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stollen

(1,148 posts)
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 07:53 AM Apr 2025

Why is Noem carrying around a $4,400 bag

and wearing a Rolex? Granted, she's doubled her salary since becoming Sec of Homeland Security, and she has SS with her. However, any American traveling to Paris will say their top concern is pick pockets and they guard against it, justified or not.

If DC is so "crime ridden," why does Kristi make herself such a target? Is she really just all about image and other Eva Braun bullshit, trying to improve her hick demeanor for her Master?

She took her family to a burger joint. She needs $3,000 for, say, 10 orders of burgers/fries at $15/each?

If DC is so "crime ridden," according to Noem herself, why is she setting herself up, and the country, as an obvious target?

Could it be, she's really THAT much out of her league, too self-possessed to comprehend the importance of her job description? She can't even secure her own valuables, let alone keep the homeland safe. I recommend getting rid of HLS. It's a waste of money.

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Why is Noem carrying around a $4,400 bag (Original Post) stollen Apr 2025 OP
I know. To hear them tell it you can't walk down the street in any major city without getting raped or robbed. Yet she Walleye Apr 2025 #1
She cannot walk the talk. stollen Apr 2025 #2
Not only can't she protect her purse, but she can't deal with a rowdy puppy without shooting him. My idea of a bad Walleye Apr 2025 #18
Point taken stollen Apr 2025 #37
About that $3k ... Mike Niendorff Apr 2025 #3
Why did she need that much cash? Botany Apr 2025 #6
An ounce of coke goes for about $3,000 displacedvermoter Apr 2025 #11
Not the cola? Bluethroughu Apr 2025 #20
Pepsi not Coke! displacedvermoter Apr 2025 #21
Is the US so backward that it still carries cash stollen Apr 2025 #7
it's also possible she didn't have any cash, and lied. Meadowoak Apr 2025 #8
Yup. We only have her word regarding the contents & that's good for shit in my book SheltieLover Apr 2025 #10
Said The Same Yesterday ProfessorGAC Apr 2025 #33
I don't assume the truth from her stollen Apr 2025 #38
The nose candy vendors only take cash. Or she was buying Easter eggs for the neighborhood. I bet the former. dutch777 Apr 2025 #12
Good point stollen Apr 2025 #39
Or.. homegirl Apr 2025 #26
Insurance claim stollen Apr 2025 #40
Made in China?............... Lovie777 Apr 2025 #4
Any true bounder would have gone with the Hermes to the Capital Burger Prairie Gates Apr 2025 #5
It goes with the rest of her k_buddy762 Apr 2025 #9
More importantly, why are we carrying around a Kristi Noem? marble falls Apr 2025 #13
For someone who pretends to be tough wearing Emile Apr 2025 #14
She loves to flaunt herself and her wealth. Irish_Dem Apr 2025 #15
She's the one who goes target shooting stollen Apr 2025 #16
Yesterday, She claimed itcfish Apr 2025 #17
Because her $50K handbags are not for travel? 🤔 TheBlackAdder Apr 2025 #19
Needed to Traildogbob Apr 2025 #22
Hey, I'm OK with her carrying around a $44,000 bag, as long as it puts her political career in the shitter. (nt) Paladin Apr 2025 #23
That amount of cash was a pay-off mercuryblues Apr 2025 #24
First sentence makes sense. stollen Apr 2025 #41
Cash is not traceable dreamland Apr 2025 #25
Or she is bribing families whose loved ones are incarerated? stollen Apr 2025 #43
I assume if the cash was "illegal" in any way then she would not have reported it stolen. Midnight Writer Apr 2025 #27
A few observations AverageOldGuy Apr 2025 #28
Meth. We're on it. South Dakota........She's a flake IA8IT Apr 2025 #30
Meth...hitlers drug Clouds Passing Apr 2025 #35
First paragraph stollen Apr 2025 #44
puppy killer pamdb Apr 2025 #29
To pay off the El Salvadoran president stollen Apr 2025 #45
Very suspicious, as if the thief must have known there was lots of cash inside IronLionZion Apr 2025 #31
Handbag on the floor SARose Apr 2025 #32
Thief must had a clear shot of purse stollen Apr 2025 #46
Trump does not hire anyone or associate with anyone who doesn't have a clean history. No one can be an aide or any LiberalArkie Apr 2025 #34
Willing to do anything for a free dinner. Lame side hustle IA8IT Apr 2025 #36
It's some scam but we don;t know the details yet struggle4progress Apr 2025 #42

