Hey Media - What else was in Christy Noem's Purse?

[getagrip_already]

So she had $60,000 Purse with $3,000 in cash in it, but what else was in there? She is, however unfortunate, the head of homeland security. She has to have state secrets in every orifice.

Thumb drives with state secrets?

Her Phone with State Secrets and *yuck*, pictures?

TS/SCI Docs?

Drugs?

Why are you just taking this on face value? (rhetorical question).

[Hassler]

1. I would put money on there was a gun

In Gnome's bag

[emulatorloo]

5. Yep, you just never know when you are going to run into a puppy that needs discipline.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Her Signal chat password. . . . . nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Did she really spend $60K for that bag? Insurance fraud.

[getagrip_already]

10. google hermes croc birkin bag.....

They are all the rage with the ladies of the orange anus.

$60k is bargain basement for those.

[OAITW r.2.0]

14. Sad.

[dchill]

47. Sick.

[FoxNewsSucks]

22. $350k for this used one

https://www.therealreal.com/products/women/handbags/handle-bags/hermes-matte-niloticus-crocodile-18k-diamond-himalayan-birkin-30-l03bx?utm_adgroup=Women%27s%20Handbags&msclkid=46eda74b59ad1e85d01acf4db5b3c82c

Disgusting. Greedy hoarding rich fucks need to be taxed at OVER 90%. And an immediate wealth tax of 100% on anything over $500 million.

[BadgerMom]

42. And more disgusting now that China is revealing they're made for 1/10

the price that’s asked.

https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/trends/chinese-suppliers-offer-items-they-make-for-luxury-brands-like-birkin-louis-vuitton-for-less-than-1-10-the-price-12993135.html

[OAITW r.2.0]

58. I bought $100.00 worth of clothing one night at a marketing store for foreign buyers.

It was like 6 dresses and a couple of T's. My wife and daughter were impressed. In 2006.

[Clouds Passing]

45. Those bags are gawd awful ugly

[True Dough]

33. Remember when

Kamala Harris was criticized by those on the right a few years ago for buying "expensive" French cookware? She reportedly spent more than $500 for it while in Paris.

I'm sure those same people are howling over Noem's purse!

[FoxNewsSucks]

56. Yeah, I remember that, one was a $300 dutch oven, not sure what else she bought

I guarantee any enameled cast-iron dutch oven, such as LeCreuset, will last decades longer than any purse.

I also remember them defending Condoleeza Rice being out shopping for Ferragamo shoes after 9/11.

Their double-standards and hypocrisy haven't changed.

[dixiegrrrrl]

60. Got that Dutch oven as wedding gift 60 years ago.

.it was indeed expensive.Esp.that long ago.
Still have it.

[Walleye]

51. So I guess the $3000 was just loose change to her

[BoRaGard]

63. G.O.P. is luxuriating while stomping out America's food banks

WWJD?

[flvegan]

4. A $60,000 purse. n/t

[getagrip_already]

11. see reply 10.... nt

[Mr. Evil]

20. Anybody that spends that much

on a fucking purse deserves to have it stolen. Especially if you're a public official.

[Raine]

23. Number 13 post. nt

[FoxNewsSucks]

24. And they deserve to be taxed back down into the real world.

[SheltieLover]

27. Absolutely!

[Raine]

21. See number 13 nt

[Jill Hanson]

28. Purse

No that is a Louis Vuitton that goes for around $4,500.00. Still expensive but not a $60,000 bag.

[Johonny]

6. Coke

Because you don't carry 3K in cash unless you buying street drugs

[Irish_Dem]

7. Personal phone with classified docs, purse gun, drugs, more than $3K in her purse.

It sounds like a planned hit, someone wanted her purse.

[Mme. Defarge]

26. Definitely carrying!

[Maru Kitteh]

8. Krusty Gnome lost her purse. How is this remotely plausible? These people have 24/7

butt wipers. She’s a DOGE princess so she has a massive security detail, and I’m supposed to believe some little wanker managed to lift her purse? Give me a break. Just how bad is this Hegseth story? It looks to me like they need a plausible reason/scapegoat for some really disastrous security black hole they’ve opened in the fabric of the universe.

[getagrip_already]

9. she probably got drunk with friends and just forgot it.....

She is likely a lousy tipper, so some wait person declared "Best Tip EVER!" and took it home.

[FoxNewsSucks]

25. Probaly not just a lousy tipper, I'll bet

she's an obnoxious, self-entitled **** who relishes stepping on the little people.

[OAITW r.2.0]

15. Yeah, a necessary distraction to get the media to follow this non-story.

[Maru Kitteh]

18. It feels like they need an excuse for something yet to come, becoming public.

So they can be like, “oh my, they must have hacked poor Kristi’s phone” and not blame the drunk guy who invites all the guys from the bar at the Country Club onto his signal chat. He’s going to end up gone either way, but these people . . . .

It’s admittedly a complete lack of imagination on my part, but I can’t think of any other reason why. Her purse actually being lifted seems like the less likely scenario to me. That broad floats with a batillion of security.

ETA: So there’s a video. Great. I just can’t with these people any more. Literally, unbelievable.

