally smarmy. Just reeks of insincerity and stupidity.

I wouldn't insult any animal by comparing it to this piece of shit. In fact, pieces of shit deserve more respect than Johnson.

[Mz Pip]

115. A gopher

Lives in the dark. Eats away at whatever grows in the light. Destroys everything and stays out of sight.

[Marthe48]

122. A Pushmi pullu

from Dr. Doolittle

Or any shapeless squishy toy with black expressionless eyes

[Greybnk48]

125. A timid little mouse. n/t

[marble falls]

126. A two-eyed trousersnake.

[atreides1]

127. The weasel

In the animated movie Zootopia...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

128. I see a ferret. No offense intended toward ferrets.

[CanonRay]

129. Slime Eel

[Vinca]

130. A maggot.

[mwmisses4289]

131. I refuse to insult animals by comparing jonson to them.