When he is finally dead, we see a business opportunity.

[surfered]

Three of us walk on the beach at sunrise every morning. One is 81 and had knee replacement last summer. He made the comment that he wanted to outlive Trump, to once again, live in an America without Trump.

The conversation devolved from that idea to first, wanting to live to pee on Trump’s grave and then to organizing tours to do so. We’re working on the brochure now.

Think of it as a pilgrimage, like Santiago de Compestela, the chance to pee on Trump’s grave. Add it to your bucket list. Just the thought of it will help get you through these dark times.

Watch this space.

[Ocelot II]

1. You might have trouble getting access to the grave,

assuming there is one and the GOP hasn't had him mummified and installed in a glass case in the Capitol rotunda, a la Lenin. However, what you might be able to do is obtain small amounts of soil from the grave itself or from the surrounding area. You could sell these pinches of soil, rather like (un)holy relics, and people could defile them as they pleased, in the privacy of their homes or in public celebrations.

[Harker]

9. I'm hoping I'll still have a servicable throwing arm. n/t

[surfered]

2. We're early in the planning process and receptive to ideas, although we're hoping that day comes soon.

[yorkster]

3. Hmm...Santiago de COMPOSTela.

There's a germ of an idea there...

[surfered]

24. Nice one

[Kid Berwyn]

4. They're gonna line up around the block!

You’re gonna have to a waiting list.

Please, sign me up.

[surfered]

25. Will do

[Kid Berwyn]

68. Thanks! I can see tourists flocking in from all over the globe.

Cars. Planes. Trains. Zeppelins. Heck, I'd walk, which the way things are going now, is how we all will get around soon.

[surfered]

72. It's win win. We're gonna make a fortune and it's a worthy cause

[Joinfortmill]

5. Thank you for this. Laughed out loud.

[surfered]

26. Glad to help. Without humor we would go insane.

[Ocelot II]

6. You could also set up a stand or a truck to sell beer and other beverages

to the multitudes waiting in line, to make sure they are sufficiently hydrated when it's their turn.

[Fritz Walter]

22. Indeed!

I'd recommend adding asparagus spears to the menu!
It'd only be fair, after he has stunk up the nation for so long!

[surfered]

27. We'll add that idea to our Prospectus

[tavernier]

91. Just be careful not to add a laxative

You don’t want to fertilize him!

[eppur_se_muova]

7. Think of the explosive growth in tell-all books, once Turnip isn't around to sue the authors and publishers.

Documentary filmmakers* will have their own field day. I hope the historical record becomes so saturated with FACTUAL accounts of this maladministration that no amount of MAGA whitewashing will be enough to hide the truth, even from those reluctant to acknowledge it.




* OT: Why do we still call them 'films' and 'filmmakers' ? Actual film is all but nonexistent.

[lastlib]

8. *Perhaps for the same reason we "dial" telephone numbers.....

...even though phones haven't had dials for maybe forty years........

[eppur_se_muova]

12. You might be surprised ...

?w=800
https://hackaday.com/2022/09/10/the-open-source-rotary-cell-phone-two-years-later/

https://www.amazon.com/Opis-60s-mobile-4G-Phone/dp/B0CV5XN9H6?th=1

[electric_blue68]

83. Oh, that little green one is cute! However I'm very happy with my 🥰 smarthone!

[Harker]

11. Yesterday I thought of "movies" and "motion pictures" in the same vein.

Though each frame is a still, eppur se muova.

[EverHopeful]

16. Decades after typesetting went completely digital

we still referred to the space between lines as "Leading" even though no lead was used in the making of space between lines

Also, not sure how many manual typewriters are still being used but the QWERTY keyboard lives on.

[jmowreader]

34. A lot of hand typesetters didn't use lead either

A gentleman named Hermann Berthold got into the printing business by making strips of machined brass to use between lines of type instead of lead strips. Because his brass was easier to work with than lead and was far more precise, it was extremely popular and he got rich enough from selling it to go into the type business himself.

[eppur_se_muova]

75. Fans of trivia rejoice. nt

[electric_blue68]

85. Wow. I had (metal) typography class in Art College. I think 35 point was the heaviest wood tray I could carry....

This was '71. We might have had lead leading still.

And we took a tour of one of the early photo typesetting companies.

[surfered]

28. We respect the privacy rights of our patrons, but will make exceptions for Marco and Lindsey

[Martin68]

10. Reminds me of an old army joke. Asked if he was going to pee on Sarge's grave after he died, the

grunt answered, "No. I hate standing in line."

[Harker]

13. For me, the one where the man who has agreed to pour a bottle of whiskey over his friend's grave...

suggests the other won't mind him passing it through his body first.

