Man dressed as Santa robs Phoenix BofA...on HAPPY VALLEY ROAD! It's the WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Man dressed as Santa robs Phoenix bank

http://www.azfamily.com/news/Man-dressed-as-Santa-robs-Phoenix-bank-183833011.html



A man dressed as Santa Claus robbed a Bank of America near Happy Valley Road and 23rd Avenue in Phoenix.

by Jennifer Thomas

azfamily.com

Posted on December 17, 2012 at 1:43 PM

Updated yesterday at 7:00 PM

PHOENIX -- The FBI is searching for a suspect who dressed up as Santa Claus and robbed a Bank of America in Phoenix.

According to the FBI, the suspect entered the bank at 2501 W. Happy Valley Road at approximately 3:35 p.m. on Dec. 7 and demanded money from a teller. He was given a known quantity of cash.

The suspect then fled the bank and got into a black or dark gray four-door Dodge Ram pickup truck driven by a second suspect described as a black male, approximately 30 years old.

No weapon was displayed. Anyone with information is asked to call 623-466-1999.

[DollarBillHines]

1. Wow. Yesterday, I pulled up to a small BofA branch.

I was on my 1910 Indian w/sidecar.

When I removed my helmet and put on a wool fedora (helmet-hair), I saw a woman at a desk in the branch staring at me.

I got to the door and it was locked. The lady motioned for me to remove my hat and, when I complied, she hit a button and unlocked the door. She told me they were instructed to not let people who "in disguise" enter the branch.

Next time, maybe I'll wear my Santa suit.

[Separation]

2. Yikes!!

Might wanna give that security clearance a second thought.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/12/michelle-obama-santa-doesnt-need-secret-service-152042.html