Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stolen while dangling from a chair in a DC restaurant?

Toxic reaction to Maher's shamelessly obsequious fawning?

Run over by Popemobile at Francis' funeral?

[surfered]

1. Drinks tainted milk after FDA suspends milk testing due to workforce cuts

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-fda-suspends-milk-quality-tests-amid-workforce-cuts-2025-04-21/

Struck by falling dollar.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Turns out he's the culprit who stole Noem's purse

Next to the $3000 wad of cash, he found a little pouch of white powder. Thinking it was cocaine, Trump served himself a jumbo-sized line and snorted it right up. But to his surprise and sudden demise, it was USA made fentanyl. Oops.

[SheltieLover]

3. Not yet, but hope springs eternal

[malaise]

4. No but word is he's heading to Italy

for the pope’s funeral and I am hoping that any one of three active volcanoes suck him in.

[Dulcinea]

9. Held hostage by the mob? nt

[malaise]

18. That would be a fitting end

for the Slobfather😀

[MontanaMama]

12. Will Italy allow a convicted felon

into their country? Nevermind SMDH.

[malaise]

19. With their current RW leader

Yes 😀

[IronLionZion]

17. Or get what Mussolini got

[malaise]

20. Oh my

Good one😀

[MissB]

27. Are catholic funerals as long as catholic weddings?

Honest question.

Anyway, should be fun times.

[malaise]

29. Well this one will include Requiem Mass

So the service should be about an hour - not sure about the music part. I left them and all religions decades ago.

[Meowmee]

5. Run over by popemobile 😹 🚙

[SheltieLover]

6. Hahaha!

Good one!

[Emile]

7. That one got a chuckle out of me too. 😂

[malaise]

23. Then there's this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220259967

[malaise]

21. Most excellent

😂😂

[SheltieLover]

25. That is classic!

[malaise]

26. Agree

[DUgosh]

8. Holy water

Meets orange spackle

[SocialDemocrat61]

10. When's his next meeting

with Vance?

[twodogsbarking]

11. Musk gave him an open cockpit ride into space.

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

(I just noticed my post is #13, a very lucky number in some cultures!)

[RockCreek]

14. Covered with viral germs from little kids

at the easter egg roll, when he showed off his "assassination" picture. And then one infection leads to another...

https://democraticunderground.com/100220259830#post2

[no_hypocrisy]

15. He'll say, "I'm just like Pope Francis!"

And then he'll die of a stroke and heart failure.

[malaise]

24. Before or after meeting

with Shady Vance😀

[NNadir]

16. Killed when his plane escaping to asylum in Russia is...

...shot down by a Ukrainian missile?

[Marthe48]

22. slipped some odor eaters into his shoes?

or sprayed some poo-pourri and disappeared?

[hlthe2b]

28. ...

--Is he in THIS car? (The Elephants are starting to turn on you, Trumpie)

[Blue Owl]

30. Turned into a pillar of salt like he should have years ago

[republianmushroom]

31. Didn't see any dancing in the streets

when I woke up this morning. Must be just another day closer, damn.

[Wicked Blue]

32. Stabbed in the throat by a sharpened mitre

worn by a short cardinal

[malaise]

34. Bwaaaah!😂

This place is a riot😂😀😂

[dreamland]

33. Plane crashed on the flight over to the Pope's funeral

[bluestarone]

35. Kicking for that one word (we all want to hear)

YES!!!