Walleye

(45,516 posts)
1. I know. To hear them tell it you can't walk down the street in any major city without getting raped or robbed. Yet she
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 07:55 AM
Apr 2025

Trusted the clientele of this restaurant to be honest. Disconnect.

stollen

(1,148 posts)
2. She cannot walk the talk.
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 07:58 AM
Apr 2025

She's all artifice.

Meanwhile, the country took a pass on Clinton and Harris, two uniquely qualified women, to get this "thing." Trump missed the Barbie memo.

Walleye

(45,516 posts)
18. Not only can't she protect her purse, but she can't deal with a rowdy puppy without shooting him. My idea of a bad
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:50 AM
Apr 2025

Person

Mike Niendorff

(3,667 posts)
3. About that $3k ...
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 07:59 AM
Apr 2025

It's possible she just randomly decided to carry $3,000 cash in pocket-money around with her that morning.

Or, it's also possible, that this big wad of cash was a payoff or bribe that got slipped to her earlier in day, and she just hadn't gotten home to unload it yet.

Just sayin'.


MDN

Botany

(77,868 posts)
6. Why did she need that much cash?
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:05 AM
Apr 2025

What % of Americans now pay with their debit cards and or apps on their phones?

Something does not pass the smell test here.

stollen

(1,148 posts)
7. Is the US so backward that it still carries cash
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:10 AM
Apr 2025

...in large bills, no less, in a "crime infested" city, in a $4,400 bag while wearing a Rolex? Most Europe cities have gone plastic. London is one of them.

Maybe having large sums of cash is part of her artifice, like stilettos are supposed to be? She may as well revamp Melania's infamous jacket to say, "Rob me."

ProfessorGAC

(77,306 posts)
33. Said The Same Yesterday
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 11:09 AM
Apr 2025

She's a professional liar. Why are we assuming she's telling the truth about this?

stollen

(1,148 posts)
38. I don't assume the truth from her
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 04:42 PM
Apr 2025

when it's rather easy to debunk her stories, like you would a child's.

dutch777

(5,107 posts)
12. The nose candy vendors only take cash. Or she was buying Easter eggs for the neighborhood. I bet the former.
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:20 AM
Apr 2025

stollen

(1,148 posts)
39. Good point
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 04:44 PM
Apr 2025

Bottom line is, nobody carries around that kind of cash unless for surreptitious purposes.

 

k_buddy762

(638 posts)
9. It goes with the rest of her
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:16 AM
Apr 2025

When she has $25k in plastic and rubber facial work and God only knows what else is rubber and plastic on her body, carrying around a $4k bag makes perfect sense.

I guess.

Emile

(43,290 posts)
14. For someone who pretends to be tough wearing
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:31 AM
Apr 2025

tactical gear and gripping an assault rifle, she can't even stop a small time thief. What a joke.

Irish_Dem

(82,386 posts)
15. She loves to flaunt herself and her wealth.
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:34 AM
Apr 2025

Wearing expensive jewelry, clothing, flashy hair, make up etc.

She is a dramatic narcissist who love looking important and rich.
Like Hegseth.

stollen

(1,148 posts)
16. She's the one who goes target shooting
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:39 AM
Apr 2025

...whether at bullseyes or domestic farm animals.

So why does she insist on making herself a target?

I think you've already laid out the reason. Plus, she's just dumb.

itcfish

(1,835 posts)
17. Yesterday, She claimed
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 08:41 AM
Apr 2025

it was $3,000. Really who carries around that amount of cash? Probably paying for something that is not legal and wants no one to be able to trace the payment????

