'Nothing says divine resurrection like Trump babbling nonsense next to a deranged mall bunny while Melania looks like sh

[riversedge]

The first tweet below says it all IMHO~~

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“We're honoring Jesus Christ and we're going to honor Jesus Christ very powerfully throughout our lives ... not just now, all throughout our lives. We're bringing religion back in America."

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Nothing says divine resurrection like Trump babbling nonsense next to a deranged mall bunny while Melania looks like she's trapped in purgatory.

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"Next on the agenda, Mr. President, start working the Christianity angle. Push it hard to show the people how good and kind the party is. It's Easter, perfect time to start cranking it up. Don't forget to add the Easter Bunny for that extra religious note!"

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[Ocelot II]

1. Let's honor Jesus with a pagan fertility symbol!

[FSogol]

2. Which has more natural facial movements? The bunny or Melania?

[mwmisses4289]

26. The bunny, of course. 🐰

[eppur_se_muova]

29. Well, sure. Less plastic. nt

[Traildogbob]

3. I thought he

Was honoring this day as the end of Covid back during his term after the first few deaths, that were a hoax.

[magicarpet]

11. .... before the video cameras had a chance to shutdown,...

.... trDUMP reached over and finger fucked the Easter Bunny. The parents and children in attendance for the White House Easter eggs roll were embarrassed and astounded that djt would do such a thing at a family type gathering.

Djt just looked up with a grin on his face and stated,... "when you are rich and famous they let you do anything with your middle finger,... Happy Easter everyone."

[Traildogbob]

12. Ha!!

He was looking for where the eggs come out of rabbits. Thinking he could make a buck on the egg crisis.

[Norrrm]

15. There is an egg crisis?

Trump: "You can have all the eggs you want. We have too many eggs. In fact, if
anything the prices are getting too low."...

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[Traildogbob]

19. Can you imagine

The stench from that chin anus, spewing raw sewage 24/7. Ain’t no tic tac ever been made to counter that wretched hole.
For some women, MAGA ones, the smell is tolerable, so they just let him do it.
Melania self infected herself with Covid to lose her sense of smell.
Or his golden toilet burnt out those senses after she married his ass.

[Trueblue1968]

24. tRump is the AntiChrist

[Traildogbob]

28. I truly believe it.

Only something totally Satanic can be this evil.

[Trueblue1968]

34. I agree with you

And i think MuskOx is a demonic minion

[Solly Mack]

4. Did Jesus also have a corporate sponsor? Everything else at the hunt did.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

5. Well, at least he kept his comments classy for Easter this time. [checks social media feed] Nevermind. N/T

[Ping Tung]

6. He's "bringing religion back to America". He sure is.

[jls4561]

7. He's angry because the pope upstaged him. He could fix that.

My contribution to the ever popular “Is he dead yet?” thread for today:

Stroked out because he was promised a WHITE bunny? No bunny DEI!

[TommyT139]

9. I was surprised by that

The bunny costume has been white in the past. And taller? Hard to tell from the pics I've seen so far.

[John1956PA]

10. Trump will frame the bunny by using his sharpie to tatt its toes.

[Jim__]

8. He always tells on himself. "Not just today, but all our lives." All our lives, of course.

[Norrrm]

13. "honor Jesus Christ very powerfully throughout our lives"

Trump who says he is so perfect that he does not need Christ or his forgiveness.

Trump who ridicules Holy Communion.

Trump: Drink my little wine, have my little cracker

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2015/08/13/donald-trump-religion-serfaty-dnt-erin.cnn

[yardwork]

14. The rabbit looked like it wanted to flee.

[jls4561]

16. Probably spotted Kristi Noem in the crowd.

She was stalking material for a new handbag.

[yardwork]

17. ....

[Ars Longa]

18. I wonder what Melania's "Fee" was for this little

Easter Bunny skit?

[yardwork]

20. New kidneys.

[leftyladyfrommo]

21. And then the Pope died and was so rude as

to get all the news.

[onethatcares]

23. is this for real?

I'm still laughing out loud at the entire shmear and can hardly believe he'd say something like that but then again I gotta kick myself and remind me who he is.

[flvegan]

25. 77 million idiots were like, "yeah, this is definitely our guy." n/t

[Deuxcents]

27. Honoring Jesus Christ ? So..he's gonna fund USAID, SS, Medicare, school lunches for kids, Head Start

Bring back the deported people, release the funds for universities? Very powerful throughout our lives? It’s a miracle !

[chowder66]

30. Melania is not trapped. She willingly walked into purgatory and married it. I'm so sick of the "poor Melania" shit.

[mucholderthandirt]

31. How a pagan fertility rite and celebration of new beginnings has anything to do with Jesus is a mystery.

But, they believe the guy was born in the winter, on another pagan holiday, so who knows how their brains work. I suspect there aren't a lot of active brain cells between the lot.

[Meowmee]

32. LOL actually made me laugh

REE- LIGION
We’re gonna have a great 4 years while the economy / stock market keeps crashing, etc., etc. etc.

[GenThePerservering]

33. Christian tradition

is just a thin papering-over of pagan (including Mithraic) tradition. Early popes even said they were planning to put various observances on the same feast days as the pagans had, so the people would know when and what to do.

[Sky Jewels]

35. Bunnies and eggs make sense in the context of the REAL holiday ...

the celebration of real things, not make believe religious things: spring and fertility. Christianity stole the holiday and warped it with ridiculous mythology.

[GenThePerservering]

36. The story about rising from the dead after three days

is straight from the Mithraic religion, as is the virgin birth, etc.

Mithras was a Persian (now Iran) god and the beliefs were often considered in Roman times to be the "soldiers religion" and practiced by the legionairies. They would certainly have brought these traditions with them when they occupied Judea.

[Raine]

37. Well gosh i thought the Bunny was cute! 🐰🙂 nt