Why Kristi Noem may have had $3k cash in her purse

[Tanuki]

Link to tweet

[Meowmee]

1. I suggest someone follow her and take pics then 😹

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I looked this up- supposedly it is with C Lewandowski 😹 So, if true, apparently everyone already knows about it.

Update: The thief was found, it was a Golden Labrador retriever according to someone on twitter.. LOL, just kidding. That puppy murderer criminal needs to be punished yesterday 😢💔. Ai pic to follow if I can figure it out.

[speak easy]

8. '"I suggest someone follow her and take pics ...

[Meowmee]

13. I remember that pic well 😹😀

[Irish_Dem]

2. Maybe the boyfriend's wife had the purse stolen

To get Kristi’s phone with all those explicit pictures of kristi and the boyfriend.

[Tanuki]

3. I have to confess that I've wondered if Kristi had

her own purse stolen to create more drama and victimization narrative.

[Irish_Dem]

4. Interesting idea.

She is certainly capable of pulling such a stunt. But it also makes her look stupid and incompetent. She can’t even hang onto her own purse.

[Maru Kitteh]

18. Or daddy T and his merry incels thought she would be a sympathetic figure

Having a purse “stolen” could do a lot to explain massive, space-shuttle sized breaches in national security that are likely to become public.

[Old Crank]

5. Question?

Doesn't she have a security detail?

Just how does that happen?

[DFW]

7. If she was meeting someone else's husband for a private affair

She might have given her security detail the night off.

If only I had known about this before I made that video about her!!!

[Mountainguy]

6. That type of behavior

is enough to be denied a security clearance for anyone else.

Far too much blackmail material that can be used to exploit them.

[Shoonra]

9. I am probably more plebian than you ....

But if I were carrying around three grand in cash, I'd never let it out of my sight, nor even out of my reach.

[AZJonnie]

12. $3K is probably not as dear to someone w/a $60K watch and a $4500 purse with $500 wallet inside

As it would be to you or I. I would be the same with 3K cash in hand, no doubt

But clearly Ms. Noem is REALLY fancy.

Although, it'd be hilarious if the whole thing was an insurance scam cuz actually she's flat busted.

[Meowmee]

15. Hermes purses start at around 40,000

And you have to be their friend etc. to be allowed to buy one. Wtf😹

https://www.whowhatwear.com/how-to-buy-an-hermes-bag#:~:text=Although%20you%20can%20buy%20a,to%20purchase%20an%20Herm%C3%A8s%20bag.

[Cha]

20. So that's..

Ridiculous!

[Meowmee]

21. Yes of course 😣

No way a purse is worth that much money. Unless it’s some type of antique or whatever and then it’s only worth what someone is willing to pay for it. Even if I were wealthy, I would never spend that much money on a purse.

They probably wouldn’t let me buy one anyway 😹 usually they don’t care if you have the money though…

Apparently though the purse that was stolen from her was a Gucci? I’m not sure anymore. Years ago, I used to sell Gucci and other purses and fine jewelry. I always thought Gucci was way overpriced.

[moniss]

10. Payoff money to

keep someone quiet when she kills their dog?

[Duncanpup]

11. Breaking news.

I just read George Santos found a purse with $3K in it.

[Meowmee]

14. 😹

[TexasBushwhacker]

16. Wow, does Kristi care

that Corey's face smells like Trump's ass?

[ornotna]

22. How could she tell

Considering where her nose has been.

[DET]

17. Lewandowski Again?

How does that disgusting pig attract all these women?

[Meowmee]

24. They are a perfect match actually, both fascists, crooks

And she is a puppy killer as a bonus…😀

[ProfessorGAC]

19. One Flaw In This Story

In order for it to be taken seriously, we have to take Noem's word that there was $3,000 cash in the purse.
I don't it's a reach that she could be lying.

[taxi]

23. It shouldn't make any difference. Didn't the January 6th visitors to the Capitol receive pardons?

What about the tourists that stole Nancy Pelosi's laptop? What about those that stole police equipment? Why should stealing something from DHS be any different?
I think this perp should walk too.