Come-back Line of the Week !! ("According to the Bible...")

[Pluvious]

#SNAP !!

[SheltieLover]

1. Bazinga! She nailed it!

[mucholderthandirt]

39. Adultery, false statements, rape (though most of that was okay according to the BOOK).

Probably a dozen other things, but my brain is out of it this morning.

Oh, bearing false witness, refusing to follow any of the commandments, and on and on. Despite what my ex always told me, I have a better chance of avoiding Hell than Trump does.

[SheltieLover]

41. I'd love to see some Old Testament retribution for tsf & his ilk

[Kid Berwyn]

2. That and a whole heck of a lot more.

RWNJ Mona Charen lists 7 and 1/2 10 Commandment violations — from before he dreamed of couches for Greenland.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2024/06/28/donald-trump-ten-commandments-louisiana-republicans-law-schools-mona-charen

[llmart]

3. That truly is a work of art!

That'll leave a mark on the orange grotesque arse for sure.

[multigraincracker]

4. A list. Who's the Poster Child?

[Pluvious]

6. Nails them all (nt)

[Dave Bowman]

12. A perfect score! What a guy!

[wnylib]

16. The best sinner, doncha know? Just like winning, nobody is better at sinning than the felony president.

Best at everything, but really hits it out of the ball park when it comes to violating all standards of decency, character, integrity. What a guy, huh?

[BoRaGard]

5. Furthermore, your repeated BEARING FALSE WITNESS

violated one of the Ten Biggies for republicons: The Ten Commandments,

So you are going to rot in Hell for all eternity.

Which will make you a loser for all eternity.

That's how the kookie krumbles, Krazzy.

[travelingthrulife]

42. All Republicans bear false witness repeatedly. Why would this be an issue for them?

They just claim they are lying for Jesus so it's all good.

[FakeNoose]

7. Yes but adultery is the least of Chump's sins

By committing multiple adulteries, he has only harmed a small number of people, and for all we know they were probably willing participants. So yeah, it's small-time compared to the many other treacheries, lies, hatreds, thefts, and possible murders he's responsible for in the past several years.

[GiqueCee]

8. Yeah...

... but it makes a helluva punchline!

[jmowreader]

14. Jamal Khashoggi would question the "possible"

Trump had him whacked to shut him up.

[wnylib]

17. Amen.

[Farmer-Rick]

38. They don't call him pedo Trump for nothing

I suspect many of the people he had adultery with were not willing. He even lost a case against one and owes her millions.

But the most unwilling were those little girls, some as young as 12, that Epstein brought him.

[Iggo]

46. But it's the undeniable one. And since you can only be put to death once...

[usonian]

9. Excellent. But also according to the Bible ...

PRINTED IN CHINA



OMG, tariffs!

[wordstroken]

10. Brave woman. But posting her own name and photo is seriously scary.

Hopefully, that poster is using a pseudonym and deepfake pic.
🤞🙏

[Celerity]

31. Rabia Chaudry is a public figure: Attorney, Advocate, NY Times Best Selling Author (The tweet, btw is over 6 years old)

Link to tweet

https://x.com/rabiasquared




https://www.linkedin.com/in/rabia-chaudry-6755065/




https://www.instagram.com/rabiasquared2/




https://rabiachaudry.com/

[wordstroken]

33. Wow! Thank you for that impressive information on Rabia Chaudry (O'Chaudry)

I’ll follow your links to learn even more about her.
Much appreciated, Celerity.

[Pluvious]

45. Thanks for the information and context...

It's pretty sad that her post is even more timely now, than six years ago

... as Oklahoma tries to force a Trump Bible on every school in the state

[markodochartaigh]

11. Sirach 13,

3: The rich do wrong and boast of it,

while the poor are wronged and beg forgiveness.

4: As long as the rich can use you they will enslave you,

but when you are down and out they will abandon you.

18
Can there be peace between the hyena and the dog?

Or peace between the rich and the poor?

19
Wild donkeys of the desert are lion’s prey;

likewise the poor are feeding grounds for the rich.

22
When the rich speak they have many supporters;

though what they say is repugnant, it wins approval.

When the poor speak people say, “Come, come, speak up!”

though they are talking sense, they get no hearing.

23
When the rich speak all are silent,

their wisdom people extol to the clouds.

When the poor speak people say: “Who is that?”

If they stumble, people knock them down

[Joinfortmill]

13. ROFL

[kerry-is-my-prez]

15. In Oklahoma, only the expensive "Trump Bible" can be used.

https://bjconline.org/oklahomas-regulations-trump-endorsed-bible-for-public-schools-101524/

Oklahoma school superintendent Ryan Walters continues to create disturbing church-state headlines in his quest to stock every public school classroom in the state with a copy of the Bible. Earlier this year, Walters issued an edict requiring schools in the state to place copies of the Bible, along with founding documents — like the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence — in every classroom.
Now, as The Oklahoman reports, the resulting request for bids to satisfy the requirement is so specific that it seems to leave only one option for which Bible the state can purchase: the controversial “God Bless the USA Bible” recently promoted by former President Donald Trump. From the article:

[patphil]

18. The biblical penalty for adultery is death by stoning.

[niyad]

24. But only for women, unless I missed some man being punished.

[Diamond_Dog]

28. Really.

[patphil]

29. Both.

https://www.compellingtruth.org/punishment-for-adultery.html

[niyad]

36. How many men have actually been stoned to death for adultery?

[patphil]

40. I have no idea. I just reported what the bible says.

Selective interpretation and application of the bible has pretty much been the norm over the ages.
Probably because there's a lot of garbage in there; makes it difficult to discern truth from opinion and commentary.
My feeling has always been that if it sounds evil, it probably is. Stoning is way up there in cruel and inhuman behavior.

[Traildogbob]

26. Can we auction

Off stones to throw at his fat ass? Starting at $10,000 per stone. The revenue would cover SS for decades.

[Gum Logger]

19. The Repukes do not just screem hypocrisy,

they swim in it.

[Number9Dream]

20. Trump wouldn't put his hand on the bible to swear in... Why??

[Martin68]

21. I believe drinking milk with a hamburger is also an abomination. Let's start killing kids!

[Retrograde]

32. And cheeseburgers are right out

I'm not a religious scholar, but I believe steaks are also forbidden, as they come from the wrong part of the animal. As are shellfish, pork, any meats coming from non-hoofed animals that don't chew their cuds, and probably others.

[czarjak]

22. The book that nothing beats that you haven't ever read?

Galatians 6
Look it up.

[azureblue]

23. and worse

1 - thou shall not lie
Jesus says for the rich to use their money to help the ess fortunate
and the capper - Matthew 25: 41 - 46, where Jesus says to help the poor, the elderly, the sick, the stranger, and, if you do not, you go to hell..

[Mblaze]

25. Talk to me when schools give the option of studying the

Pratyabhijñāhṛdayam

[Seinan Sensei]

27. If you got scissors and cut out all the passages related to poverty and the poor

You would have a Bible that literally is falling apart

[Norrrm]

30. The sanctity of Holy matrimony for conservative Christians - Kim Davis

The sanctity of Holy matrimony for conservative Christians - Kim Davis

Jesus was quite vocal about divorce/remarriage and the possible resultant sin of adultery.

[Blue Owl]

34. Some of them are even holding it right side up

[calimary]

35. Well, there is that...

[TBF]

43. Highly recommended. nt

[Ping Tung]

44. Does the Bible say anything about "Oh, well, Boys will be Boys (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)?

"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?" Mark Twain