[OAITW r.2.0]

19. Don't buy the baloney that's on sale....it's rancid.

[struggle4progress]

12. The thief got away with Noem's driver's license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge,

makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html

[littlemissmartypants]

53. I wonder if ...

The medication included birth control and antipsychotics? Because gawd knows she needs those.

And... I hope that the thief is smarter than she is and gets a good return on the investment.

[struggle4progress]

13. ... The former South Dakota governor was eating at the popular Capital Burger restaurant

with her purse sitting by her feet underneath her seat ... https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c74zv04xkkgo

... A Gucci B large shoulder bag, of the type Noem was carrying, is available for $4,400 ... The stolen pocketbook had a Louis Vuitton Clemence Purse inside, which sells for $600 ...The larger bag had been placed on the ground at Noem’s table when it was snatched, according to the report. Security footage reviewed by the Secret Service showed a white man in a N95 surgical mask, dark pants, a “fur-type” collar and a ball cap snatching Noem’s bag before leaving the restaurant. The suspect had not been identified as of Monday afternoon. The suspect glanced around the restaurant before grabbing Noem’s bag, covering it with his jacket and then hustling out of the restaurant ... https://nypost.com/2025/04/21/us-news/kristi-noems-purse-with-3k-cash-inside-snatched-by-thief-during-outing-at-dc-restaurant/

What the ever-loving fuck is this incoherent cover story? What did she really lose and where did she actually lose it?

[orangecrush]

35. Good, good point

There's a lot more to this story.

[VGNonly]

16. Surprised she wasn't carrying.

You never know when you might need to shoot a dog.

[Straw Man]

17. She probably was.

Surprised she wasn't carrying.

You never know when you might need to shoot a dog.

I'm guessing she always carries. That information would be suppressed because losing one's gun is a major Bozo No-No, unless it was ripped from one's dead or unconscious body.

[SheltieLover]

29. Anti psychotics, by chance?

Asking for a friend...

[zorbasd]

55. Would be surprised if any psychotics

were not found.

[Sanity Claws]

30. Blank checks

The news article said she had blank checks in the purse.

Who carries checks these days?
The checks were from what account?

Was the cash and the checks to pay someone off?

Who was she having dinner with?
Lots of questions, not so many answers.

[CaptainTruth]

40. Yes, & who writes checks these days? It's been years for me.

[getagrip_already]

44. I have active blank checks that are literally 40 years old.....

I got 500 when I opened a credit union account and just never used them. Probably have 100-150 left.

Account is still active and checks would work fine. But I haven't written one in ages, and probably only to a DMV or something govie.

[onenote]

50. We hire a guy to clean up our yard every spring. I pay him with a check.

I don't write as many checks as I once did, but I still write one occasionally. And when I travel overseas, I always take a few blank checks.

[Wonder Why]

31. A dead immigrant chihuahua.

[Baitball Blogger]

32. Or like "No Way Out." She was intentionally passing info through a courier (the thief), and the 3 thou

was payment?

[bucolic_frolic]

34. Somebody wanted the phone. Think of the network that would yield.

As Malcolm Nance has revealed in his weekly videos, contacts yield more contacts, and more personal details, and travel patterns - and all this at the highest levels of government. This was well planned. They already knew where and when to target the theft. It's all compromised now. This is not Signal. This is wide open.

[misanthrope]

36. A dog's paw?

Her plastic surgeon's cell number?

[Warpy]

37. You mean other than the bribe?

Who knows? I'm just glad she lost the untraceable cash.

[not fooled]

38. Gotta have the appropriate purse

to go with the 60K watch.

Hey maggots, these grifters are laughing at you as they loot the country to finance their luxury lifestyles.

[usonian]

39. The dog ate my

[Orange Buffoon]

41. Only very special customers can get Hermes

You cannot simply walk into an Hermès store and purchase a Birkin bag off the shelf. Hermès maintains a very exclusive and selective process for selling Birkin and Kelly bags. Instead, acquiring one typically involves building a relationship with an Hermès sales associa.te and demonstrating a consistent purchase history with the brand, according to Fortune and Global Boutique

[getagrip_already]

49. Then how does alina habba have one? nt

[cloudbase]

43. Mr. Buzzy.

Her warm, close personal friend.

[RainCaster]

46. Tetracycline for her syphilis

[GemDigger]

59. I thought her nickname was ....

... Penicillin Penny

[aggiesal]

48. Did they get the purse back? ...

If not, how could the press actually know what's on her purse?
Asking for a friend

[Alice Kramden]

52. Such a trivial matter

I always carry thousands in cash & sensitive documents and totally leave my purse unattended - NOT

[johnnyfins]

54. If Kegsbreath is is fighting for his "job"

She is a close runner up...

[catrose]

57. My first thought--what state secrets did she lose?

[Old Testament Libera]

61. A personal vibrator, no doubt

so she can entertain herself as she gazes at her golden statue of Trump

[BoRaGard]

62. Hey Kristi, what's in your wallet?

Answer: Nothing.

Her so-called G.O.P. homeland security was so shitty and unprofessional that it got stolen.

And she's the republicon in charge of keeping America safe?

[pansypoo53219]

64. a gun or 2.

[Grins]

65. 'Dick-pics' from Corey Lewandowski?