[FailureToCommunicate]

14. Yes! "No, sir, after leaving the Army, I don't ever want to stand in line again."

[surfered]

29. Me too

[surfered]

21. Ha

[scarletlib]

15. How do you plan to accommodate women?

[surfered]

23. The same design as Shakespeare's Globe Theater, which set the standard...

….a 100 yard long trench for the men and a shed with one bucket for the ladies. (Courtesy of the Upstart Crow British TV series).

[niyad]

41. There are actually items on the market for that, mostly sold to campers

and such.

[markie]

66. as a hiker

yes, the pStyle is the best

[Wicked Blue]

17. You could also make and sell T-shirts and bumper stickers

"I peed on the Traitor's grave"

"I p'd on DT"

[surfered]

30. We already thought of that. Trump would appreciate the merchandising idea.

[SheilaAnn]

18. This......IS THE BEST THREAD TODAY!!!!!!!

[surfered]

31. Thanks. We geezers still have our moments

[CaptainTruth]

19. Trump has pissed on the graves of every soldier who defended our Constitution.

Pissing on his grave, at the least, seems appropriate.

[cstanleytech]

20. This is why Rush Limbaugh is buried in a private cemetery 😂

[surfered]

32. We've been trying to find it

[Dixiegrrrl]

48. Handy grave finding site

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/223083407/rush-limbaugh

[surfered]

55. We will save this link

[cstanleytech]

62. Might not help because as I said it's a private cemetery.

If it wasn't private I'm pretty sure that there would be a long line of people that would want to visit in order to offer him the respect he deserves 😈

[surfered]

73. I know I would. Whenever I think things are going bad,

I just remember that he’s dead and I feel better

[electric_blue68]

87. Did I rejoice on that day esp bc....

as a NYC'r he did broadcast in NYC on WABC early on before moving away.

[electric_blue68]

86. 😄 👍

[electric_blue68]

84. Oh! Well, that makes sense. Blargh Forever on that bastard!

Spreading poison for how many years?!

[rzemanfl]

33. His kids will bury him on a golf course.

[Yonnie3]

43. and want a fees for a "visit" n/t

[surfered]

54. We may have to include a round of golf in the tour

[JohnnyRingo]

35. You wouldn't be the first to think of it. Look at these two ex presidents' graves:

Trump would be wise to be buried at his private golf club next to his ex-wife, and even then, millionaires may need to relieve themselves.

[jmowreader]

36. Oh come on. You know that won't happen.

What will happen is they’ll raise the money to build a new Trump hotel, dig the hole for the basement, put Trump’s grave at the bottom of the hole then build the building on top of it.

[reACTIONary]

37. Some how, some way, you've got to fit....

.... crypto into this scheme.

Will he be "buried" in a crypt?

[surfered]

53. We will accept crypto

[PortTack]

38. I wish the same...but, Yup his grave will be very secure. Maybe designate a spot for said action

[E. Normus]

39. while he lives,

I would not piss on him if he was on fire. I would, however, love to live long enough to pee on his grave.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

40. Being among the griftiest families in history...

...you can kind of imagine the surviving family already have a plan for this.

They've probably already designed and licensed a line of Port-O-Potty with his face printed right in the urinal so they can capitalize on it at all your favorite festivals and sports ball games.

The grave will certainly not be publicly accessible, but you'll be able to buy a ticket and exit through the gift shop with your newly purchased "I Tinkled on Trump" hat in hand....

[niyad]

44. Your last line reminded me of the punchline to a very old (even older than I am)

about being screwed by the Sisters of Mercy.

[surfered]

51. I am old, but not familiar with that joke

[niyad]

70. A somewhat abbreviated version:

A guy is new in town, looking for a lady of the evening. He comes upon a rather large, well-kept building that has a sign out front that reads "get screwed by the Sisters of Mercy. Only $20! (remember, this was MANY years ago!). Intrigued, he goes up to the door, where a sign directs him to enter. On a table in the hallway is a closed basket with a slit in the top, with a sign directing him to place his money through the slit, and to then follow the arrows. He puts the mony in the basket, and follows the signs, which all read "this way to get screwed by the Sisters of Mercy". He reaches a door, and is instructed to go through. When he does, he hears the door click shut behind him. He realizes that he is now outside, and sees one more sign, with an arrow pointing to a gate. The sign reads, "Thank you. You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."

Even as an excomm, I know MANY priest and nun jokes.

[surfered]

71. A good one....thanks

[niyad]

74. you are most welcome.

[electric_blue68]

88. Heh! 😄

[surfered]

52. 😁

[moniss]

42. I had earlier considered a dog-walking service

that would do the same. Included in the price for the service would be an 8x10 glossy of your dog doing their thing. I was going to have "customer loyalty cards" where every 5th time was 1/2 price. Every dog birthday would be free. I even thought of having a charter service for those who want to fly their dog in from a foreign country. You can imagine what the logo for the company was going to be and also to be emblazoned on the side of a plane.

