Sex toy fire 🔥 NY Staten Island- Harry Torres had a bad afternoon

[underpants]

NYC man lights sex toys on fire, causing 3-alarm blaze that ripped through neighborhood: police

Harry Torres sparked the flames of passion at about 1 p.m. Wednesday in West Brighton and scorched his home, two neighboring houses and two cars on North Burgher Avenue, officials said.

It’s not clear why the 37-year-old lit the intimate aids ablaze — but his bungled boudoir BBQ prompted officials to hit him with a slew of charges, including arson.

“I started the fire,” Torres allegedly admitted to cops. “I was in the backyard at my house and I lit two sex toys on fire.”




https://www.newsbreak.com/new-york-post-509648/3968669184862-nyc-man-lights-sex-toys-on-fire-causing-3-alarm-blaze-that-ripped-through-neighborhood-police

[Dennis Donovan]

1. I hate it when that happens! That's why I keep an extinguisher next to my toys...

[magicarpet]

8. .... extremely hot sex,....

..... the fire department was just trying to be diplomatic. The fact of the matter being,... the owner ran out of K-Y jelly and the sex toys bust into flames during a hot sex session.

[underpants]

12. At 3 o'clock in the afternoon IN the backyard?

That’s part of this that cracks me up.

[magicarpet]

15. ... while dressed in his blue bathrobe....

.... maybe he has dreams of being the neighborhood flasher and exhibitionist - during his dildo BBQ.

[irisblue]

21. Hey! His MOM bought that blue velour bathrobe 2 Christmas ago

[Solly Mack]

2. No doubt the rubber vagina rejected him and if he can't have the rubber vagina, no one can.

I only somewhat joke. I find it more than a little disturbing. Not without jokes but still disturbing.

[underpants]

11. I couldn't decide how to go with the subject line

Soooo many directions were possible.

[Solly Mack]

14. Lots of directions, I agree.

[Ping Tung]

3. Did V.P. Vance donate his most enticing couch to the blaze?

[Twoflower]

4. Maybe a little lube next time.

[H2O Man]

5. Recommended

[underpants]

9. 😆😆😆😆

[magicarpet]

16. "Come on baby - light my dildos on fire"

.... a re-mastered re-make of the Doors song.

[Irish_Dem]

6. Was he angry at his sex toys? Or setting fires turns him on?

Interesting case, and fascinating interview.

[BoRaGard]

7. Moral of the Story

[underpants]

10. "Harry Torres" sounds like a euphemism

Something someone posts on social media and you think 🤔 I wonder what that means….then I look it up

[BoRaGard]

17. He could be related to Seymour Hair

Author of The Glass Bikini.

[NNadir]

13. Ah, Staten Island...

My wife grew up there, and there are funny stories I could tell about sex toys and Staten Island women, but won't.

[Polybius]

23. I'm still living here

Would love to hear them.

[NNadir]

25. I could, but I won't. Sorry. n/t.

[usonian]

18. Old joke. Do you smoke after sex?

I don't know. I never looked.

And don't use hydrogen to inflate your partners.

[LudwigPastorius]

26. Oh, the humanity!

[Initech]

19. Sex Toy Fire, awesome band! Saw them at the Troub!

[bluestarone]

20. Waiting for the really weird back story on this one.

Should be a doozy!

[Disaffected]

22. Q "Do you smoke after sex?"

A "Not that I've noticed."

[Polybius]

24. Wow, in my Staten Island!

“I started the fire,” Torres allegedly admitted to cops. “I was in the backyard at my house and I lit two sex toys on fire.”

Some people talk too much.

[LudwigPastorius]

27. He was working on his Shark Tank proposal that combined two useful items into one.

The Fleshlighter™ "Lights you up, then lights your cigarette"

[underpants]

28. Genius!