Traildogbob

(13,166 posts)
22. Needed to
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 09:36 AM
Apr 2025

Match the value of her watch. Accessories are important to your image as a leader.
I am surprised she was without a gun. Lots of free roaming dogs out there these days.
The party of the working class. Billionaires and Millionaires. All fighting for us commoners.
And tax payers are footing the bill of all her costumes and those accessories.

 

Paladin

(32,354 posts)
23. Hey, I'm OK with her carrying around a $44,000 bag, as long as it puts her political career in the shitter. (nt)
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 09:38 AM
Apr 2025

mercuryblues

(16,515 posts)
24. That amount of cash was a pay-off
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 09:53 AM
Apr 2025

She could not put it in the bank, so she has to spend it.

or...
It wasn't the cash they were after. The ID badge.

Some posts here stated the there was another purse snatching in the area a few days prior. I just watched a true crime where the killer broke into a few homes in the neighborhood prior to the murder. Then he broke into his own home, the same way to kill his wife.

stollen

(1,148 posts)
41. First sentence makes sense.
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 04:49 PM
Apr 2025

Is she forcing a ransom on families with loved ones in El Salvador?

dreamland

(1,121 posts)
25. Cash is not traceable
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 10:27 AM
Apr 2025

We just need to know who she was going to meet with after her lunch.

stollen

(1,148 posts)
43. Or she is bribing families whose loved ones are incarerated?
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 04:51 PM
Apr 2025

And the families hired someone to steal it back?

A stretch...

Midnight Writer

(25,757 posts)
27. I assume if the cash was "illegal" in any way then she would not have reported it stolen.
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 10:30 AM
Apr 2025

It would be like a drug dealer calling 911 to report their stash was stolen.

AverageOldGuy

(4,176 posts)
28. A few observations
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 10:33 AM
Apr 2025

My wife and daughter both commented “I would never set my purse on the floor anywhere, especially not a restaurant what with grease, food spills, dirt tracked in. And that’s just asking for someone to snitch it.”

DC police investigate thefts of large amounts of cash because they figure anyone carrying 3 large is probably making a drug deal.

As for the $50,000 Rolex - I wear an original Rolex GMT Master, purchased at the Bien HOA, Vietnam, military exchange in 1970 on my way home from a year in the bush - $196.00. I ship it back to Rolex USA every 8 years for cleaning and adjustment and they tell me to insure it for $15,000!!

Norm is typical of the privileged know-nothings surrounding Trump.

pamdb

(1,439 posts)
29. puppy killer
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 10:34 AM
Apr 2025

And why the hell does she have her passport with her? In case she needs to make another flying visit for yet another prison photo op?

IronLionZion

(51,559 posts)
31. Very suspicious, as if the thief must have known there was lots of cash inside
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 10:43 AM
Apr 2025

Everything about this story sounds suspicious. That was a brazen theft in front of plenty of people and secret service and security cameras. Nobody noticed anything?

Purse snatching sounds kind of old timey. One doesn't hear much of that in the news these days. We do hear a lot about carjackings and shoplifting.

So I'm pretty skeptical about this story.

SARose

(1,831 posts)
32. Handbag on the floor
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 10:52 AM
Apr 2025

Heard yesterday Barbie’s bag was on the floor underneath her chair. The person who stole it was seated behind her at another table and used his foot to drag it over to him.

Handbag on the floor. Ladies - how many of you put your purse on a restaurant floor while dining?

That is so gross! When I am in a restaurant I

Place my purse on an empty seat near me;

Hang it on the back of my chair; or

Use the handbag hook my granddaughter gave me for Christmas. The hook hangs from the table.

Under no circumstances would I ever put my purse on the floor.

🤢

stollen

(1,148 posts)
46. Thief must had a clear shot of purse
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 04:58 PM
Apr 2025

...perhaps saw her walking in with it? I'm gonna guess she chose a bright red colored bag encrusted with sparkly diamonds.

LiberalArkie

(19,919 posts)
34. Trump does not hire anyone or associate with anyone who doesn't have a clean history. No one can be an aide or any
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 11:16 AM
Apr 2025

position who can not be blackmailed.

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