[surfered]

50. We'll have to charge extra for your dog, but they are welcome

[Ocelot II]

61. Can we empty cat litter boxes there, too?

[Orange Buffoon]

45. They should have a film running on continuous loop over his grave...

...of the Russian hookers peeing on him or the bed, however it went down. And a picture of an orangutan on the gravestone.

[Yonnie3]

46. Pee tapes available for a modest surcharge

Make your own!

[surfered]

49. A photograph of your visit is included with the tour.

[republianmushroom]

47. Let me be the first on that bus, with a gallon of coffee.

Have Merrick's the Meek grave close by also. Make that 2 gallons of coffee.

[surfered]

56. We will provide a beverage service

[Bo Zarts]

58. Excellent!

[Bo Zarts]

57. Sign me up for the pilgrimage!

I’ll start preparing today.

[malaise]

59. Love it. 😀

They may have to move him 47times.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

60. Remember to wash your hands

[surfered]

64. Wish I had this photo for the original post

[LetMyPeopleVote]

65. Go ahead and copy and paste it for your OP

I have no issue with this. You can mention me if you want

[surfered]

69. Thanks

[LudwigPastorius]

63. I just hope he is buried at sea like Osama Bin Laden.

We don't need his grave becoming a mecca for fascists, like Mussolini's did.

https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2021/06/11/mussolini-family-feuds-over-reopened-crypt-of-fascist-italian-dictator

[eppur_se_muova]

76. Or a wood chipper, like Musk (N-ZA). nt

[Ford_Prefect]

67. I thought they'd bury him at sea, where no one could find his grave. NO grave no martyrdom.

[Mr.WeRP]

77. Make an enclosure around it so we can take dumps on it too

[love_katz]

78. Bookmarked for future enjoyment and daily morale boost.

This thread is priceless!

[surfered]

98. We're just here to help

[Blue Owl]

79. Wet the Bedminster

[Aussie105]

80. The Osama Bin Laden helicopter trip out over the ocean seems appropriate.

No focal point for the terminally deranged MAGAts.

Plus a reprint of every document and book with lots of black ink redaction mentioning him by name or action.

[surfered]

97. That would not match our business model. No grave to pee on, no tour business.

[WarGamer]

81. If I were wealthy... and hated by many

If I was Rush Limbaugh for example... this is what I'd do.

When the Doc says "It's a matter weeks, not months..."

I'd move to a pre-positioned and prepared location where a death notice isn't necessary.

I'd prepare hundreds of photographs and thousands of voice recordings that could be used for future proof of life

Like "I'm all in for JD Vance in 2028" but make the same recording for a dozen possible candidates of the future.

No one gets the satisfaction of your passing and there would always be ambiguity if you were still alive.

[Jack Valentino]

82. Can't afford to make the trip just to pee. I have an alternate idea---

to create my own version of Trump's grave in my own garden...


It's a shorter trip, and I've read that urine can be beneficial fertilizer for some vegetables--
might be good for the 'vegetable-in-chief', as well!

[Buns_of_Fire]

89. "I just want to say one word to you, Ben: Beerconcession." nt

[surfered]

96. We will have a beverage service

[HeartsCanHope]

90. Reminds me of this Hitler protest song, "When That Man Is Dead And Gone" by Irving Berlin:

Performed by Mildred Bailey

Satan, Satan thought up a plan
Dressed as a man
Walking the earth and since he began
The world is hell for you and me

But what a heaven it will be
When that man is dead and gone
When that man is dead and gone
We'll go dancing down the street
Kissing everyone we meet
When that man is dead and gone
What a day to wake up on
What a way to greet the dawn
Hap- hap- happy, yes indeed!
On the morning when we read
That that man is dead and gone

We've got a date
To celebrate
The day we catch up with that one man spreading hate
His account is overdrawn
And his chances are in pawn
Some fine day the news will flash
Satan with the small moustache
Is asleep beneath the lawn
When that man is dead and gone
Come on now, we're going to celebrate
He's the guy that's spreading hate
His account is overdrawn
And his chances are in pawn
Some fine day the news will flash
Satan with the small moustache
Is asleep beneath the lawn
When that man is dead and gone-
What a day to wake up on!
What a way to greet the dawn!
When a certain man is dead and gone!

[calimary]

93. Oh boy! Do I EVER like this one!

A celebration song! Something to look forward to!

He may think he’s Mr. All-Powerful but even he is no match for the Grim Reaper. .

[HeartsCanHope]

94. Can't come soon enough!

[mwb970]

92. I hope he goes away soon.

Today would be fine.

[11 Bravo]

95. I want the beer concession!

We need to ensure that everyone waiting to give Donnie his due has a full tank..